PERFECT DIB
Note: This is a parody of Perfect Dark, blah, blah, blah! Anyway, Dib is the main character, so most of you Dib haters won't like this..
Disclaimer: I do not own Perfect Dark, I may actually own a gamepak, but that's not really owning Perfect Dark rights and other such.. Rare owns the Perfect Dark franchise, and so does Nintendo in a way.. I also don't own Invader Zim, is Jhonen Vasquez who owns the show and characters, also, because Nick is going to harass me, Nickelodeon is the self-proclaimed owner of Zim, darn jerks..
Chapter 1: dataZim or zimDyne.. House thing or Lucern Zim House..
Dib prepares to go over Zim's house. He grabs one of his dab's cloaking jackets, gets a video camera, an old taser, takes some tacos and puts them in his pocket, then walks up to Gaz.
"Hey, Gaz, tell dad I'm out tonight or something, sense I'm gonna get some actual proof of Zim being an Alien!" Dib tells Gaz.
"Fine, now just shutup! I'm still trying to finish GameSlave 2, but every time you interupt me, now go the hell away!" she yells.
Dib looks at Gaz with an odd expression on his face and leaves heading towards Zim's house.
*Meanwhile, at Zim's house, underground!*
"Please obey Mini-Moose!" Zim yells..
"I don't wanna blow things up!" Mini-Moose replies.
"You soon will, or I'll have to put you threw mind conditioning!" Zim tells Mini-Moose.
"GIR!" Zim yells..
Gir suddenly falls down out of nowhere in front of Zim..
"Gir, secure the perimeter outside the house, and make sure no-one comes in!" Zim yells.
"Okie dookie!" Gir replies, then runs all the way upstairs and to outside of the house and leaves the door open..
"Computer!" Zim yells.
"What?" it replies, in its moaning voice..
"Mind-condition Mini-Moose, make sure that after midnight time for this filthy planet's city, that your mind conditioning is complete." Zim tells the computer..
"Fine.. Yeah, okay.. Ah huh.." the computer replies..
"Oh my god! I forgot, GIR seems to always leave the door open.." Zim realizes, then takes the elevator up to ground level and closes the door..
"Hmm.. Incase GIR leaves, I'll just stay here, whatching TV, because my ass aches.." Zim says, then picks up a remote and decides to whatch a show with humans dying and screaming..
*Outside Zim's house, across the street..*
"That pesky little robot will ruin my plans.. Unless, I, well duh, CLOAK!" Dib says to himself, then turns invisible..
Dib walks across the street, then stands in front of Gir, who is bloking the door..
"NONE MAY ENTER! I SEE YOU DIB!" Gir yells, then rockets, machine guns, plasma pistols, and some odd Irken Weapons pop out of Gir head aiming at Dib..
Dib uncloaks.
"Hmm.. Well, now to plan B. I was gonna eat, but I have no choice.." Dib thinks to himself, then he gets out the Tacos he had in his pocket in front of Gir..
"Here they are, but you can only have them if you let me in!" Dib tells Gir, holding the taco in Gir's face..
"Can't resist. I MUST HAVE OR MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE!" Gir tells Dib, then takes his taco and runs away..
Dib gets out his taser and opens the door..
*Inside Zim's house, Ground Level..*
Dib walks in and Zim spots him..
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Zim yells..
"I'm Dib remember!" Dib replies to Zim..
"Oh, right.. Well.. Feel the wrath of my IRKEN PISTOL!" Zim tells Dib, get out the weapon and starts firing with horrible accuracy and quits..
Dib looks at Zim with an odd look on his face and shocks Zim unconscious with his taser..
"Now time for actual proof of his existance.." Dib says with excitement, getting out a camera and taking pictures of Zim..
"Now to photograph what is underground!" Dib thinks to himself, then enters Zim's kitchen and takes the elevator to Zim's underground base..
*Underground, base thing of Zim's House.*
The elevator goes down to the base level and stops. A broken lawn gnome lies on the floor doing nothing..
Dib walks out of the elevator with his camera, and takes pictures of everything.
"INTRUDER ALERT! Dib is here. Now guards, get him!" the computer yells..
Lucky for Dib, the only guards were images on a screen, which couldn't hurt him in anyway.. Dib takes some more pictures and spots Mini-Moose..
"What the hell!" Dib yells..
"Zim is going to mind-condition me. I'm Mini-Moose.." Mini-Moose says..
Dib takes pictures of Mini-Moose..
"Wait, is it okay if you leave this place with me, right?" Dib asks..
"Yes.." Mini-Moose replies..
"You can't take him, I'm suppose to guard him.." the computer tells Dib..
"Err.. Too bad.." Dib replies.
"Okay, go and take him!" the computer replies..
Dib and Mini-Moose enter the elevator and head to ground level..
*Zim's house, ground level floor.*
Dib exits the elevator and walks out of the kitchen..
"SOUND THE ALARM! HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE! HE HAS ME HOSTAGE!" Mini-Moose yells.. Suddenly, the lights go out..
"You stupid, robot MOOSE!" Dib yells at Mini-Moose..
Mini-Moose flies away from Dib and floats by Zim..
"I guess mind conditioning isn't necessary Mini-Moose.. Now, Dib! Feel my wrath!" Zim yells.. Dib screams!
Zim punches Dib in the face, takes his camera and smashes it to bits..
"Lawn Gnomes, take care of the Earth larva!" Zim yells..
Dib quickly cloaks..
The Lawn Gnomes enter the room..
"Foolish Dib, do you think the robots were programmed with regular Earth creature vision!" Zim says.. Then laughs..
The lawn gnomes pick up Dib while he is cloaked, and throw him outside of Zim's house..
*Outside Zim's house, not on the lawn, the sidewalk..*
Dib uncloaks.. And lies on the ground..
"GOD DAMN IT!" Dib yells..
An old lady hears Dib and says "Do you kids always have to curse and have a foul mouth?"
Dib pauses for a momment.. Then does nothing and the lady walks slowly away..
Gir walks up to Dib and says "HELLO!" , then continues to walk and enters his master's house..
Dib gets up off from the ground and decides to walk home, however on his way, a giant blue hover thing (err, the Jumpship from Perfect Dark) lands on the ground and people walk out, grab Dib, run back in the Jumpship, and take off with him..
Er.. End of Chapter Thing.
So what do you people think, did it suck?
Note: This is a parody of Perfect Dark, blah, blah, blah! Anyway, Dib is the main character, so most of you Dib haters won't like this..
Disclaimer: I do not own Perfect Dark, I may actually own a gamepak, but that's not really owning Perfect Dark rights and other such.. Rare owns the Perfect Dark franchise, and so does Nintendo in a way.. I also don't own Invader Zim, is Jhonen Vasquez who owns the show and characters, also, because Nick is going to harass me, Nickelodeon is the self-proclaimed owner of Zim, darn jerks..
Chapter 1: dataZim or zimDyne.. House thing or Lucern Zim House..
Dib prepares to go over Zim's house. He grabs one of his dab's cloaking jackets, gets a video camera, an old taser, takes some tacos and puts them in his pocket, then walks up to Gaz.
"Hey, Gaz, tell dad I'm out tonight or something, sense I'm gonna get some actual proof of Zim being an Alien!" Dib tells Gaz.
"Fine, now just shutup! I'm still trying to finish GameSlave 2, but every time you interupt me, now go the hell away!" she yells.
Dib looks at Gaz with an odd expression on his face and leaves heading towards Zim's house.
*Meanwhile, at Zim's house, underground!*
"Please obey Mini-Moose!" Zim yells..
"I don't wanna blow things up!" Mini-Moose replies.
"You soon will, or I'll have to put you threw mind conditioning!" Zim tells Mini-Moose.
"GIR!" Zim yells..
Gir suddenly falls down out of nowhere in front of Zim..
"Gir, secure the perimeter outside the house, and make sure no-one comes in!" Zim yells.
"Okie dookie!" Gir replies, then runs all the way upstairs and to outside of the house and leaves the door open..
"Computer!" Zim yells.
"What?" it replies, in its moaning voice..
"Mind-condition Mini-Moose, make sure that after midnight time for this filthy planet's city, that your mind conditioning is complete." Zim tells the computer..
"Fine.. Yeah, okay.. Ah huh.." the computer replies..
"Oh my god! I forgot, GIR seems to always leave the door open.." Zim realizes, then takes the elevator up to ground level and closes the door..
"Hmm.. Incase GIR leaves, I'll just stay here, whatching TV, because my ass aches.." Zim says, then picks up a remote and decides to whatch a show with humans dying and screaming..
*Outside Zim's house, across the street..*
"That pesky little robot will ruin my plans.. Unless, I, well duh, CLOAK!" Dib says to himself, then turns invisible..
Dib walks across the street, then stands in front of Gir, who is bloking the door..
"NONE MAY ENTER! I SEE YOU DIB!" Gir yells, then rockets, machine guns, plasma pistols, and some odd Irken Weapons pop out of Gir head aiming at Dib..
Dib uncloaks.
"Hmm.. Well, now to plan B. I was gonna eat, but I have no choice.." Dib thinks to himself, then he gets out the Tacos he had in his pocket in front of Gir..
"Here they are, but you can only have them if you let me in!" Dib tells Gir, holding the taco in Gir's face..
"Can't resist. I MUST HAVE OR MY HEAD WILL EXPLODE!" Gir tells Dib, then takes his taco and runs away..
Dib gets out his taser and opens the door..
*Inside Zim's house, Ground Level..*
Dib walks in and Zim spots him..
"WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Zim yells..
"I'm Dib remember!" Dib replies to Zim..
"Oh, right.. Well.. Feel the wrath of my IRKEN PISTOL!" Zim tells Dib, get out the weapon and starts firing with horrible accuracy and quits..
Dib looks at Zim with an odd look on his face and shocks Zim unconscious with his taser..
"Now time for actual proof of his existance.." Dib says with excitement, getting out a camera and taking pictures of Zim..
"Now to photograph what is underground!" Dib thinks to himself, then enters Zim's kitchen and takes the elevator to Zim's underground base..
*Underground, base thing of Zim's House.*
The elevator goes down to the base level and stops. A broken lawn gnome lies on the floor doing nothing..
Dib walks out of the elevator with his camera, and takes pictures of everything.
"INTRUDER ALERT! Dib is here. Now guards, get him!" the computer yells..
Lucky for Dib, the only guards were images on a screen, which couldn't hurt him in anyway.. Dib takes some more pictures and spots Mini-Moose..
"What the hell!" Dib yells..
"Zim is going to mind-condition me. I'm Mini-Moose.." Mini-Moose says..
Dib takes pictures of Mini-Moose..
"Wait, is it okay if you leave this place with me, right?" Dib asks..
"Yes.." Mini-Moose replies..
"You can't take him, I'm suppose to guard him.." the computer tells Dib..
"Err.. Too bad.." Dib replies.
"Okay, go and take him!" the computer replies..
Dib and Mini-Moose enter the elevator and head to ground level..
*Zim's house, ground level floor.*
Dib exits the elevator and walks out of the kitchen..
"SOUND THE ALARM! HE'S TRYING TO ESCAPE! HE HAS ME HOSTAGE!" Mini-Moose yells.. Suddenly, the lights go out..
"You stupid, robot MOOSE!" Dib yells at Mini-Moose..
Mini-Moose flies away from Dib and floats by Zim..
"I guess mind conditioning isn't necessary Mini-Moose.. Now, Dib! Feel my wrath!" Zim yells.. Dib screams!
Zim punches Dib in the face, takes his camera and smashes it to bits..
"Lawn Gnomes, take care of the Earth larva!" Zim yells..
Dib quickly cloaks..
The Lawn Gnomes enter the room..
"Foolish Dib, do you think the robots were programmed with regular Earth creature vision!" Zim says.. Then laughs..
The lawn gnomes pick up Dib while he is cloaked, and throw him outside of Zim's house..
*Outside Zim's house, not on the lawn, the sidewalk..*
Dib uncloaks.. And lies on the ground..
"GOD DAMN IT!" Dib yells..
An old lady hears Dib and says "Do you kids always have to curse and have a foul mouth?"
Dib pauses for a momment.. Then does nothing and the lady walks slowly away..
Gir walks up to Dib and says "HELLO!" , then continues to walk and enters his master's house..
Dib gets up off from the ground and decides to walk home, however on his way, a giant blue hover thing (err, the Jumpship from Perfect Dark) lands on the ground and people walk out, grab Dib, run back in the Jumpship, and take off with him..
Er.. End of Chapter Thing.
So what do you people think, did it suck?