What happens when you mix Akatsuki with Kh2? Craziness,thats what! In,this story,LEader and Xemnas are sworn enemies and the Akatsuki members,and the organization 13 members must deal with Their leaders' Stupidiness.
Chapter 1-Happy Birthday Hidan!
"Shhhhhhhh!" Deidara said to the others.
"You shhhhh!" Kisame replied in a rather loud whisper.
"Senpai,Its too early..Can I go back to bed?" Tobi said with a yawn.
"No!" Deidara replied.
"Alright,alright.Can we just get on with this?" Kakuzu said to all of them.
"Yeah,Yeah."Deidara said.Leading the others through the hallway.
Deidara,Kisame,Itachi, and Kakuzu crept slowly and silently through the Akatsuki
house hallway,until they finally got to Hidan's room.They slowly opened the door of Hidan's room.
"Woah!This place is a mess!" Tobi said loudly.
"Shut up,Tobi!" Kisame said,trying to tug tobi away from the door."If you can't saty quiet,Don't stay at all!"
Tobi nodded,and the others crawled into Hidan's room like people in the army.Deidara looked at teh others,and the others nodded.Except
for Itachi who gave the Why-the-hell-am-I-here look.Deidara put his hand up,Still on the floor,and counted from 3 to 1.
"Happy Borthday Hidan!!!!!" They all yelled when Deidara had reached to 0. Tobi was flickering the light on and off.
"For the love of Jashin,What are you people doing in my damn room?!?!?!?" Hidan yelled,for her fell to the floor
while everyone was yelling happy birthday.
"Hapy birthday Hidan!" They yelled pnce more.
"But dudes! Its not even my-"
"We said happy birthday,Hidan."Itachi said,Giving hium an evil glare.
Hidan kept silent and got up.
"Are you surprised,Hidan?huh?are you?" Tobi asked Hidan.
"Yeah,Sure,Whatever..." Hidan said,crawling back into bed.
"Come on Dude,We got up at 5 A.m just to say happy birthday,you could atleast say thank you or something!"Deidara protested.
" Hell no." Hidan said,facing the wall.
"Alright fine then! Be all Gay about it!" Deidara said walking out of the room.
"um...yeah..."Kisame said walking out of the room aswell.
"Good night Hidan!" Tobi said,walking joyfully out of hidans messy room.
"...Clean your room,man.." Itachi said,looking around,then left the room.
"And you?" Hidan asked Kakuzu,a little pissed off.
"What about me?" Kakuzu answered.
"Everything,kakuzu,Everything." Hidan said,rolling his eyes."Just get the fuck out of my room."
"Alright,Fine then!"Kakuzu answered stomping out of teh room,with his head up like a teenage girly-girl that just got denied to
be a teenager.
"Godamn,Finally." Hidan said to himself. Exactly 2 minutes after hidan had fallen asleep,Leader had called an emergency meeting.
-At the hand meeting thingy-
"alright,now that your all here-"Leader began.He began a head count.1...2...3...4..5..6..7..
"Where is Hidan?" Leader said with a pissed off sigh that said,I have no time for this.
"He's sleeping." Kisame replied simply.
"Well,Go wake him up!" Leader replied.
"Alright,godamn,don't gotta yell!" Kisame got down from his finger,platform thingy,and went to get hidan.
"Hidan,wake the hell up,"Kisame said,trying to open Hidan's locked door.
"Make me!"Hidan yelled from inside the room.
Kisame just left the door,and went back to the hand thing,where the meeting was being held.
"..."Hidan kept silent for a few moments."Wait! Don't Fucking leave me,damn you!"Hidan said,putting on his akatsuki cloak.
-Back at the meeting-
"Alright,now that we're all here..We shall begin the meeting,"Leader began with the hour and fourty-five minute meeting.
an hour and fourty-five minutes later...
"now,Does anyone have any questons regarding our mission?" Leader asked.
Hidan raised his hand up like a small child in elemeantary school.
"yes,Hidan?"
"yeah,um..DO I have to fucking go?"
"Why,yes,You all do.Now stop complaining."
"Stupid little bitch." HIdan mumbled under his breath.
"Excuse me?"
"Uh..uh...Tobi is a snitch?" Hidan pointed to tobi.
"No I'm not! Your liar!" Tobi said.
"Don't deny the truth!" Hidan said back to Tobi.
"
"Your not nice at all!"Tobi said.
"Yea,so?Deal with it." HIdan replied.
"..you all suck.." Itachi said.