Okeydoke, my first fic! Im so proud! Anyhow, please don't flame, sue or kill me for this one, instead try to help my writing, Kay?
Disclaimer: if I owned Naruto, yaddah yaddha… ok? I don't own, you not sue.
"talk" 'thought' and (various things)
It was a bright, sunny day in Konoha. And everyone was out having fun and was happy, well except for one, or two… hell, a lot of people weren't that happy today. Anyway that's another story.
A very freaked out blonde teen was running down the streets with he's hands clamped around he's chest, heading towards the Hokage tower and running at top speed, tears running down he's whisker scarred cheeks.
Passing several familiar shinobis such as a few Byuukugan users and a worried(if you can call it that) Sharingan user, he ran through the corridors, past ANBU's. Bursting through the twin-wooden doors he yelled accusingly at the blonde woman at the desk: "OLD HAG, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME!" he screamed at the woman pointing a finger at her.
"What?" she just said like a moron.
"Something's wrong with me! You have too check it out!" He just continued yelling.
"Okay, tell me what's wrong." She said in a relaxed tone, although she was a bit worried about her 'little brother'.
"LOOK!" He yelled pointing at he's chest, just then, Tsunade looked like her head would explode.
There, on her little brother, the number one loudest ninja in Konoha, there was(drum roll), a pair of newly formed breast.
The sentence "What the Bloody Hells!" rolled over and over in the blonde woman's head, each time a little louder, at the end she thought she would turn deaf.
"wow, wow wow… what are those doing on YOU! Of all people!" she screamed as she bolted up on her desk like if the blonde teen in front of her had a extra head on his(?) shoulders.
"I don't know, Hag, that's why I came to you!" he said in a rather dry voice, making the older woman flinch a little.
"Naruto, let's talk in here a little bit." She said while pointing at a door to the left.
Naruto just frowned and followed after her.
Inside of the little room it was pitch dark until Tsunade turned on the switch on the left wall, reviving the ceiling light. In the middle was a medical bed and along the right wall was a row of desks and cupboards probably containing medical supplies. The tiles in the room was like a chessboard with black/white all along the floor and a plain white paint on the wall. The room was also oozing with sterilized air and gasses.
"jump on the bed." She said dryly pointing towards the rather plain looking bed.
"okay, drop the jacket and shirt." He was ordered.
After doing just that, a rather big blush formed on the boys face, making the woman in front of him giggle lightly, but she was rather startled by those things on he's chest.
"okay, start explaining." She just ordered like if It was a everyday thing.
"I don't know I've said, It started a few weeks ago. But I just thought they were swellings or something and I left them there in the thought they would vanish eventually. But nooooooo, they just turned bigger and BIGGER! And now I don't know what to do, come on granny, help me out here!" he said with large, sad looking puppy eyes.
"sigh.. This will be VERY embarrassing for the both of us." She said with a pink tint on her cheeks.
"What will?" he said in a nervous tone.
"Dropyourpantsandboxers." She said with a dark crimson of read on her face.
"Say WHAT!" he yelled, pointing a finger at her.(AN: geez, a lot of yelling and finger pointing here. :p)
"look, I've got to check you out to confirm my thoughts!" funny how many red colours that were invented that moment.
Naruto just stood there, mouth open and a dark, red colour on he's cheeks.
After a little time of standing there, Tsunade got inpatient, so she grabbed something in a drawer and took out a syringe and a little brown bottle.
"Hey Oba-chan, what are you doing?" he said with a bit of nervousness in he's voice, eying the syringe being filled with clear water-like stuff.
"Getting your hyperactive mouth to shut up." She said while grabbing he's wrist and tugging he's arms down, injecting the needle into he's arms.
With a little yelp of pain, he slowly started to calm down.
"There, now tug of your pants." Was the calm order.
After a bit of waiting, she realised the teen had fallen asleep.
'oh well, might just get it over with now.' She said while working on the zippers on the teen's pants.
Slowly awakening, Naruto tried to open a pair of lead-heavy eyelids.
Realising he was still in the medical room of the crazy old hag, he decided it might be a good move to check if he was alone before getting up.
After a bit of struggling with he's heave arms and legs, he managed to sit up on the stiff medical bed.
"ah, your awake, sorry about that." A husky voice said.
Slowly turning he's head he saw Tsunade standing in the doorway, with a cup of coffie and a clipboard in her hands.
"Here." She said, handing him the coffee.
"Wha… What did you do?" he said with a gurgling voice.
"just a bit of morphine, sorry about you falling asleep, must have been too much I suppose." She said with a sheepish expression.
"Ah… O-okay.. Now what d-did you find out, w-what's wrong with m-m-me…?" he said with a slurring in he's speech.
"Well, I found several things, some good, and some bad. Which one do you want first?" she said with a careful tone, like if she would talk any harsher he would die.
"Umh… I'll take good f-first…" he said with a sleepy tone while sipping from the coffee.
"well, you will get a lot more popular with the boys here in Konoha, the bad things is that Jiraya will most likely drool more at you than train you, your gay, and you must buy a whole new set of clothing." She couldn't help herself but to grin slightly at the face the teen made in front of her.
"woah, woah… What are you talking about? First, the more popular part is OK, but hey, Jiraya is a man, I like Sakura, and why the hell would I have to buy new clothes? Did you steal them or something!" he said with a accusing finger at her(again).
"to answer your first two, exactly, and the third, women don't wear men's clothes." She said forcefully calm with a dangerous vein throbbing in her forehead
"that's just what I what?" he said, while starting to pale considerably.
"Naruto, you're a girl, nice to meet you sis!" she said with a huge grin plastered at her face.
so, heh. What do you think? My first fic ever! If I get positive reviews I think this will continue for a while! grinning like a madman
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