Valentines Day
By Chuu
Cloud:Hmm...Hey what's today?
Barret:Huh?
Cloud:It seems like it's a special day.
Cid:Well, DUH, it's Valentine's day.
Cloud:It's Vincent's birthday?
Vincent:......
Red:I believe he means the holiday, as in the--
Reno:As in the love-dove-make-love day!
Yuffie:--; pervert
Cloud:VALENTINES DAY?!
Barret:Uh, yeah.
Cloud:Crap! I gotta get Tifa a V-day present! ;_;
Cid:Where are ya gunna get one, spike?
Cloud:....I don't know.
Barret:You're hopeless.
Vincent:....try going to a store.
Cloud:Great idea!(runs off)
Red:Good heavens! Vincent, are you alright?!
Vincent:.....yeah. Why?
Cid:He SPOKE again!
Everyone Besides Vincent and Cid:Gasp!
Vincent:-_-;
(Upstairs in the bar)
Tifa:Hehe, I'm going to go buy a present for Cloud, see ya!
Yuffie:I hope they don't run into each other.
Aerith:Yeah, that'd suck.
Yuffie:What are YOU doing here?
Aerith:(shrugs)
Yuffie:I'm outtie. This is freaking me out!
Aerith:I'll come with you!
Yuffie:....ee;
(At the store)
Tifa:Hmmm...What should I get him?
Clerk:I could help you pick out the best gift.
Tifa:Really? You can?!
Clerk:Yup. Just tell me what kinda man he is.
Tifa:Okay. He's a former SOLDIER with mako eyes and he has a BIG ass sword and had a long history of mental illnesses because he claims he was possessed.
Clerk:uh...How about some hair gel for the young man?
Tifa:That'll work! But I'm going to have to sell my ear rings to buy it.
Clerk:Wait a moment please, I got another customer(turns around)
Cloud:Umm, I was wondering if you'd know what I could get my girlfriend for v-day?
Clerk:Sure. Just tell me what kinda girl she is.
Cloud:She likes to kick ass LITERALLY and she's a bartender with an extremely optimistic attitude.
Clerk:uh...How about some ear rings?
Cloud:That'll work! But I'm going to have to sell my hair gell to buy it.
Clerk:Okay. (takes the hair gel, turns around and hands it to Tifa)
Tifa:Oh, thanks! (gives the Clerk her ear rings)
Clerk:(takes them, turns around and gives them to Cloud) Here ya go!
Cloud:Thanks! Wait, do you have them in any other color?
Clerk:Uh...yeah, wait, (gets out a red paint spray can and sprays the ear rings)Better?
Cloud:Yeah! I like red. She probably does too.
Tifa:Um, i was wondering if you could make the gel a different color.
Clerk:(turns around) Sure! (sprays em red) Here you go!
Tifa:Thanks! (walks away)...(thinks)I coulda sworn I heard Cloud...oh well.
Cloud:See ya (walks away)...(thinks)I coulda sworn I heard Teef...oh well.
(Later)
Tifa:Cloud! I got you a present!
Cloud:Really?! So did I!
Tifa:Cool! Lemme see! (gives Cloud his present)
Cloud:(gives Tifa her present)Here!
(They both open their presents)
Cloud:Hey cool, red hair gel!
Tifa:Hey cool, red ear rings!
Cloud/Tifa:.......o.O;;;
Tifa:I sold my ear rings to get you the hair gel... but they were blue.
Cloud:I sold my hair gel to get you the ear rings...but it was blue, too!
Tifa:...The clerk painted it red.
Cloud:Same here.
(Next day)
Clerk:(minding his own business)Dumdeedum...
Cloud/Tifa:(walk in)Hey, clerk-person!
Clerk:Aw @#$%...
(later)
Cloud:(walks by with red hair)
Tifa:(walks by with red ear rings)
Barret:...Da hell?
(END ^_^)
Chuu:This is to my friend, LinaChanny! =D Happy B Day Lina!!! Reviews welcomed ^_^
By Chuu
Cloud:Hmm...Hey what's today?
Barret:Huh?
Cloud:It seems like it's a special day.
Cid:Well, DUH, it's Valentine's day.
Cloud:It's Vincent's birthday?
Vincent:......
Red:I believe he means the holiday, as in the--
Reno:As in the love-dove-make-love day!
Yuffie:--; pervert
Cloud:VALENTINES DAY?!
Barret:Uh, yeah.
Cloud:Crap! I gotta get Tifa a V-day present! ;_;
Cid:Where are ya gunna get one, spike?
Cloud:....I don't know.
Barret:You're hopeless.
Vincent:....try going to a store.
Cloud:Great idea!(runs off)
Red:Good heavens! Vincent, are you alright?!
Vincent:.....yeah. Why?
Cid:He SPOKE again!
Everyone Besides Vincent and Cid:Gasp!
Vincent:-_-;
(Upstairs in the bar)
Tifa:Hehe, I'm going to go buy a present for Cloud, see ya!
Yuffie:I hope they don't run into each other.
Aerith:Yeah, that'd suck.
Yuffie:What are YOU doing here?
Aerith:(shrugs)
Yuffie:I'm outtie. This is freaking me out!
Aerith:I'll come with you!
Yuffie:....ee;
(At the store)
Tifa:Hmmm...What should I get him?
Clerk:I could help you pick out the best gift.
Tifa:Really? You can?!
Clerk:Yup. Just tell me what kinda man he is.
Tifa:Okay. He's a former SOLDIER with mako eyes and he has a BIG ass sword and had a long history of mental illnesses because he claims he was possessed.
Clerk:uh...How about some hair gel for the young man?
Tifa:That'll work! But I'm going to have to sell my ear rings to buy it.
Clerk:Wait a moment please, I got another customer(turns around)
Cloud:Umm, I was wondering if you'd know what I could get my girlfriend for v-day?
Clerk:Sure. Just tell me what kinda girl she is.
Cloud:She likes to kick ass LITERALLY and she's a bartender with an extremely optimistic attitude.
Clerk:uh...How about some ear rings?
Cloud:That'll work! But I'm going to have to sell my hair gell to buy it.
Clerk:Okay. (takes the hair gel, turns around and hands it to Tifa)
Tifa:Oh, thanks! (gives the Clerk her ear rings)
Clerk:(takes them, turns around and gives them to Cloud) Here ya go!
Cloud:Thanks! Wait, do you have them in any other color?
Clerk:Uh...yeah, wait, (gets out a red paint spray can and sprays the ear rings)Better?
Cloud:Yeah! I like red. She probably does too.
Tifa:Um, i was wondering if you could make the gel a different color.
Clerk:(turns around) Sure! (sprays em red) Here you go!
Tifa:Thanks! (walks away)...(thinks)I coulda sworn I heard Cloud...oh well.
Cloud:See ya (walks away)...(thinks)I coulda sworn I heard Teef...oh well.
(Later)
Tifa:Cloud! I got you a present!
Cloud:Really?! So did I!
Tifa:Cool! Lemme see! (gives Cloud his present)
Cloud:(gives Tifa her present)Here!
(They both open their presents)
Cloud:Hey cool, red hair gel!
Tifa:Hey cool, red ear rings!
Cloud/Tifa:.......o.O;;;
Tifa:I sold my ear rings to get you the hair gel... but they were blue.
Cloud:I sold my hair gel to get you the ear rings...but it was blue, too!
Tifa:...The clerk painted it red.
Cloud:Same here.
(Next day)
Clerk:(minding his own business)Dumdeedum...
Cloud/Tifa:(walk in)Hey, clerk-person!
Clerk:Aw @#$%...
(later)
Cloud:(walks by with red hair)
Tifa:(walks by with red ear rings)
Barret:...Da hell?
(END ^_^)
Chuu:This is to my friend, LinaChanny! =D Happy B Day Lina!!! Reviews welcomed ^_^