Disclaimer: I do not own a la Phantom plots or characters. But the people in this story are real friends of mine and these are all inside jokes, so if you don't know me personally, this is not the story for you.
Cast of Characters:
Demon (D)- Jevin
Christine © - Sara
Raoul ®- Amanda
Carlotta (Car)- Katie
Dressing Room
R: You sang like a banshee tonight, but I love you anyway!
C: It's because the Demon of Music sings songs in my head.
R: Ri-i-ght…OK, bye!
D: Brava, brava, bravissimma!
C: Huh?
D: Look at your face in the mirror am there inside!
C: Oh, I think I'll join you and intertwine our destinies.
D: Come on, oh sparkly one!
C: Ooh, look, a dungeon! I'm glad I chose the face in the mirror.
R: Who's is that voice?
Hallway
All: We got a letter, did you write it?
R: Of course not!
Car: He started to write to me and I told him to stop and he did. Is it real?
R: Of course not!
Car: Was it you in my room last night?
R: Of course not!
D: Keep your hands at the level of your eyes.
R: Of course not!
C: Look, I sparkle!
D: Ooo, let's go back to my dungeon.
R: Of course not!
Car: Hey, Christine, you suck. I got the lead role in AIDA!
R: Of course not!
Car: Too bad, so sad.
C: Damn it. Jevin!
D: She's a toad.
Car: Croak!
C: Raoul, come with me.
Stairs
R: Why have you brought me here?
C: Can't go back there.
R: We must return.
C: He'll kill you! His eyes will find us there.
R: Christine, don't say that.
C: Those eyes that burn.
R: Don't even think it.
C: If he has to kill 1000 men, the Demon of the Opera will kill again.
R: There is no Demon of the Opera!
C: My god what is this thing? That hunts to kill?
R: With eyes of death. Whose is this voice you hear with every breath?
C: I never will!
Both: And in this labyrinth where night is blind, the Demon of the Opera is there inside my mind.
R: There is no Demon of the Opera!
C: Raoul, I've been there. To his world of unending night (smiles)where the daylight dissolves into darkness…darkness.
R: (Raises eyebrow)
C: Raoul, I've seen him, can I ever forget that sight? (winks) His face was so hot and sexy it was hardly a face in the darkness…(voice grows husky) darkness. But his voice filled my womb with a sweet caress in the night there was music in my mind. And through music my soul began to soar. And I orgasmed as I never have before.
R: It was a dream and nothing more!
C: Yet in his eyes, all the evil of the world. Those pitch-black eyes that both threaten and adore. (orgasms)
R: Christine, Christine
C: (orgasms)
R: You must turn from the darkness before you can see the light.
C: I hate you, bitch!
R: Haha, I've got her necklace!
Don Juan
C and D: (sex on stage)
R: No! I purified the necklace! WTF?!
D: What do you do in the night when the demons come for you? (runs away with Christine)
R: I'll save you! (Drowns)
D: My evilness has denied me the joys of the flesh. (gropes Christine)
R: Free her! Show some compassion!
D: I'm a demon, you moron!
R: Oh, yeah…Free her!!!
D: Mm…NO! (chokes Raoul)
C: I gave you my mind blindly.
R: I fought so hard to free you.
D: Choose me and I'll free your friend.
C: OK (smooch)
D: You're mine, now, skank! (kills Raoul)
C: But you said-
D: Demon, remember?
C: Oh, yeah. (smooch)
Fine