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Ways To Kill Relena
Summary-Exactly what the title says!
1. Steal Heero's gun and finally make good on his threat! 2. Find a dragon have him/her eat Relena...barbequed 3. Push her off a cliff! 4. Drop a house on her like in Wizard Of Oz. 5. Run her through with Wufei's katana. Get his permission first though... 6. Throw her into the shallow end of a pool and keep her head under till she dies 7. Say Heero wants her to kill herself. Who knows, she might do it. 8. Draw and quarter her like in medieval times 9. Throw knives at her 10. Bash her head in with steel poles 11. Bash her head in with a sledgehammer! 12. Put poison in her food. 13. Transport her into a universe full of Relena-duplicates. She might kill herself. 14. Make her enter my health class. It'll bore anyone to death. 15. Run her over with a car 16. Run her over with a bus 17. Cut her into itty bitty pieces 18. Stake her and cut off her head. 19. Have Shinigami kill her! 20. Have a rabid bear kill her 21. Drop her into a vat of boiling water 22. Drop her into a vat of acid 23. Drop her into a vat of lava (Sense a theme?) 24. Drop her into a vat of mercury 25. Have my dog lick her to death 26. Step on her with Wing Zero 27. Step on her with Deathscythe Hell 28. Step on her with Heavyarms 29. Step on her with Sandrock 30. Step on her with Altron or Shenlong. Pick one. 31. Bore her to death with facts of the potato 32. Make her read 1x2 or 2x1 Yaoi! 33. Make her watch Heero and Duo make out! 34. Make her watch Heero and Duo do it...I'd enjoy it but she might die of shock. 35. Have ALL 1x2 lovers kill her!! I happen to be a 1x2, 3x4 lover. 36. Make her listen to Wufei's rants of injustice. Poor Wufei-chan. 37. Get Duo to kill her 38. Bring in Charizard from the Pokemon realm and have him/her eat Relena! 39. Get Vegeta to kill her. She'll definately annoy him that much. 40. Have her eaten by scorpions 41. Get the Goa'uld from Stargate SG-1 to kill her 42. Bury her in a vault in the ocean. 43. Make her eat a poison tree frog 44. Make Ares from Xena: Warrior Princess kill her. 45. Screw it, get everyone to kill her! 46. Give her to me and my friend. We got lots of ways to torture her. ::Grins evily:: 47. Hire an assassin 49. Make her listen to some weird-ass song. 50. Skin her alive 51. Get Zechs to kill her 52. Drop a ton of rocks on her 53. Run over her with a semi 54. Grab your Super Deluxe Relena Killer and kill her! Make one up first. 55. Use the Ancient Chinese Water Torture 56. Burn her to death! 57. Turn Relena into a Chibi...and give her to my chibi-happy cousin 58. Zap her with a Zatnickatel three times. Once electrocute you, twice kills you. three disintergrates you. This is from Stargate SG-1. 59. Scythe her to death! 60. Sew her mouth shut then throw her into a tiger's pen. 61. Kamehameha her to death! 62. Um...drop her into a tank of Pirahnas...I don't know anymore!!
That's all I have so far. If you have any suggestions, send them to me and i'll add them in. You will get credit for the suggestions of course. Either put them in a review or email them to me at: serenityhell@jesusisdead- getoverit.com. I also accept comments, compliments, and flames. Prepare to be flamed back if you flame me.
Ways To Kill Relena
Summary-Exactly what the title says!
1. Steal Heero's gun and finally make good on his threat! 2. Find a dragon have him/her eat Relena...barbequed 3. Push her off a cliff! 4. Drop a house on her like in Wizard Of Oz. 5. Run her through with Wufei's katana. Get his permission first though... 6. Throw her into the shallow end of a pool and keep her head under till she dies 7. Say Heero wants her to kill herself. Who knows, she might do it. 8. Draw and quarter her like in medieval times 9. Throw knives at her 10. Bash her head in with steel poles 11. Bash her head in with a sledgehammer! 12. Put poison in her food. 13. Transport her into a universe full of Relena-duplicates. She might kill herself. 14. Make her enter my health class. It'll bore anyone to death. 15. Run her over with a car 16. Run her over with a bus 17. Cut her into itty bitty pieces 18. Stake her and cut off her head. 19. Have Shinigami kill her! 20. Have a rabid bear kill her 21. Drop her into a vat of boiling water 22. Drop her into a vat of acid 23. Drop her into a vat of lava (Sense a theme?) 24. Drop her into a vat of mercury 25. Have my dog lick her to death 26. Step on her with Wing Zero 27. Step on her with Deathscythe Hell 28. Step on her with Heavyarms 29. Step on her with Sandrock 30. Step on her with Altron or Shenlong. Pick one. 31. Bore her to death with facts of the potato 32. Make her read 1x2 or 2x1 Yaoi! 33. Make her watch Heero and Duo make out! 34. Make her watch Heero and Duo do it...I'd enjoy it but she might die of shock. 35. Have ALL 1x2 lovers kill her!! I happen to be a 1x2, 3x4 lover. 36. Make her listen to Wufei's rants of injustice. Poor Wufei-chan. 37. Get Duo to kill her 38. Bring in Charizard from the Pokemon realm and have him/her eat Relena! 39. Get Vegeta to kill her. She'll definately annoy him that much. 40. Have her eaten by scorpions 41. Get the Goa'uld from Stargate SG-1 to kill her 42. Bury her in a vault in the ocean. 43. Make her eat a poison tree frog 44. Make Ares from Xena: Warrior Princess kill her. 45. Screw it, get everyone to kill her! 46. Give her to me and my friend. We got lots of ways to torture her. ::Grins evily:: 47. Hire an assassin 49. Make her listen to some weird-ass song. 50. Skin her alive 51. Get Zechs to kill her 52. Drop a ton of rocks on her 53. Run over her with a semi 54. Grab your Super Deluxe Relena Killer and kill her! Make one up first. 55. Use the Ancient Chinese Water Torture 56. Burn her to death! 57. Turn Relena into a Chibi...and give her to my chibi-happy cousin 58. Zap her with a Zatnickatel three times. Once electrocute you, twice kills you. three disintergrates you. This is from Stargate SG-1. 59. Scythe her to death! 60. Sew her mouth shut then throw her into a tiger's pen. 61. Kamehameha her to death! 62. Um...drop her into a tank of Pirahnas...I don't know anymore!!
That's all I have so far. If you have any suggestions, send them to me and i'll add them in. You will get credit for the suggestions of course. Either put them in a review or email them to me at: serenityhell@jesusisdead- getoverit.com. I also accept comments, compliments, and flames. Prepare to be flamed back if you flame me.