The dark room, a single small light bulb hanging from wires on the ceiling illuminating but a small area, seemed to stretch out for eternity. The faces of those who sat at the poker table were barely visible in the poor lighting, blurred and drunken vision making it all the harder to make out exactly with whom you sat.
There were five in all- though the enormous table seemed to exaggerate the group's size- and all but one had at their side a gun, fully loaded, for 'self-defensive' use only. One girl stared incriminatingly at the figure across the green surface that stretched out in front of her, aiming the barrel of her revolver at him steadily, her expression unchanging as she spoke.
"Pyramid Head," she muttered, almost distastefully, "I'll kill you if you lie to me." Everyone stared, anticipating a fight. "Do you…" She glanced at the others to make sure no one had decided to assist him should he need it. "…have any twos?"
He frantically searched the cards in his hand, trying to find the card she sought in fear for his life, but solemnly shook his head. "Lies."
She climbed up on the table, her eyes at an equal level with the lonely source of light, beginning to fire rapidly. Her bullets bounced off the pyramid-shaped helm that covered his face, only a few hitting flesh.
The other girl at the table, stood up, wrestling the now-empty weapon from her hands. "Stirack! Not everyone can have twos, you know," she hissed, her eyes narrowed. She gazed at the stack of cards that Stirack had placed on the table before her assault. "You already have the twos; in fact, you have six of them," Haru went on, the rage in her voice obvious.
Defeated, Stirack sat down, only to watch as Pyramid Head walked into the darkness. Haru reached out to him in utter dismay. "Please, don't go!" she pleaded, her eyes wide. All the times she'd spent with him- the countless lives they'd destroyed together, the bloodbaths and chaos they'd caused; could they all be gone? Just like that? "You can't leave me!"
He turned to face her, brushing a tear from her eye with his gloved hand, kneeling down. He put his hand on the sword he carried with him and pulled it out, impaling her with it calmly.
For a moment the others held their breath, believing that she was dead as she fell totally silent. "Of course I'll marry you," she whispered happily, embracing him, driving the sword deeper into her chest, as he stood up as though nothing had happened.
Stirack stood up on the table, taking a swig of the glass of frothing alcohol she held, and to the group shouted, "Unicorns are evil!"
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A/N- I suppose you're wondering "what the heck did I just read?" Which is a good response. But this a dream I had (I've had weirder, trust me) including Pyramid Head (thus a Silent Hill fanfic) and I found it amusing so I typed it up. I tried to make it seem more or less like a regular story at the beginning and led up to the 'crack' part, although I still tried keeping it in a style similar to my regular more serious writings. (The other two characters there were Blood Dupre and Ace from Alice in the Country of Hearts, remaining unnamed because A.) I figured the Silent Hill community probably isn't into many dating sims, especially exclusively Japanese ones XD B.) They had little relevance and C.) I didn't want this to be a crossover of any sort XD) So… Reviews are welcome, as I said this was my subconscious's story, I simply put it into words. So no flames, please. As for the title, by the way, it's named after the song I'm listening to (Lemon Meringue Tie by Dance Gavin Dance)