One of those Days
DarkVyse88 is back. Anyways, I bet all those who read my last FF were either sad, anger, or wanting to send me death threats. I decided this would be a comedy. Or at least it will try. Enjoy. There are no OCs in this one.
I don't own anything. I hate saying that.
Chapter 1: Distress in the Tower.
The Teen Titans…
A group of teenage superheroes. They have fought madmen, wizards, and aliens in order to save the city. They amaze us with their might and personality. They are so popular, they even got a narrator to do there opening. That is I. My name is Jim. I love sci-fi. I also…
"You better be doing that right or no food for you !" Robin's voice yells out.
I hate my life. Here's their newest adventure.
A new day has begun for Jump City. The birds are singing, people are up and out, and cars roll along the streets as the populace enjoys this fine mid morning day. The sun's rays bounce off the windows of the Titans Tower. A beacon of freedom, it stands out in the harbor as a sign to all that see it. Inside are the greatest heroes ever to walk their streets. However, taking a look inside would see a different story. At the table of the living room/kitchen area is Cyborg. He is sitting down with his head in his hand and a depressed expression on his face. He lets out a huge sigh as his mind wonders off to another place.
"Why didn't she come?" he said to himself. He was, of course, referring to Jinx. Th girl that was his enemy whom he had fallen in love with during his infiltration of HIVE. It had now been nearly forever since he last saw her. "Man, I miss here. If only she were here. Life is just now meaningless. I can't even look at my girly mags without seeing here face."
He picks up a copy of PlayBoy and looks in a page. But, all he can see on the faces of the bunnies are Jinx.
Cyborg throws the copy to his side as he walks towards the fridge. He opens it and looks inside for something to feast on. Just then, his mind goes into happy time all of a sudden. There is Jinx, smiling. He looks up and down her slim figure in that hot uniform. She then smiles and walks towards him. He smiles stupidly and puts his arms on her shoulders. His hands then glide down her chest until feeling her round, smooth breasts. Lustful, he squeezes one of them until he feels like it just burst. He snaps out of it to see a burst cantaloupe in front of him and the contents covering his hand and the inside of the fridge. He licks the fruit off and grabs a bucket of wings.
"I hate my life. Everyone has betrayed me: Jinx for not coming with me, myself for not getting her back," he then eats a wing and finishes with," and now the chicken place in downtown for not putting enough meat on this wings. Bastards." He throws the rest of the wings in the garbage and once again sit down to continue his sad little romp.
Around this time, the door to the room slides open. Out steps Starfire. Her hands are fist at her side and her expression is of utter annoyance as she as she stomps in to the room. Behind her walks Robin, who has a look of desperation, In his hand is a tight, leather dominatrix outfit with an opening around the stomach and a thong.
"For that last time Robin," Starfire began: I am not wearing that."
"Please, just once in this. You will look so hot," Robin pleaded.
Star then turned around, allowing Robin to see her anger twisted face and throbbing mark on her head. "So you think I am not hot!"
Robin smiled playfully and said," I do. I do. It's just that I think our relationship could be upped greatly…(more or less in my favor)….if you put this on."
"We have a name for people who try to get females to partake in such actions. And that is Glooraggsorpa!" Star yelled out.
"I hope that means, "sex god"," Robin remarked with a smile.
"You are impossible!" Starfire screamed. "I know we have been going out for two years and we have been keeping a steady relationship, but I don't think I am ready to go to the next level, as you humans say. But you have to keep bugging me again and again and again!"
"If you don't want the suit, then the vegetable oil and horse are still available," Robin said.
Starfire just gave him an angry glare and stormed out of the living room back to her room.
"Again? Robin that's the hundredth time this month. Just give up," Cyborg said.
"Give up? Give up!" Robin asked as he threw the dominatrix costume on the couch," look at me, Cyborg. I am irresistible. There are lines of women out there who would want this. I could do any of them. Star should be grateful that I chose her for stuff like this. She just has to realize that she wants it and give herself up to me!"
"And when to you tell her about where her missing underwear has gone?" Cyborg asked.
"That is never to be mention again," Robin then finished as he sat down on the couch and turned on the TV.
Aback in the hallways of the Tower, BB was running down the hall of Titan Tower. This was because he had forgotten that his GBA was running low on batteries and he needed to grab the spares in his room.
"Why didn't I put the rechargeable back in the system? I am an idiot," he said it himself," I get to the final boss of Final Fantasy and then I see the red light. And I also forgot to save through the whole dungeon."
He was running at such a fast past that he didn't see Raven come around the corner, reading a book. The two heroes collided into one another. The game system and book went flying as BB's body pushed against Raven's body and the tow were knocked against the wall. Bb opened his eye to meet those of Raven, whose body he was against. BB's face was then twisted with fear as he quickly got off her and feel backwards on the ground.
(Oh crap! I had to let my FF obsession get the best of me. Now it's going to get me killed. I can't die. I still have a long life ahead of me. This is going to hurt!)
Raven then just got up and picked up her book. She then said," Use group healing spells, shields, and enhance your fighters abilities. That will help you beat Chaos." She then walked down the hallway and around the corner.
"That's weird," BB said as he picked up his system and continued back to his room.
Raven made sure BB and turned walked away and then leaned against the wall.
(I didn't kill BB for that. Normally, he would be a bloody mess. But, this time, I didn't wipe him out. I even dropped hints as to my liking for Final Fantasy.)
She then remembered what had happened. The crashing into each other was skipped over. Instead, she focused on the other things. The way he was against her, the way his face was just so close to hers, his green that she seemed to get lost in.
(Tell me my feelings for him are coming back? I thought I got rid of those? Great, now I have a crush on him. What am I to do?)
She was the only one thinking the same thing. BB had successfully beaten Chaos, but he wasn't paying attention to the ending. He didn't yell out in victory. He didn't do laps around his room. He just said there on his bed and looked up into space. The only thing on his mind right now was Raven.
(Why didn't Raven kill me? Do she have a thing for me?) he thought.
He would actually like that. Ever since you know who was gone, he had been developing feelings for the Goth girl of the group. They were somewhat in between, in the 50 percent tile. But after crashing into her, he just felt them go up by 15 percent almost. And he kept thinking about how close he was to her. He thought of her hair, her eyes, and a few other parts that one would pretty much know about.
(Okay, I might have feelings, but what about Raven? I might just look like a dork if I told her how I felt. Maybe I could do a song? No. Maybe…)
As pretty much guessed, the team has a lot of problems. There's Cyborg's glumness, Robin's sex needs, Starfire's anger at Robin's pervertedness, and Raven and BB's feelings starting to overtake them. This is beginning to make them develop some anger. And that anger is going to be vented on the next loser villain they see come their way. And one sorry guy is coming up the path to the tower, skipping and humming to himself.
"Hello sun! Hello birds! Hello flowers!" Slade, of all people, said as he gets to the entrance of the tower.
"Everyone was right. Those self help classes at the mental institution really paid off. Now I am happy and kind and love puppies! And now I am going to say hi to the Titans. But, I am not here to destroy them. I am here to apologize."
He then whips out a white parcel and states, "And what better way to do so then with homemade fudge? I just hope there in a good mood."
Boy, is Slade in for a rude awakening. Kind of like that girl that cheated on me at my prom. I am so alone. Anyways, stay tuned for Chapter 2. This is the announcer, who has a sad life.