Superman Skit: Superman or Superpain?
Does Superman have a change of clothes in every phone booth? Why?
Wouldn't that be expensive? All those clothes to buy.
What if he went on vacation? Does he go around putting clothes in
those booths? what if he missed one? What if that country doesn't
have phone booths? Then what? Or does he carry them around in his
suitcase?
How do you explain that to the person who checks your luggage? Or
does he just go around wearing the thing under his clothes?
What if he had a hot date with Lois? And she invited him back to her
place.
Where would he hide it? What if he got wet?
We'd see red through that white shirt. And what does he do when he
has to go potty?
Speaking of which, what do Superheros do when in the middle of crime
fighting their last meal catches up with them?
That's a lot of stuff to undo before you can relieve yourself. What
does his parents think anyways?
'Oh we wanted you to be a great newspaper reporter but no you had to
go and become a Superhero. A double life. How are you going to
provide for that nice Lois? Are you going to lie to her to? What kind
of life is that? always jumping into phone booths! It's not normal!
And that name! Superman. Don't you think that's a little egotistical?
Did I raise you to be big-headed? Do you see me running around here
calling myself Superwoman and jumping out of closets? Noo!'
You just don't understand me! (Clark Kent runs out of the house)
'He was a quiet boy,' Says the psycologist. 'Always wanting to do the
right thing. A shame he turned out this way.'
We see photos of a young Kent playing with other kids in a red cape
while they wear Cowboy hats, Indian bonnets & Fireman helmets.
Another picture of Kent blowing out birthday candles standing on a
chair in a red cape.
Don't people ever wonder why Kent's always diving into phone booths
anyways?