Hi again. How is everyone? Fine, I hope.

Anyway, this is something that I randomly thought of and instantly wrote it down. I hope it's not too crappy or rushed.

Disclaimer: Sadly I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

I hope you like it!


Tsuna gulps at the glare he's receiving. He didn't mean to do it, honestly! How was he supposed to know that this would happen?

The gods must hate him. He has to be cursed or something. Why else would he have to go through this torture? Why else would stuff like this happen to him all the time?

The 14-year-old slowly backs away from Reborn. He tries to inch towards his bedroom door without the baby noticing, but it was Reborn. Of course, the worlds' greatest hitman is going to notice when his prey is trying to escape.

A shot is fired and Tsuna is proud that he doesn't scream at the top of his lungs like he usually would. Though that might be because the look Reborn is giving him is making it hard to breathe, much less make a noise.

The boy cowers in fear against the wall. Why did he ever think that learning how to paint would be a good idea? He should have at least known that painting while Lambo and I-pin were around was a bad idea.

They had both wanted to join, and when asked, Tsuna couldn't refuse.

I-pin had tried to be careful, but Lambo had pretty much instantly made a mess. The paint was everywhere. The walls, the floor, his bed, somehow even the ceiling got hit.

And, worst of all, Reborn himself.

Now he has a bright pink, blue, and yellow hitman more than ready to put a bullet in him.

Did he mention that Reborn is very, very angry at Tsuna for allowing his suit to be ruined?

Tsuna whimpers. He is so screwed.

"Dame-Tsuna," Reborn growls, "You have 3 seconds to get out of the house so Mama doesn't hear you screaming. Then," The baby grins maliciously, "I'm going to introduce you to a new kind of hell."

This time, Tsuna does scream. "Hiieee!" He rushes out of his room and flies down the stairs. Literally. His feet never touch a single step. He lands painfully on the floor but doesn't waste a moment and scrambles up and to the entrance. He's barely out the front door when Reborn shoots.

The bullet grazes Tsuna's' cheek and he shrieks, taking off down the road. "I'm soryyy!" he cries.

Reborns' answering cackle sends shivers down his spine. ' I'm going to die.' the poor boy sobs.

Meanwhile, Nana stands in the doorway and watches them go with a fond smile. Tsuna was so lively these days! She was glad she had called Reborn. The woman gently shuts the door and goes to help Lambo and I-pin clean up.

Terrified screaming and pitiful sobs could be heard all over Namimori that day. Everyone ignored it and the strange sight of a teenage boy running from a multicolored baby with a gun.

They also ignored when Hibari Kyoya joined in the hunt because the irritating herbivore was disturbing the peace.

It really was just another day in the completely normal town of Namimori.


So how was it? 'Tis my first KHR fic and I'm not sure I fully showed Tsuna's wimpy goofiness or Reborns' scary badassery.

Oh, well. I would be EXTREMELY happy if you people would leave a review and tell me what you think. If you really are 'people'. Robots and other 'non-people-ish' beings are allowed, and encouraged, to also review.

Please and thank you.

Until next time!