Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach…. Yeah.

Hi there! Keira Knightly is a hot pirate king ;) shoot! She would have my vote! HOT DAMN! Heh… ok so I liked Pirates 3 although it was a little long… oh well. So this story was from my crazy ideas… I've been a sporty sport this past couple of months and I've been a tad bit busy… with all the sports and school ending…. Anyway… so this came up and I decided to make it real. Yep! Hope you guys enjoy it! The title kinda explains it all :)

Taken place after Soul Society Arc but before Arrancar Arc?… yeah haha

A Sports Tournament: Guys vs. Girls

"Ichigo! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT!" yelled out a short raven haired girl. She jumped on the orange haired boys' bed and kicked him off, and sent him flying across his room. He crashed on his wall which was about 10 feet away from where his bed and the girl who kicked him were.

"Rukia, WHAT THE HELL?!" Ichigo shot back as he sat up and rubbed his sore face.

"I've been trying to wake you up for the past 10 minutes!"

"So? It's freaking Saturday! We have no school!"

"It's a hollow you idiot!"

"Oh… shit…" Ichigo immediately got out his badge and changed into his shinigami form. "Let's go!"

"Too late… someone already got it," Rukia replied looking at her spirit phone.

"Who?"

"I don't know… let's go to the site where the hollow was," the girl put her phone in her pocket. Rukia was all dressed in her school uniform although, mentioned before by Ichigo, it was Saturday, she hopped on Ichigo's back and they set off through his window. When the two arrived to where to hollow was at, the noticed a group of people there, yelling at one another. They were all very familiar.

"What the FUCK?..." a dumbfounded Ichigo said out loud. He caught the groups' attention for they all looked at his direction, "Renji, Ikkaku, Yumichika, Toushiro, Rangiku, and Momo?"

"Yo Ichigo, Rukia!" Renji replied.

"I told you before, its Hitsugaya- taichou" Toushiro had a tone of annoyance in his voice.

"Aww come on Shiro-chan!" Hinamori said. A small but visible red vein popped on his head.

"Yeah taichou, lighten up!" Matsumoto agreed.

"Did you guys defeat that hollow that was here a few minutes ago?" Ichigo asked the group.

"Yah, it was hella easy though," Ikkaku sighed.

"We could have beaten it a lot faster if Matsumoto here didn't space out!" Yumichika told them.

"Shut the hell up pretty boy before I beat your face in" Matsumoto threatened, "I told you! It caught me off guard!"

"And I saved your ass!" Ikkaku joined in on the conversation.

"Here they go again…" Hitsugaya ran a hand through his snowy white hair.

"What are you saying exactly baldy?!" the 10th squad lieutenant questioned.

"Guys have more common sense than girls!" Ikkaku declared.

"WHAT?!" Matsumoto, Rukia, and Hinamori yelled out loud. Hitsugaya rolled his eyes, Ichigo was taken aback, and the girls had looks that could kill on their faces.

"You heard what I said!" the 11th squad 3rd seat emphasized.

"That's it! We're having a tournament!" Matsumoto stated, "To prove who is better!"

"Bring it on bitch! We'll own your ass!" Ikkaku shot back.

"Let's place a bet on it, Ikkaku, if we (the girls) win, then you guys are gonna have to… cook us a five course dinner, have waiter outfits on, and it HAS to be a good dinner or else you will have to do it all over again,"

"Fine then Rangiku! If WE win, you girls will have to serve us a five course dinner as well! And you will have to wear French maid outfits, and it HAS to also be a good dinner or else you will have to do it all over again!"

"What the hell Ikkaku! You totally stole my idea!" Matsumoto yelled out.

"No I didn't! I changed some parts!"

"Yeah! The waiter outfits to a French maid outfit!"

"SO?!"

"IT'S NOT FAIR!"

Before the two shinigamis could continue, Hitsugaya finally spoke up.

"Alright, Matsumoto, Ikakku that's enough,"

"But taichou! He started it!"

"I SAID THAT'S ENOUGH!" the 10th squad captain shouted out loud. Everyone shrank down to a smaller size and stared at him with a scared look. After a few seconds of silence Hitsugaya finally broke it, "So when are we doing this tournament?"

"TAICHOU!" Hitsugaya's lieutenant screamed out in shock.

"TODAY! At noon!" Ikkaku stated.

"Its guys verses girls! To see who will prevail and who will fail!" Yumichika added. To this point, Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, and Hinamori were just standing there on the side watching everything.

"Wait! That's not fair! There're more guys than girls!" Rukia finally said.

"Suck ass doesn't it?" Ichigo told her. The next second Ichigo was on the floor, his face flat down on the ground and his legs were up in the air… twitching.

"Let them have 2 more girls, I'll just watch… I don't want to ruin my beautiful face anyway…" Yumichika told the group.

"I'll tell Orihime and Tatsuki" Rukia said.

"So then it's Ichigo-kun, Renji-kun, Ikkaku-kun, and Shiro-chan on the guys' team; and Rukia-san, Matsumoto-san, Orihime-san, Tatsuki-san and I on the girls' team," Hinamori concluded.

"So… what exactly are we gonna do in this tournament eh?" the orange-head brought up.

"We're gonna-…. Uhh…. Actually I have no idea…" Ikkaku scratched his bald head in thought.

"You're an idiot…" Matsumoto said under her breath.

"I heard that!" Ikkaku glared at her and Matsumoto equally glared back at him.

"How about a sports tournament?" Ichigo suggested "We'll play 3 different sports… uhh football, basketball, and baseball, is that good?" The group nodded in agreement.

"Alright then, it's decided, a sports tournament, guys vs. girls today at noon," Renji told everyone.

"Bring it on bitches! We'll kick your asses!" Matsumoto told the guys.

"Yeah right! Like I'll let you GIRLS beat us!" Ikkaku retorted back at her.

"Let's go girls, and get Orihime and Tatsuki," Rukia said walking towards Orihime's house.

"Come on guys, I have extra clothes at my house, so we'll be ready for this challenge," Ichigo motioned the guys to follow him.

The group split into two, and went in opposite directions. In a couple of hours the games would begin…. Who will win? The girls or the guys?

HAHA… I will continue on in the next chapter! So I'll write an actually chapter story on Bleach… wow this is awesome eh? Now I have to remember to update haha. This will probably have like 3-4 more chapters in it though…. Like one sport a chapter, then the last chapter will be who wins :) good yeah?

Well I just played TACKLE football yesterday… girls vs. guys; it was 9 girls and 6 guys? Yeah and we still lost! 4-8?! Yeah but I got tackled TWICE… the first time was intense and my head banged against the ground… ahha then I went back in after like 5 minutes and the 2nd time I got the wind knocked out of me… it hurt haha but yeah I was done after that but I scored a touchdown and I almost scored another one before I got out of the game! Haha I'm proud :) we're gonna get the guys next time! Anyway… I'm unbelievably sore… like you have no idea haha and I'm darker… and yeah… it was fun though! We did some pretty good plays… anyway next chapter will be…. The 1st sport event! BASEBALL…. Cause…. I don't know a lot about baseball… and I'll just wing it :)

Ok

Review if you want to… yeah? it's nice to know what you readers think of the story... welllllll...UNTIL NEXT TIME!

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