"Good news, everyone!" The Professor exclaimed happily as he entered the conference room. He pushed a hover dolly in in front of him, on top of it a large box. "You get to deliver a large box!"

"That sounds like more effort than a medium sized box," Bender replied.

"Where are we delivering it to?" Leela asked.

The professor checked a clipboard he was holding as he straightened his glasses, "It says here you're delivering it to The Nimbus."

"So Zapp Brannigan ordered this?" Leela asked. The Professor nodded. "Oh Lord." She sighed annoyed at the thought of seeing Zapp again.

Nibbler stalked over to the box and sniffed at it curiously. He made odd chattering noises and hissed, then ran around in a small circle. Whatever was in the box, he didn't seem happy about it. No one noticed his strange little spaz attack, but he continued doing it.

"Can I sit this one out?" Leela asked.

"No, Leela!" The Professor said.

"Why not?"

"Did you not just hear Bender?" The Professor asked, "it's more effort than a medium sized box! All hands on deck! Plus I don't trust Fry and Bender alone on a normal delivery... let alone with a large box. Now shoo, pigeons!"

...

Leela looked incredibly unhappy as she piloted the ship.

Fry sized the box up, "what do you think's in it?" he asked.

"It's Zapp Brannigan so something perverted I'm sure." Leela said.

"Giant box... I hate exerting energy." Bender said, talking to the box. He was obviously drunk.

"Bender, stop drinking on the job." Leela said.

Bender gasped, "Box... you talk?"

Leela rolled her eyes.

"We should sing a fun song to pass the time." Fry suggested.

"...~My anaconda don't!~" Bender started.

...

They docked their ship on the Nimbus and Kif was there to greet them.

"Hi, Kif." Leela said.

"Hello," he said and signed for the box as Fry and Bender brought it out.

"What's in it, if you don't mind me asking?" Fry asked Kif.

"I have no idea." Kif said. "Zapp just told me he was expecting a delivery."

Kif led Fry and Bender into the control area where Zapp was so they could place the box down.

Zapp looked over, "Oh, where's Leela?"

"On our ship." Fry said.

"What's she doing there?" Zapp asked, "I wanted to say hi to her," he said sexually.

"She doesn't like you," Bender said.

"How is that possible?" Zapp asked.

"You're an asshole." Bender said.

"Enjoy your box," Fry said to Zapp as he and Bender exited and headed back to their ship.

Zapp got up and examined the box.

"So, sir, what's in it?" Kif asked.

"See for yourself," Zapp said as he opened the huge box.

The box opened and Kif let out a startled gasp as Zapp looked satisfied with the delivery. The box was holding a big, monstrous alien. It had black fur with yellow patches. It was probably a little smaller than a grizzly bear, but it had the body of one. It looked extremely muscular. It had a long tail and a face like a large cat. One eye was yellow and the other was brown with an intimidating gaze. It looked like it wanted to tear something apart.

"What is that!?" Kif asked.

"Our new guard dog." Zapp said.

"Why!?"

"I think the real question is why not." Zapp replied.

"The box doesn't even have holes! How did it breathe?" Kif asked.

"He doesn't need to breathe, breathing is for the weak. Why would I order a weak guard alien?" Zapp asked.

"Where did you even find it?" Kif asked.

"Online... I buy things off the Internet, I can't help it." The alien stepped out of the box and looked at Zapp. "Sit." He commanded. The alien did so. "He's also fully trained."

"Does it have a name?" Kif asked.

"His name is Gabe." Zapp said. "Imagine how much more intimidating I'll be with him by my side." He said and put a hand on his new pet's head.

Gabe stood up and walked towards Kif, sniffing him. "What's he doing?" Kif asked nervously.

"He's probably just curious." Zapp said.

Gabe then tried to bite Kif's leg, but he yanked it away with a terrified yelp. "Sir, I think it wants to eat me!"

"Don't be silly, Kif, he's an omnivore, he won't eat you." Zapp said. "You just need to get used to him. Gabe, come." Gabe walked up to Zapp. Zapp bend down on one knee and Gabe affectionately licked his cheek. "See? He's nice, you just need to show him who the master is."

Kif tried it, "Gabe, sit."

Gabe turned to him and growled.

"Yeah, you're not the master." Zapp said.