He is the one named Sailor Sano!
Chapter One
*~*~*~ Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or Rurouni Kenshin*~*~*~
WARNING: This is not a fic for hard-core fans of either shows unless you
want a laugh and get ready to flame 'cause it's my first ever Sailor Moon
let alone Sailor Moon/Kenshin crossover! But what the heck! I'm doing this
for fun!!!~*~
The story starts around the Kamiya dojo where even from two blocks down you
can hear Kaoru yelling at Sano for breaking an ancient vase of hers.
Kaoru: YOU- YOU MORON! This vase was given to me by Kenshin!!
Sano: Jeeze! It's just a vase!
Kaoru: JUST A VASE! JUST A VASE!
Sano: Yup *hic* you got that right!
Kaoru: You drunkard! Don't you have any self respect? OR RESPECT FOR
OTHERS' PROPERTY?
Sano: *singing like a baby* Pretty vase! Pretty vase! Vase goes BOOM! *he
stumbles and crashes to the floor.*
Kaoru: Pathetic! That dose it! He's not coming into this dojo anymore! *she
goes to a well, fills a bucket full of water, drags him outside and throws
the water on him*
Sano: ARRRR!! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, MISSY?!
Kaoru: *points to the vase*
Sano: Oh. did I do that?
Kaoru: *under breath* he can't ever take account for his deeds.
OUT! OUT! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE ANYMORE!!
Sano: I'll get you a new one!!
Kaoru: It's *sniff* not the saaaammmeee!!! WHAAAA! *cries*
Sano: Ahhh. don't cry. I'm sorry!
* And then suddenly the well lights up and starts flashing in different
colors, and voices start coming out of it.*
Sano: AAAHHHH! Killer! That explains everything! You were the one!
In the well with the bucket (from the game 'CLUE')! You killed Hoppedy! My
toad! How- how could you?! Just a tadpole! *sniff*
Kaoru: It wasn't me, you moron! And anyways if it was, tadpoles don't talk!
Hurry! Hide behind the bushes over there! *points to bushes*
Sano: *confused* Uh. Ok!
*they hide behind the bushes and the voices become clearer*
A high pitched little girl's voice then says: "Uhg! Ouch! Where are we?"
Another lower, but still female voice answers: "Rini? That you?!"
A third voice cuts in: " Rini! Setsuna! You two made it! I got scared there
for a minute!"
* In the mean time, Kenshin and Yahiko respectively entered the dojo and
were beckoned by Kaoru to also hide behind some bushes to watch the show.*
Sano: Kaoru! How could you! Did you throw all the pretty girls in the whole
world into your well?
Kaoru: *whispers to the others* don't mind that dufus, he's drunk!
Yahiko: No. I think it's all the 'bad ladies' in town that are escaping
from jail!
Sano and Kenshin: Groovy! This is gonna be fun! ^^
Kaoru: *_*'
* by then, eight different female voices and either one or two little high
pitched voices could be heard, and they all seemed to be tired and climbing
up the well when suddenly.*
Sano: Look! A leg!
Kenshin: Ohh!!! It has a long sort of covered sandal on it, but it's not
a sandal!
Kaoru: It's one of those latest fads here-I think they call it "boot".
*Everyone then says in an E.T. sort of voice: "boooot!!"
The boot becomes a long leg, and then a shortish purple skirt, then a
white top, and arms and finally it becomes a little girl with shoulder-
length black hair. She looks around and freaks out.*
Little girl: ahhhh!! Where am I? This place is like- like- RETRO!!
This seems like the description of Japan in my school books!
* Sano, Kaoru, Kenshin, and Yahiko look at the girl puzzled, also, and
wonder of how they should approach her. In the mean time, three more girls
heaved themselves out of the well and they were all wearing the same type
of outfit as the first, but just in different colors each. One had long
blond hair and was wearing the outfit in orange, the other was much older
than the other two, had dark long green hair, and the same color outfit,
and the other was younger than the rest and all in pink.*
Yahiko: I get the pink one!
Kenshin: I get the green.
Sano: *hic! Hears more voices* and me the rest! *hic*
*now they knew their names; Setsuna, Rini, and Hotaru, and other were
progressively coming out; Serena who appeared to be the main one, Michru,
Amy, Rae, and Mina.*
Sano: *in a Gollum sort of voice* Mine! All mine!!
Kaoru: SHHHH!!! They'll hear you!
*but it was too late.*
Hotaru: Did you hear that?
*they huddle and decide to sneak up on the bushes and the people that they
thought were hiding in them. Step-by-step-by-step. The others were pretty
nervous and scared.*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~To be continued~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Chapter One
*~*~*~ Disclaimer: I do not own Sailor Moon or Rurouni Kenshin*~*~*~
WARNING: This is not a fic for hard-core fans of either shows unless you
want a laugh and get ready to flame 'cause it's my first ever Sailor Moon
let alone Sailor Moon/Kenshin crossover! But what the heck! I'm doing this
for fun!!!~*~
The story starts around the Kamiya dojo where even from two blocks down you
can hear Kaoru yelling at Sano for breaking an ancient vase of hers.
Kaoru: YOU- YOU MORON! This vase was given to me by Kenshin!!
Sano: Jeeze! It's just a vase!
Kaoru: JUST A VASE! JUST A VASE!
Sano: Yup *hic* you got that right!
Kaoru: You drunkard! Don't you have any self respect? OR RESPECT FOR
OTHERS' PROPERTY?
Sano: *singing like a baby* Pretty vase! Pretty vase! Vase goes BOOM! *he
stumbles and crashes to the floor.*
Kaoru: Pathetic! That dose it! He's not coming into this dojo anymore! *she
goes to a well, fills a bucket full of water, drags him outside and throws
the water on him*
Sano: ARRRR!! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA, MISSY?!
Kaoru: *points to the vase*
Sano: Oh. did I do that?
Kaoru: *under breath* he can't ever take account for his deeds.
OUT! OUT! I DON'T WANT YOU HERE ANYMORE!!
Sano: I'll get you a new one!!
Kaoru: It's *sniff* not the saaaammmeee!!! WHAAAA! *cries*
Sano: Ahhh. don't cry. I'm sorry!
* And then suddenly the well lights up and starts flashing in different
colors, and voices start coming out of it.*
Sano: AAAHHHH! Killer! That explains everything! You were the one!
In the well with the bucket (from the game 'CLUE')! You killed Hoppedy! My
toad! How- how could you?! Just a tadpole! *sniff*
Kaoru: It wasn't me, you moron! And anyways if it was, tadpoles don't talk!
Hurry! Hide behind the bushes over there! *points to bushes*
Sano: *confused* Uh. Ok!
*they hide behind the bushes and the voices become clearer*
A high pitched little girl's voice then says: "Uhg! Ouch! Where are we?"
Another lower, but still female voice answers: "Rini? That you?!"
A third voice cuts in: " Rini! Setsuna! You two made it! I got scared there
for a minute!"
* In the mean time, Kenshin and Yahiko respectively entered the dojo and
were beckoned by Kaoru to also hide behind some bushes to watch the show.*
Sano: Kaoru! How could you! Did you throw all the pretty girls in the whole
world into your well?
Kaoru: *whispers to the others* don't mind that dufus, he's drunk!
Yahiko: No. I think it's all the 'bad ladies' in town that are escaping
from jail!
Sano and Kenshin: Groovy! This is gonna be fun! ^^
Kaoru: *_*'
* by then, eight different female voices and either one or two little high
pitched voices could be heard, and they all seemed to be tired and climbing
up the well when suddenly.*
Sano: Look! A leg!
Kenshin: Ohh!!! It has a long sort of covered sandal on it, but it's not
a sandal!
Kaoru: It's one of those latest fads here-I think they call it "boot".
*Everyone then says in an E.T. sort of voice: "boooot!!"
The boot becomes a long leg, and then a shortish purple skirt, then a
white top, and arms and finally it becomes a little girl with shoulder-
length black hair. She looks around and freaks out.*
Little girl: ahhhh!! Where am I? This place is like- like- RETRO!!
This seems like the description of Japan in my school books!
* Sano, Kaoru, Kenshin, and Yahiko look at the girl puzzled, also, and
wonder of how they should approach her. In the mean time, three more girls
heaved themselves out of the well and they were all wearing the same type
of outfit as the first, but just in different colors each. One had long
blond hair and was wearing the outfit in orange, the other was much older
than the other two, had dark long green hair, and the same color outfit,
and the other was younger than the rest and all in pink.*
Yahiko: I get the pink one!
Kenshin: I get the green.
Sano: *hic! Hears more voices* and me the rest! *hic*
*now they knew their names; Setsuna, Rini, and Hotaru, and other were
progressively coming out; Serena who appeared to be the main one, Michru,
Amy, Rae, and Mina.*
Sano: *in a Gollum sort of voice* Mine! All mine!!
Kaoru: SHHHH!!! They'll hear you!
*but it was too late.*
Hotaru: Did you hear that?
*they huddle and decide to sneak up on the bushes and the people that they
thought were hiding in them. Step-by-step-by-step. The others were pretty
nervous and scared.*
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~To be continued~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~