*Disclaimer* I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, and if I did, I'd be a
really rich person. ^_^
Late Night with Conan 'O brian -i don't think I spelled that right?
*Max and the 7 start to play the Yu Yu Hakusho theme song*
"Hello!" Conan says as he walks out. "I have some jokes for tonight!" Everyone cheers. "Two guys get on a plane and sit behind a couple of nuns. The guys wanted to irritate the nuns. I want to move to Montana. the first guy said. Why? the second guy asked. Well, the first guy replied. I heard there aren't that many Catholics there. Then, the second guy said, I want to mover to Idaho, I here there ren't that many Catholics there either. One of the nuns turned around and said. Why don't you go to Hell! I hear there aren't any Catholics there!' Everyone laughs. "Here's another one!" Conan said. "A small man walks into a bar, and sits on a stool beside a big, tough guy. POW! The big guy hit the guy, who fell off his stool. Then, the tough guy said, "That was a super punch from Korea." The small guy got up and sat back down on his stool. POW! The tough guy hits him again. The small man falls off his stool again. The tough guy said, "That was a Judo Chop from Japan." The small guy gets up and leaves. A few minutes later, the small guy comes back. POW! The small man hits the tough guy, then he tells the bartender, "Tell him when he wakes up, that was a crowbar from Sears!" Everyone laughs. "We have a great show tonight! We have a small kid by the name of Hiei. We also have a stupid guy by the name of Kuwabara, plus, a young, beautiful girl named Botan is going to sing with the band, the Bufoons!" Conan said. He walks over to his desk. "It's now time for SAT Analogies! Larry from Spongebob Squarepants = lobster, as Hiei = SHRIMP!" Hiei walks out and punches Conan in the face and goes backstage. "Okay, that wasn't a good one. Ruler = straight, as Hiei = gay!" Hiei comes out again and punches Conan in the stomach. "Okay, ouch, Sigfried = Roy, as Hiei = Kurama!" Hiei comes out again with his sword, ready to battle Conan.He lunges toward Conan, only to land on his face. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!" "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yusuke laughs from the audience. Hiei lunges toward Yusuke and everyone runs to hide. "STOOOOOP!!!!" someone yelles. Yukina comes from backstage. "Hiei, I'm your sister." she says. Hiei runs over and hugs his twin. "You guys should be on Jerry Springer." Conan says. Everyone looks over at him. "AAAAAAAAAAH!"
"Hello!" Conan says as he walks out. "I have some jokes for tonight!" Everyone cheers. "Two guys get on a plane and sit behind a couple of nuns. The guys wanted to irritate the nuns. I want to move to Montana. the first guy said. Why? the second guy asked. Well, the first guy replied. I heard there aren't that many Catholics there. Then, the second guy said, I want to mover to Idaho, I here there ren't that many Catholics there either. One of the nuns turned around and said. Why don't you go to Hell! I hear there aren't any Catholics there!' Everyone laughs. "Here's another one!" Conan said. "A small man walks into a bar, and sits on a stool beside a big, tough guy. POW! The big guy hit the guy, who fell off his stool. Then, the tough guy said, "That was a super punch from Korea." The small guy got up and sat back down on his stool. POW! The tough guy hits him again. The small man falls off his stool again. The tough guy said, "That was a Judo Chop from Japan." The small guy gets up and leaves. A few minutes later, the small guy comes back. POW! The small man hits the tough guy, then he tells the bartender, "Tell him when he wakes up, that was a crowbar from Sears!" Everyone laughs. "We have a great show tonight! We have a small kid by the name of Hiei. We also have a stupid guy by the name of Kuwabara, plus, a young, beautiful girl named Botan is going to sing with the band, the Bufoons!" Conan said. He walks over to his desk. "It's now time for SAT Analogies! Larry from Spongebob Squarepants = lobster, as Hiei = SHRIMP!" Hiei walks out and punches Conan in the face and goes backstage. "Okay, that wasn't a good one. Ruler = straight, as Hiei = gay!" Hiei comes out again and punches Conan in the stomach. "Okay, ouch, Sigfried = Roy, as Hiei = Kurama!" Hiei comes out again with his sword, ready to battle Conan.He lunges toward Conan, only to land on his face. "RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!" "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Yusuke laughs from the audience. Hiei lunges toward Yusuke and everyone runs to hide. "STOOOOOP!!!!" someone yelles. Yukina comes from backstage. "Hiei, I'm your sister." she says. Hiei runs over and hugs his twin. "You guys should be on Jerry Springer." Conan says. Everyone looks over at him. "AAAAAAAAAAH!"