Welcome boys and girls to another amazing edition of the Godzilla power hour:
In today's episode, we join Godzilla himself, deep in the forests of Tokyo; far away from any human life. After a hard day's work destroying the various monsters plaguing the city-scaped areas of this fair land, he was happy to finally have some time to himself. The radically scaled reptile began to unlock the door to his gigantic 2 story cottage, and once inside, he put his hat on his catastrophic coat hanger. Walking through a few rooms to reach the blue couch the reptile had put in his living room,the room was covered in pizza boxes and previously worn clothes, and smelt of depression, but it was home. He sat down and rested his head on the dark blue pillow behind him. After getting nice and comfortable, the legendary lizard slightly struggled to reach the remote that lay on the titanic glass table in front of him, and after pushing away some wrappers and cans that littered the table, he got his claws on it, and turned on the tv a "short" distance away from him. After flipping through the various channels for a few minutes, Godzilla checked his watch, realizing it was time for dinner. He went to his kitchen and prepared something to eat; and while digging through his freezer, he pulled out a frozen chicken parm that was meant for two, but didn't care. He began to cook it using the specific instructions on the back of the box; after finally completing the steps and placing his meal in the fairly new ikea oven, the large scaled lizard preciously awaited for his meal to finish cooking, he began to set a place for himself on his table; Godzilla's favourite Elvis Presley commemorative plate, his commemorative Elvis Presley mug, and his commemorative fork and knife from his set of Elvis Presley utensils were placed around the table. Once the table was all set, Godzilla went to the fridge by the cupboards and grabbed the zephilis water bottle inside. And hearing a ding from the oven beside him, the dynamic dinosaur rushed to pour the water into his Elvis mug. And after the table was neatly set, Godzilla quickly shoved on his oven mitts and carefully brought the chicken parm and placed it on the table. But before eating, he noticed the empty seat in front of him... and with a deep sigh he began to scrape the chicken parm off the tray it had gotten stuck too. And with a sudden jerk to the side, he got the food unstuck, but had knocked over his commemorative Elvis Presley mug. The mug made a long descent off the table,and its impact to the floor made the once silent room fill with a sudden jolt of noise. The king of lizards looked down in despair as his beloved mug was shattered across the floor, its contents spilled across the expensive tiling. He let out a sudden roar of frustration, got up, and went to go grab a roll of paper towels. But after opening the cabinet, he realized he was out of them. Godzilla held back his rage and a look of defeat was painted across his face as he grabbed a towel from the bathroom, soaked up the water, and swept up the pieces of mug that was scattered around the kitchen floor. What proceeded soon after was a long pause of silence as Godzilla ate his cold chicken parm and wondered what may have went wrong with his life. After finishing the meal, he added the plates to the small pile in the sink, and promised to himself he'd wash them later. He lazily looked through the newspaper he brought in this morning, and found a nice price on paper towels at Costco, and decided to go there tomorrow. Godzilla didn't even bother to brush his teeth, and went to sleep in his work clothes.