Baka and the Spazz
Everyone knows that there are two people in this world that are completely different in every way possible. Mix that with anime characters and you've got one fing awesome story!
Prologue:Random Crap!(hosted by the authors)
Adam:Our story takes place in Japan. Home of the California Roll!
Tara:...That's California, Adam...
Adam: Shut up!
Anywho, back to what I was saying, Our story takes place in Japan. Home of the Yaoi Fan-girl!
Tara: That's everywhere, Adam!
Adam: And now for my favorite saying...GODDAMNIT TARA!!!
Tara: bleeeeeeep
Adam:Just get on with the fricking story!
Tara:Fine!Be that way!Here it is:
Chapter One: Shopping in Japan
It all started with that trip to the cosplay shop. "Hey Adam look at this!" Tara squealed like the true fangirl/boy that resides in each and everyone of you. "What? It's just a deck of cards!" Adam yelled, his ears throbbing."Look at this!" he said, looking like he would die of blood loss via nosebleed. "I don't even want to know what you're looking at!" Tara yelled, hurling a life sized Alphonse Elric model at his head. " Would you get rid of all those Fullmetal Alchemist models, their taking over your house!"He screamed back, rubbing the bump where Al had nailed him. "At least I don't carry around a ninja headband all day!" She replied, still yelling.By now a crowd was gathering to watch the show. " Tou che." Adam commented. "Indeed." Tara agreed. And just like that, the battle of wills ended." Fine we'll get the stupid card deck.Why do you want it anyway?" Adam said."It's awesome! Plus you know how much I love card games!"Tara spouted, clinging to her source of money.
Meanwhile, back at Tara's house, her cat Adso was tearing apart everything he could get his grubby little claws on--wait scratch that clean claws on account that he licks them every 30 seconds. Adso accidentally set off Tara's radio, which started blasting out 'I will Survive' by Gloria Gaynor. The cat was later found writhing in pain bleeding from the ears.
Back to the actual story. In the shop, Adam and Tara lost themselves in a vast collection of anime paraphernalia." Alright, so where's the stupid card deck?" Adam asked. "Right here?" she replied, shoving said card deck in his face." Are you sure you want that card deck?" he asked, dubiosly, "It's three times larger than a normal card deck! It must cost a fortune! Let's talk to the shopkeeper to see how much it costs." "Fine." she said.
They both walked over to the cash register, but nobody was there! "Hello?" Called Tara. Suddenly an old lady popped up behind them and yelled."Hello there young customers!" effectively scaring both of them shitless. Once they recovered, she asked them what they wanted to buy. "We would like to buy this card deck."Tara answered, showing the old lady the card deck. "That's not for sale, children." the old woman told them. "Why?" Tara asked. "Some thing are not to be tampered with, child." the old lady replied. "Now, please leave if this is all you want to buy." Tara and Adam left, after Tara put the case of cards back. The shopkeeper checked to see if Tara had put the card deck in the right place. The case now only contained a fifty dollar bill. "WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CARDS?!?" Another scream could be heard. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MONEY?!?" yelled Adam.