Authors note and disclaimer time! I- I mean...we! We don't own anything related to kagerou project, vocaloid, etc etc! kay? Don't sue us XD ((Maybe if you do that for dying of laughter then SURE! But otherwise no!)) XD

My god I swear I'm too high today...nevermind anyway~

Malin here! I'm rewriting our Roleplay on skype into a two-shot fanfic (WITH NO SEQUEL) and I personally think it's quite a funny one. Enjoy!

Warning: Lots of drama involved. Maybe OOCs because we're not familiar with the character's personalities.

Suggestive Pairings of Hibiya x Momo and Kano x Kido. Mary and Seto play a minor role in this story too~ Omg all that irrelevant info! I'm sorry for ranting! - sounds like daughter of wh- SHUT UP ALREADY!

[Roles:
NicoliaMalin - Momo, Kido, Kano
Yukki - Mary, Seto, Hibiya, Ene, Konoha]

Momo tapped her pencil on the desk in a slightly irregular rhythm as she hummed a wordless tune to herself. Hibiya watched from the door, contemplating whether or not to disturb her, from where he stood, she looked like she was having fun.

"What are you doing?" Hibiya calls as he leaned his head on Momo's shoulder, his eyes scanned the sheets on paper on the desk in front of her, they were empty save for neat lines printed across the page.

Momo jumped slightly and looked at the foreign weight applied on her shoulder. "Gyah! Hibiya-kun! Don't scare me like that!" She screamed as she frowned at him disapprovingly. Her pencil made a sound as it dropped on the desk and rolled across the table, nearly falling off.

"Like I care. So what are you doing?" Hibiya asked again. He stood up and leaned his back against the desk, which reached up to his mid-back.

"Composing a new song, I'm an idol remember?" Momo flashed a sweet smile at Hibiya.

"Don't they have people to do that? Composers or something like that, I don't know what they're called." Hibiya stated as he looked away, pretending to be uninterested.

Momo giggles before continuing, "Yup! But I like to compose my own songs," She chimed happily, "They sound better that way. Want to try it?" She offered, once again, flashing another sweet and cheerful smile at him.

"Hnn..." He hummed, trying to hide his blush. "Why not?" Hibiya moved away from the desk and sat on Momo's lap. Momo stared at him with surprise. Hibiya waited for her to tell him what to do, but instead of doing that, Momo stifled her laughter as she said, "You're heavy!"

If it was possible, Hibiya blushed a deeper red. "Th-that's not my fault!" He choked with embarrassment.

Momo couldn't hold her laughter in anymore, she let it out. Hibiya got more embarrassed and hit the desk. "Stop laughing!" He shouted.

"Hehe...okay okay! I'll stop! haha...ha...okay... so...?" Momo stared at Hibiya with anticipation.

"Now what?" Hibiya looks at Momo questioningly.

"Now you write notes on this." Momo stated as a matter of factly.

"...What is this?! How do you write notes on this thing?!" Hibiya complained as he resisted the urge to flip the desk, not that he could since he lacked the strength.

"It's a blank score, you write notes on it. Do you even know anything about music?" Momo questioned.

"What do you think?" He replied with a slight hint of embarrassment.

Momo sighed exasperatedly, "Forget it, just watch me then." She picked up the pencil and began thinking, but was soon bothered by the constant staring of Hibiya as they stared at her as he leaned his head backwards so that he could see her face.

"Uhm...your staring is kind of...disturbing." She commented as she looked down at him. "Why don't you do something like playing the synthesizer there? It might give me an idea." She pointed towards the keyboard against the wall nearby.

"Okay~" Hibiya obeyed and got off Momo's lap, he ran over to the synthesizer and sat himself on the thankfully high chair, he could at least see what he was playing and play with comfort while he was on it.

Momo sighed in relief and got back to her work, Hibiya observed her for a moment before he started to play 'Otsukimi Recital', or otherwise known as 'Moon-viewing Recital', on the synthesizer.

"Hey! I thought you knew nothing about music! Since when did you learn that song?" Momo scolded playfully with both shock and amusement as she watched him play.

"I know how to press buttons." He replied with a smirk.

"Press...buttons..." She repeated. "Fine..." Momo pouted and went back to her work.

"What are you pouting for?" Hibiya asked, he stopped playing the synthesizer and turned his entire body to face her.

"Nothing." She replied immediately without looking at him, yet, she still continued to pout.

"Aw come on, you HAVE to be pouting for SOME reason." He said, emphasizing on the words.

"No I don't." She replied with a slightly playful tone on her voice as she looked away, in the opposite direction of Hibiya, towards the door.

Hibiya scoffed, "Yes you do."

"No I don't!" Momo exclaimed and got off her chair, she started to walk towards the door.

Hibiya quickly jumped off his chair and ran after her, stopping her before she reached the door. "Yes you do, now tell me! Before I...before I go home!" He threatened.

"Go ahead! No one's stopping you from going home." Momo said reluctantly as she looked away, refusing to meet his eyes.

"Oh really?" Hibiya smirked and took his time to turn around. "Well then bye bye!" He called just as slowly.

Momo quickly grabbed his wrist, "No no no! I don't mean it!" she shouted as she used as much strength as she dared on his wrists to stop him from going, even kneeling to make sure he stood rooted to the ground.

Hibiya smirked in victory. "Now tell me why you pouted."

"There's nothing to tell you though?" Momo asked with genuine innocence.

The veins in the forehead of Hibiya's could be seen popping slightly as he furrowed his eyebrow in annoyance. "Then why were you pouting?" He asked as he cursed in his thoughts.

"For fun...?" She replied with amusement and fear. She could see his anger, her desire to flee from his predator like eyes slowly increased as she stared with fear at him.

Hibiya irritatedly grabbed onto Momo's head on both sides with his knuckles and began grinding them into her head with all his strength. "YOUUUUUUUU!" Hibiya screamed.

"IT HURTS! STOP THAT!" Momo screamed as well, teardrops could be seen at the corners of her eyes as she struggled to be free from Hibiya's fists.

"You deserve it!" Hibiya said as he continued it, not stopping even when the door echoed with the sound of knocking.

"Stop it! It hurts!" Momo exclaimed as she held onto her head, she did not hear the door knocking either due to the ruckus they were causing. Then suddenly she extended her arm and hit Hibiya's stomach.

"OOF," Hibiya clutched his stomach and gave a death glare to Momo,"You DAAAAAAAAAAAAARE?" He screamed in pain. Momo giggled before she ran from him, starting a game of tag with Hibiya being "it".

"Come and catch me if you can!" She taunted as she ran from him. A few minutes of running and laughing later, the door suddenly burst open with a loud bang. "What are you doing?!" Kido shouted as she walked in with an irritated face, not that she didn't have one all the time (with Kano).

Hibiya froze as he looked at the door and angry intruder of the fun with a mixture of fright and guilt, like a child caught doing something bad red-handed. On the other hand, Momo just stopped running and turned to face Kido.

"Uhhhh... nothing?" Hibiya hesitated for a moment before answer while still in his 'pose'.

Momo looked at Hibiya, "Pft...HAHAHA XD you look ridiculous!" she exclaimed as she laughed while clutching to her stomach.

Hibiya looked at his own pose, his hands were reached out as if he was about to grab onto a huge object, and his legs...well...let's not describe the atrocity. Hibiya blushed and quickly adjusted his pose. "Sh-shut up!" He shouted in embarrassment.

Kido smiled as she sighed, "Your brother called Momo, he's freaking out because firstly, his computer spoiled again, and secondly, you're not answering your phone."

Hibiya joined in the laughter before he added in a question of pure curiosity "How OLD is that computer anyway?"

Momo thought for a few moments, calculating in her mind before she replied, "About five years old?"

"Tell him to change his computer! It's ancient!" Hibiya shouted in frustration.

"Hehe...tell that to him yourself!" Momo said as she poked him and immediately ran to hide behind Kido, using her as a shield.

"DAMN YOU!" Hibiya shouted as he chased after her, they ran in circles around Kido, using her as some sort of barrier between them.

"Would you mind moving away? I want to get back at her and you're making it hard for me to do so." Hibiya said as he looked up at Kido.

"I might consider that option..." Kido said as she smirked down at him playfully.

"...what...are you going to do?" Hibiya asked hesitantly, he slowly took a few steps behind, hoping Kido would not notice.

Kido carried him up high easily, "Now you both will stop playing." she replied with a smile.

Hibiya struggled against Kido's grip on him. "H-hey! Let me down!" He screamed as he continued to struggle futilely.

Momo laughed at the scene. "He's heavy isn't he?!" She joked and took her phone out. "I have to take a snapshot of this!"

"Don't you dare!" Hibiya shouted, trying to block the phone's camera and struggle against Kido at the same time.

Kido smiled at the camera, once the photo was taken, she looked at Hibiya and commented, "He's not that heavy...well compared to Kano at least, he weighs like a stone!" She complained angrily.

Hibiya burst out laughing. "Did you get that Momo?"

Momo looked at him with a confused face, "Get what? That Kano weighs like a stone?"

"Yes!" Hibiya laughed, he stopped struggling against Kido's grip and stayed up in the air as Kido had not let him down yet.

"...Oh!" Momo exclaimed, finally getting the joke. "Wait- did you try carrying him before?" She asked.

"He often sleeps on the couch and that leaves me with no space to sit unless I sit on him, and I definitely don't want to do that, so I have to drag him off the couch to wake him up because he's an idiotic heavy sleeper. Only then I can sit on the couch." Kido explained with annoyance.

Hibiya and Momo burst out laughing again. "That was just so epic! Can you let me off now?" Hibiya asked.

"Hmm...how about no?" Kido replied, she eyed Momo with a playful smirk. Momo caught on quickly. "Get ready for the tickling assault of your life Hibiya!" She exclaimed as she rushed over to begin tickling him.

"Hey! Don't do that stop it tickles! Hey!" Hibiya shouted in between giggles as he struggled harder against Kido's grip.

"Not while I still get to do it!" Momo shouted as she continued her assault on him.

Hearing all the commotion, Mary peeked into the room through the slightly open door. "Wh-what are you doing...?" She nervously whispered as she eyed them.

"Ah! M-Mary-nee! Help me!" Hibiya pleaded as he continued to struggle against both Momo and Kido.

"No! Mary join me! It's a poking festival on Hibiya! It's fun! Join me!" Momo exclaimed with laughter. Kido smiled at her, not saying anything but continued to hold onto Hibiya.

Mary looked at Momo and Hibiya nervously. She contemplated the choices in her head, if she were to help Hibiya, Momo would stop poking him and he'd be free, but Momo might be mad at her...But right now, Kido and Momo were ganging up on Hibiya and that wasn't fair! She thought to herself.

She took in a deep breath, steeling her resolve, and then she walked towards Momo with determination. "I'm sorry Momo-chan!" She used her powers on Momo, causing her to freeze on the spot with a look of enjoyment and confusion mixed in her face while her hands extended towards Hibiya, in the middle of tickling him.

Hibiya sighed in relief, "Phew...thanks a lot Mary-nee, now Kido-nee! Let me down!" He pleaded.

"Fine." Kido said with disappointment not caring that she was still holding him up in the air, she let go of her grip on Hibiya, causing him to fall on the ground with a thud, his head made contact with the floor first and he passed out.

"Wh...what happened?! Is he okay?!" Mary exclaimed with shock and panic as she grabbed onto Kido's sleeve.

"Sh-should be..." Kido murmured as she started to back away from Hibiya.

"KANO-SAN! DON'T BE SUCH A COWARD! YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS!" Mary shouted, trying to pull Kido back towards Hibiya.

"Fine!" Kido walked back towards Hibiya and crouched down beside him. "Hibiya, you're not dead right? You're still conscious...right?" Kido asked with doubt.

Hibiya remained silent and unmoving on the ground, his face was frozen in a expression of shock and pain.

Kido started to panic, she grabbed onto Hibiya's shoulders and began to shake him vigorously, "HIBIYA! ANSWER ME!" She shouted into his ears, hoping that would wake him up.

Hibiya, however, still had no reaction. He was like a life-sized doll.

TBC

Yukki: And there you go, the first of the two-shot thats to be posted~

Kido: W-w-w-w-what did you make me do?

Mary: H-hibiya-kun, are you okay?

Hibiya:... *still unconcious*

Kido: Gwaaaaaaaaaah! DX I don't want to be charged with murder! oh yeah i have my ability! *presence becomes faint*

Malin: Anywaaaaaaaay... the next part will be posted when we feel like it

Yukki: Look forward to the reviews and favourites~ ^^

Hahaha! Hibiya, did he die? HAHA!