Chapter 1
It was just a regular day at Japanese High School in New Tokyo, Louisiana.
"Today is the day." Abbas said with confidence. "Today is the day that I tell her my true feelings." Abbas drives to school with his bento box (a bento box is a traditional Japanese lunch box). He made an extra one to give to his crush.
As Abbas drives up to the parking lot of Japanese High School, he felt a flick to his neck. Abbas being a super strong macho man doesn't show any pain. He looks to his right and sees his friend Parker-san. He also looks to his left and sees his friend Andrew-san
"Man, you are no fun. You are too strong for my flicks Abbas-san." Parker-san remarked with disappointment.
" I'm sorry. It's not my fault I can bench over 9000." Abbas said.
" Over 9000 that's impossible." Parker-san said in shock.
" Hey Andrew aren't you going to say something."
" 私は私の敵の血で風呂" Andrew said in a happy voice and in Japanese
" Oh Andrew." Abbas and Parker-san said simultaneously. They all laughed together while Andrew laughed in Japanese.
As Abbas entered the school gates and saw her.
" Abbas-sempai! You're here!" Natalie said in excitement.
" Nat I have to tell you something and it's important." Abbas said nervously.
Nat turned her head in a 45 degree angle and gave Abbas a quizzical look. " What is it Abbas-sempai?"
" I" Before Abbas could finish, the sky went black. Then a ray of light came down from the sky and on to the field. Everyone was rushing to the field. The huge surge of people pushed Nat and Abbas away from each other, and eventually they both were lost in the crowd.
From the ray of light came down a man down in white. He landed on the field.
" Hello. I am your God." The man said. " I have watched your kind for many years. All I can say is that I am disappointed in all of you. You have created evil and sinful things such as anime and fanfiction. I have come down to exterminate everyone. Goodbye"
The man forms lighting from his hands and start to shoot the people he deemed way too sinful. As all of the weebs from Japanese High School in New Tokyo, Louisiana started to drop like flies, some people questioned why they died.
" Why are they dead" one person asked.
" People die when they are killed." Patrick said. He later was shot down for making a bad anime reference.
"Now I will take the prettiest girl that is currently alive to my lair that will take multiple trails to get to that only a chosen hero and his friends will be able to conquer and trap her in a cage to just be a generic damsel in distress and push the chosen hero to destroy me."
The man picked up Nat and went up a staircase that appeared in the area that he appeared from.
" Abbas-sempai please save me"
" Don't worry I'll find a way to save you"
Nat disappeared in the clouds, and Abbas yelled in the sky in a mixed feeling of anger and sadness.
" Don't worry Abbas, we'll get your friend that you have a crush on and you deny it but everyone in our friend group knows about your crush." Parker said trying to reassure Abbas.
" Yeah don't worry. As your generic opposite gender friend we'll save Nat." Katya said in a tone that wasn't fake like how she was everyday to people other than her friends.
" We'll help you out" Andrew said in Japanese with subtitles on
" Meow Meow" Socks said.
" Thanks guys I know we'll be able to get her back if we all work together." Abbas said optimistically.
Chapter 2
"We need to arm ourselves. It's a good thing that we brought our weapons to school today since we had Battle Fight Class today." said Parker.
Everyone, even Socks, put on their armor and equipped their weapons. Abbas had his generic big sword that was made out of playing cards. He could also used it as projectiles using magic. Everyone in his friend group were the only people that knew that Abbas gave his soul away to the devil to obtain magic. Parker had his giant club that doubled as an anime body pillow. It was unknown why he has it or why the man that came from the sky didn't kill him for his weebness. Katya had a giant paintbrush that was used as a spear. She also threw paint in people's eyes. Andrew had the power of hydrokinesis since he prayed to his lord and saviour Jesus Christ for magic powers. And Socks wore his cat armor suit. His power was to literally kill his enemies with his cuteness and best cat material.
"Let's go save Nat!" Abbas said
"Yeah" His friends said.
Chapter 3
They arrived at the first floor. There were many enemies on the first floor. They ranged from spooky scary skeletons to Common Pepes. Everyone fought very hard, but it was easy for them to win since the group was very strong. This continued for five floors. In the end everyone was tired.
Chapter 4
The tired group entered the seventh floor. Instead of a horde of enemies, there was just one person there. In the middle of the floor was an area. The person of the other side said, " Choose one person to fight me."
" I'll go" Abbas said bravely.
" Abbas don't," Parker said, " His power level is off the charts."
" I have to do this" Abbas said as he went to the middle of the arena.
Abbas met the mysterious figure in the middle.
" Show yourself sir." Abbas said angrily
The man pulled his hoodie off and said, " Hello brother."
Abbas gasped, " Dark Evil Twin Abbas what are you doing here."
"I'm here to stop you. Now let's fight."
The two fought. Dark Evil Twin Abbas had the upper hand. He pushed Abbas to the ground, but before he could do anything, Abbas was sent back to the area that his friends were. He was replaced by Andrew.
" Andrew what are you doing."
" I'm trying to save your life. You have to save Nat and tell her how you feel." Andrew said in English and not in Japanese.
" Andrew you said that in English." Katya said as tears were in her eyes.
" Well I guess I have to kill you first."
" I don't think so."
Andrew pulled in Dark Evil Twin Abbas and formed a water bubble around them.
" Andrew NO." His friends said in distress.
Andrew couldn't talk as he and Dark Evil Abbas was drowning, but he looked to his friends and smiled. As they both drowned to death, the door opened. Everyone was crying.
Chapter 5
They gang reached to the final floor. They saw the cage that Nat was in. Abbas rushed to the cage while his friends watched out for the man.
" Nat come out we'll get out of here."
" Abbas-sempai I knew you would save me." Nat said while smiling and crying in happiness.
Abbas got Nat out of the cage, but before they could leave, the man showed up.
" So you decided to show up. Well I won't let you guys go." The man let out a shriek and killed everyone except Abbas and Nat. " You're still alive? How?"
" My friends give me power and I'll end you. I don't care what you are. I'll end you."
The two had a big and awesome fight. The man had an upper hand. Abbas was kneeling on the ground tired.
"Hah I knew you were a weakling. I'll end you with my Super Mega Awesome Amazing Magic Spell of Mass Obliteration of Destruction."
As he charges up, Abbas struggles to get up. He gets up, but the man shoots his beam of energy.
" Too bad you died." The man said while walking away.
"I didn't"
"What?" The man said as he turned around to see Abbas unharmed and his surroundings destroyed. " How?"
" My friends give me the power to fight on." Abbas hits the man and his mask fell off. It is revealed that it was a demon all along
" This is for my friends." Abbas used his magic to perform an exorcism on the demon.
The demon died. And everyone who previously died before was brought back to life as if nothing had happened.
The gang now revived are brought down to their school.
" Let;s celebrate guys. I'll buy you guys ramen at the ramen shop that we have because it's New Tokyo and I have to explain this to you in order for the audience to understand why I would buy you guys ramen."
" Yeah."
As Parker, Andrew, Katya, and Socks walk away, Abbas stays with Nat.
" So you were going to tell me something?"
"Yeah Nat I really like you. I want to be your boyfriend. Will you go out with me?"
"You got money?"
"Yes"
"Okay"
Everyone all lived happily ever after in Japanese High School.