This is a crack pairing of murryxel jefe that I wanted to di after playing theives in time.
As you can guess the title is based of the song dirty little secret. It's one of my favorites.
I hope you enjoy.
Murray never mentioned it to the team. What happened that night after he'd thrown El Jefe's plans to Bently, on a nearby rooftop. After El Jefe stopped kissing his hand he gestured for Murray to enter the Geisha building, and as Murry walked by he suddenly exclaimed as he felt a firm paw smack him on the rear.
Something in him had changed that night, or maybe it was just awakened. Was it the outfit? Sure, it was liberating, but would it drive him to feel this way? Was that why he was here now sitting in the visiting room of the prison waiting for El Jefe to come in? Murray felt his heart racing, 'After what happened in feudal Japan he'd been a changed hippo, but try as he might he couldn't help these feelings he had. As he waited he closed his eyes and went back to the memory of that night.
El Jefe had smirked at him after smacking his rear and closing the door behind him seeing how he left Murray blushing,"is my presence too much for you madam geisha?",he started walking towards Murray speaking in a seductive whisper. Murray only stopped when he felt his back against the wall and quickly stammered,
"of course not. W-would you like me to entertain you? ", Murray asked not fully knowing how El Jefe had interpreted it, as he gently caressed Murrays cheek.
"And how will you entertain me more madam geisha? Your beauty alone has left me fully satisfied", a feral growl escaped the tiger as his eyes traced Murray's figure. This made Murray blush darkly, as he thickly gulped causing El Jefe to laugh softly "do I intimidate you so that you'd tremble near me. Let me show you how you can entertain me", he whispered running his hand down to Murray's rear and giving it a squeeze.
Murray was quick to react and pushed El Jefe away, trying to find his tongue "I-I... Er... Well", Murray couldn't find the words to deny El Jefe, but knew if he was fondled any further El Jefe would surely discover he was male and Murray was sure he'd never let him live it down.
El Jefe smiled kindly before removing his hand "i understand, you are not ready. But know this- I have conquered many things before. I will take great pride in doing the same with you and your heart, madam geisha." Once he said that he kissed Murray on the cheek, leaving him with a lily flower in his wig, before turning and leaving.
Murray felt like he could have melted in that moment, but what was he going to tell the guys when he got back to the hideout... None of them had to know. This could be Murray's dirty little secret.
When Murray opened his eues he saw El Jefe walking into the visiting room all before they exchamged an awkward glance...