Me: Why hello, my audience. Today is the day I write my FIRST fanfiction of KLEPTOSHIPPING!
Bakura: WTF, Kii! Why would you do that to me, now the Pharaoh's gonna want my head on a gold plate!
Yugi: What's kle-klept kleptoshipping, Kii?
Bakura and Me: You don't need to know
Yuugi: But…
(Bakura is heard in the background, growling about how he'll kill the author because of the pairing.)
Me: Someone do the disclaimer… Quickly!
Yuugi: *Does baby panda face* WAIT! What's Kleptoshipping!
Bakura: Kii doesn't own YuGiOh, otherwise the canon pairing would be…*shudders* Klepto!
EoBI
A short, star-shaped tricolored-haired teen sat alone in the arcade, sobbing. She was covered in dried blood and her once perfect clothes were torn and battered as though she had just ran away from something. But, once more, she didn't realise a white-haired male with cold, harsh brown eyes staring at her.
Why would they do that to me? They knew I needed help but they ignored me. Yuugi thought as she cradled herself. Why does everyone have to hurt me?
EoBI
A white haired male with brown eyes walked into the arcade. His black coat dangling just above his shoes, and his brown eyes glaring and scanning everyone. Once he saw that there was no threat he looked around for an empty table or a some people he could scare off before taking their table anyways. At the end of the aisle, surrounded by a lot of the arcade games, he saw the pharoah's hikari. Hmm… If Yuugi's here than where's the pharaoh, he wouldn't just leave her here out on her own, would he? Bakura, letting his feline-like curiosity get the better of him, walked over towards the girl. Though the closer he got his highly trained senses picked up her sobbing, which for some Ra-damned reason made him walk faster towards little light. He sat down across from her, analysing how it looked like she had just gotten out of a fight.
"You know, I hear that talking makes you feel better." Bakura said, as the girl nearly jumped three feet in the air from shock.
"B-b-b-b-bakura? What are you doing here." asked the tri-haired girl in front of him, albeit rather hoarsely, making the white haired male in the body of a teen wonder how long she's been crying.
He smirked, "Ah, ah, ah.. My questions first." After he said this he caught another male in the arcade stare at Yuugi, giving the man a glare that said 'she's mine, so back off.' he prompted her to answer.
Knowing he would most likely keep her here until she answered (this little bit of information came from Ryou by the way), she replied, "My so-called friends ditched me, a group that used to pick on me found me and- and- and I-i I ran here to get away as soon as the chance presented itself." She started sobbing again as she told Bakura. "I-i-it was awful They were- they were g-g-going to r-r-rape me!"
For some odd reason the five thousand-year old thief king's blood began to boil after hearing that. What is wrong with me! Did I have too much to drink before I left? He thought as his mind started to wander back to what someone had told him, back in ancient egypt. He couldn't remember the man's face but he remembered the words very clearly. They were, "Every man needs a companion but, a thief needs one unable to be broken. And to do that they need to have already been so."
Maybe, just maybe, if he played his cards right he could get the hikari on his side, so he could kill the pharaoh.
EoBI
Me: Whew! That's one chapter done, thank goodness!
Yuugi: Now are you going to tell me Kleptoshipping is, Kii-chan?
Bakura: No she never will.
Me: Umm, 'kura you don't scare me at all. And if we get the minimum of 5 Reviews I will tell Yuugi, one person it involves.
Ryou: By The way, FLAMES ARE wanted more than compliments, because it only drives Kii to further her goals and make the story perfect!
Yuugi and me: Read and Review If you want me/Kii to tell Yuugi/me what Klepto shipping is!
Ryou: By The way, FLAMES ARE wanted more than compliments, because it only drives Kii to further her goals and make the story perfect!
All: Until next time, readers!