A Twitter conversation between me (Mr_Master_) and some other guy who I don't know who is BRILLIANT! (you_will_obey)
It's funny so I decided to post it. XD
ENJOY MINIONS!
you_will_obey These pathetic...creatures will know fear. Will know the purpose of their own existence.
Mr_Master_ You've always liked being dramatic, haven't you...?
you_will_obey I am not the only guilty party in this case, Lord Master.
Mr_Master_ Yes, but you see, I make it work. *grins* I don't look like a theatrical prat in a dress.
you_will_obey Are you ridiculing the Galifreyan robes? Ones of which you have also worn before?
Mr_Master_ Not by choice... *grumbles*
you_will_obey Oh? And tell me, who forced them upon you when you opened the Eye of Harmony?
Mr_Master_ Alright, you made your point. I'm insane, what's your excuse?
you_will_obey And you admit this great disadvantage?
Mr_Master_ Being insane is fun.
you_will_obey Being damaged, diseased is fun?
Mr_Master_ Yep, now you're getting it.
you_will_obey Having such an idiotic view of a disadvantage so great, you have fallen haven't you?
Mr_Master_ Oh, no, I'm doing great! *grins*
you_will_obey And how have you reached this conclusion?
Mr_Master_ I've got a job (irritating people), friends (whom I irritate... Well, I call them friends), snuggies, somebody to irritate (you); I am sorted!
you_will_obey What is a... snuggie?
Mr_Master_ Uh... It's a blanket with holes for your arms.
you_will_obey So a robe put on backwards?
Mr_Master_ *pause* ...No...
you_will_obey Then what?
Mr_Master_ It's a blanket with arms! *pause* Okay, fine, it's basically a robe... But fluffy.
you_will_obey But...fluffy? Your mind has left you, hasn't it? But a shell for idiocy like that.
Mr_Master_ There is nothing wrong with fluffy!
you_will_obey Aside from being weak and unintellectual.
Mr_Master_ *grumble* I'm not going to win this argument, am I?
you_will_obey In what way did you believe you would?
Mr_Master_ *grumbles*
you_will_obey And what a brilliant way to continue your points.
Mr_Master_ ...Why aren't you bloody dead? I thought/hoped you were dead.
you_will_obey Oh? Coming from you I would have suspected a mutual understanding of not wanting to die.
Mr_Master_ I don't want to die, I don't care if you're alive or not.
you_will_obey That was nether appropriate nor clever.
Mr_Master_ What? I really thought you were dead.
you_will_obey And why would you believe that I would die so easily?
Mr_Master_ Cos I shot you with electricity from my hands, I thought that ought to bloody do.
you_will_obey Electricity? Not so much of the word. Energy is more appropriate.
Mr_Master_ It sounds cooler when I say, 'I shot electricity from my hands'.
you_will_obey And does temperature matter?
Mr_Master_ ...Wow. You really are thick, aren't you?
you_will_obey Using terminology from other species does not translate well to another. Unless of course you have lived with said species.
Mr_Master_ Thick means stupid. Which you are.
you_will_obey And your reasoning?
Mr_Master_ Points to you being thick.
you_will_obey *raises my eyebrow*
Mr_Master_ Wow, now I'm scared. Really.
you_will_obey Do I appear like I am trying to scare you? I could easily do that by just tapping, now couldn't I?
NOW!
This is where I got distracted by something shiny and the conversation came to an abrupt end. Sorry.
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