Disclaimer: I don't own Victorious
Jade shook her head in disbelief. She finally got the lead in a school play again. She was excited until she found out what the play was about. She was playing a butt. That's right. She was playing a butt. The play was called REVENGE OF THE BUTTS.
The play was about a bunch butts that revolt against always being attacked.
"Sickowitz," Jade said, "Why are you writing plays about butts?"
"It's funny," Sikowitz said, "and serious. The butt is the most mistreated part of the body."
"Whatever," Jade said.
"Tori," Sikowiz said, "You're butt number 2, Cat you're butt number 3, Robbie you're butt number 4, Beck you're butt number 5, Trina you're the hand."
"WHY AM I THE HAND," Trina asked
"Because the butts have to sing and frankly you have a horrible voice," Sikowitz said
"Hey," Trina said, "I don't have a horrible voice. Have you heard my voice?"
"Yes," Jade said, "and you stink worse then what's on the inside of a butt."
"It's time to rehearse," Sikowitz said.
"You know," Jade said, "We are the most mistreated of all the body parts"
"CUT," Sikowitz yelled
"What," Jade asked.
"Emotion Jade. You're pissed off"
"Fine," Jade said picturing the time Beck kissed Tori.
She slammed her fist on the table.
"YOU KNOW WE'RE THE MOST MISTREATED BODY PART," she snapped, "EVERY TIME THE LEG DOES SOMETHING WRONG OR THE EYES OR THE HAND OR THE MOUTH WE'RE THE ONES THAT GET PUNISHED."
"I KNOW," Beck said, "It's so unfair!"
"Well we shouldn't put up with it," Tori said, "I say we plan some kind of revenge."
"Like what," Cat asked, "What can we do?"
"I have it," Jade said, "Every time the hand tries to attack us we'll make a mess on it"
"I love that idea," Beck said.
Trina came down to attack Cat and is sprayed with some foul looking thing.
"EW," Trina said.
"The butts have their revenge
"We got it blasted in the end
"Ha ha ha he he he
"We've got our revenge"
"And cut," Sikowitz said, "Great job."
Jade couldn't believe her first lead in a year was a butt. It was so vile. It was gross. But Jade liked vile and gross. It was so cool. She got to play a butt.