As just about any individual would know the easiest way to keep a secret is completely avoiding the topic altogether as well as anything related to it in any way. I thought I was doing that pretty well back on earth to be honest with you, I of course had to change my name, but at 7 sweeps and fast approaching conscription, one way or another i wasn't expecting to use that name ever again anyway. I did not, however expect giant robot meowbea-lions to launch us into space put us right in the middle of the Galra Rebellion. I'm just glad that we haven't yet reached the borders of the Alternian Empire yet but unfortunately I knew we would at some point and that when we do i'm going to have to tell them. I just hope i don't get culled on sight and that at least Allura will let me explain myself before dropping me off at the nearest Indigo outpost if not well i lasted longer than expected so i at least have that to be proud about.
so I've seen voltron/homestuck crossovers were the team has played sburb or one where Lance is sent into the kid's session so i thought what if one of them was secretly a troll sooo this happened