Its time for the Tales Of Symphonia misadventure tales!
Hooray!
Now our "heros" were on top of Mt.Fooji because Genis and Raine were in a bit of a feud. Genis claimed that he was a better spell caster than her. Now Raine didn't take too lightly to this and the began their battle…
Now Raine had used up most of her TP when she was at a party earlier. Almost everyone died because they drank so much, so Raine had to use resurrection to heal them.
Genis started the battle and said
Genis: Stlagmiwave!
Now he was a bit tipsy because he drank 10 bottles of Palma Potion.
So his stlagmiwave didn't do anything.
Raine: Ready? First Aid!
Mithos: Stop this nonsense you idiots!
Sheena: Ahhh! Its Mithos! Riding a hippo?
Mithos: Shut up! My Rehiard broke down…
Lloyd: Give me your name and I shall give you mine!
Mithos: You already know my name…Ugh..never mind. I wanted to invite you all over to my castle so we could try and be friends…
Regal: Will there be tomatoes there?
Mithos: Uhhh…yeah, sure.
Regal: Then I'm in!
Genis: Me tooooo (hiccup) stlagmiwave!
Raine: I'm not too sure about this but I'm in if there are tomatoes there!
Lloyd: Well…I guess I'll come…
Everyone else: Okay! Were in!
Mithos: Excellent! MUAHAHAHAHA!
At Mithos' castle
Lloyd: Uhh… Mithos?
Mithos: What is it my lo…I mean soon to become friend?
Lloyd: This looks like Katz village with a sign that says "Mithos' castle."
Mithos: It is indeed my castle! See? Look at all of my angel minions!
Katz: Meow?
Mithos: Anyway, I brought you all here for a very important reason…
Lloyd: What is it?
Mithos: You…
All: Yes?
Mithos: Have to…
All: Yes?
Mithos: Go to…
All: Yes!
Mithos: The Ice temple and give Celsius this note, that proclaims my love for her!
All: --;;
Zelos: But Celsius is MY ultra cool babe!
Sheena: Zelos, everyone is your "ultra cool babe."
Zelos: Oh well, at least I still have my Raine-e-poo!
Genis (now no longer drunk, but with a massive hangover) Fireball!
Zelos: Owwww! Why did you do that?
Genis: Keep away from Raine!
Mithos: Uhhh…anyway…I'll give you the keys to my Ultra cool, gigatastic, fabulisticly cool, broken down fridge mobile!
Regal: TAKEN! I LOVE FRIDGES!
Raine: Fine, but we can only go if you supply us with a Katz for nourishment…
Mithos: Okay, here. (Hands Katz to Raine)
Raine: (cheerfully eats the Katz?) To the temple of ice!
All: Okay!
At the ice temple
Colette: YAY! I get to see those cute ice spiders again!
Genis: CUTE? They can kill you in an instant you know.
Colette: Well I think they are cute!
Genis: (Sigh)
While at the altar, Presea, out of nowhere, starts to burst out laughing…
Genis: What is wrong Presea?
Presea: You fools fell right into my trap! Now prepare to eat syrup!
All: Eat syrup?
Presea: Yes! This syrup will transform you into people covered in syrup!
All: --;;
Genis: It's pancake time! Stalagmite!
Presea: AAAAHGHGHAGHAGHAGAHGAHHGHHGHGHGH! (dies)
All: … --;;
Sheena: Um… I could have just summoned Celsius at Katz Village…
Raine: Oh well. While we're here, we'll summon her. Uh… who were we supposed to summon again?
Regal: It was… um… Luna.
Genis: No! Remember last time? She used light and had a seizure.
Regal: Oh… summon her any way! (laughs hysterically)
Sheena: (rolls her eyes) I call upon the light of heaven! I summon thee! Come, Luna!
Luna: LIGHT! … AHHHHHHHHHHH! (dies)
Sheena: I guess I summoned her one time too many… whatever. I'll summon Celsius now. I call upon the diciple of everlasting ice! I summon thee! Come, Celsius!
Celsius: What do you stupid brats want?
Lloyd: We are here to give you a message from Mithos. (hands her the paper)
The paper reads…
Der Selisus,
How r u? I am totitally good. I jus wanna to tell u taht u r the most coolist babe that was cool, nd I totatiully tink taht u rawk. LOL I luv u hun (heart) du u wanna go 2 the muvies wit me? LOL
Urs 4ever,
Mitos.
Celsius: … kill me.
Well, wasn't that EXCITING? I bet you can't WAIT for chapter 2!
Lloyd: I can wait.
So… review, please! OR DIE.
Colette: MWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAA!