Author's note: KYAAAAA! GINTAMA IS BACK! I was soooo excited when i saw that Gintama was back. AND IT IS SOO GREAT. This short fic was based on the whole Bakaiser thing in 203. I could not stop laughing during that part :P I might continue this if i get any good ideas. as well, leave any ideas that you may have for this if you have any :) please R/R :D

I apologize for any OOC-ness :P Oh, and just in case anyone needs it: bakaiser = jerkaiser (or something like that, baka means stupid, kaiser is, well, kaiser), ohayou = good morning, temee = you bastard ( or asshole, or douchebag, really any of the above :D )

SORTA SPOILERS FOR GINTAMA 203. SORT OF.

Shinpachi: *cough cough* Fleur, aren't you forgetting something?

Fleur: Hmm, i have the story, i have the omake, i have the authors note... what am i missing?

Shinpachi: THE DISCLAIMER! THE DISCLAIMER!

Fleur: hehe, RIGHT! ALRIGHT, I DO NOT OWN GINTAMA OR ANY OF ITS CHARACTERS. THEY BELONG TO THE GREAT MASTER HIDEAKI SORACHI.

"Tcht. Finally things have gotten back to normal. Damn warts." Hijikata took a long drag from his cigarette in the newly restored Shinsegumi station (that no longer looked like an evil fortress). He leaned on one of the columns outside his room, lazily smoking. He could hear Okita snoring behind him. He was snoring quite loudly in fact. Hijikata resisted the urge to pound the sadist's head into the floorboards. He knew he would regret it later when the sadist decided to once again try to kill him with his bazooka.

Wait.

WHY THE HELL WAS THE SADIST SLEEPING IN HIS ROOM ANYWAYS.

"Oi, Okita, get up. Go sleep in your room."

No response.

"OKITA!"

No response.

Finally, the demonic vice-commander decided to try something different.

"OI, BAKAISER, GET UP."

"ugh, whaaaat?" grumbled Okita.

Hijikata smirked. It had worked. And he was never going to let it go. Inside his mind, the vice-commander was already forming a little plan.

Hehe, thought Hijikata,I know EXACTLYhow I can make the most of this.

"Go sleep in your room. Don't make me say it again."

"Fine. Later, Hijikata-san" Okita slowly got up and shuffled his way to his room. Once Hijikata was sure Okita was asleep in his room (he could hear him snoring again), he made his way to the commander's room.

Knock knock.

"Who is it?" replied a voice from within.

"It's me, Kondou-san."

"Oh, Toshi! Come in, come in!" The gorilla opened the door enthusiastically and practically dragged Hijikata in.

"What can I do for you?"

"Kondou-san, something has changed about Okita. Ever since the wart incident, he won't respond to Okita anymore. He only responds to Bakaiser. I think the warts messed with his head. However, if we tell him that something is wrong with him, I fear he will only get worse." Hehe, this is gonna be great.

"Oh no! That's terrible! Hmm…I know! I'll tell everyone to call him Bakaiser from now on! That way, nothing will happen to Okita-kun!"

This is going to be fantastic.

Hours later…

Okita woke up from his nap and yawned immensely. He had had a very weird dream. He was dreaming about the wart incident again. He even swore someone called him Bakaiser. Meh. Must have been dreaming. Silently, the captain got dressed and went to get his sword before exiting his room.

"Oh, ohayou Bakaiser!" cried Yamazaki cheerily.

"Huh?"

"Bakaiser, ohayou!"

"HUH?"

"Bakaiser, are we going to start training soon?"

"HUH!"

WHY IS EVERYONE CALLING ME THAT. IM NOT DREAMING RIGHT NOW. Wait a second, this can only mean one thing…

"HI-JI-KA-TAAAAAAA!"

Omake:

Kondou: Oh Toshi! You don't look so well. What happened to your eye?

Hijikata: Bakaiser and his bazooka. Remind me again why he has a bazooka? Isn't he supposed to be the best swordsman!

Okita: TEMEEE! I'm not done with you yet!

Hijikata: Oh shit! Maybe I should have pounded his head into the floorboards instead.