THE CALL OF THE WILD
Dean's never been one to take the easy option ...
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"We should buy a Christmas tree Dean."
"Nah, that's lame. A real man goes out in the wilderness and chops his own tree down."
"Dean, I'm not sure if you've noticed; we're in the middle of Kansas – not many coniferous forests around here."
"That's where having your own angel buddy is handy, Sam; Cas is gonna zap me to Alaska."
LATER
*ring-ring*
"Dean?"
"Hey Sam."
"Dean, how's it going? D'y find a tree?"
"Yeah, nice big one."
"Have you cut it down?"
"Not yet. Actually, we're stuck up in it."
"Uh?"
"Yeah, there's a hungry grizzly waiting underneath it for us."
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