Author's Note: I've seen a few of these, and thought it might be fun to try to do some of my own. You can suggest other cats in the Warriors series, or your OC's! Just tell me a bit about them.
I do not own Warriors. Also, the words in bold are not my own. Characters are a bit OOC.
The 12 Cats:
1. Kestrelflight
2. Sandstorm
3. Dustpelt
4. Swiftbreeze
5. Yellowfang
6. Sandgorse
7. Shrewclaw
8. Snowfur
9. Brightheart
10. Leafpool
11. Graystripe
12. Thistleclaw
1) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?
Kestrelbreeze. A little strange, but not a name that's awful.
Probably a WindClan cat.
2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2's first name and 3's last name?
Sandpelt. A little bit on the uncreative side, but I would name maybe a side character this. Probably a ThunderClan cat.
Bramblestar: From this day forth you shall be known as Sandpelt!
Sandpelt: You couldn't have come up with something just a bit more creative?
Bramblestar: Your warrior name is an honor.
Sandpelt: I know...but still!
3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name 2's last name)?
Yellowstorm. I'm so sorry, but when I hear that I kind of envision cats peeing everywhere so it's like a yellow rain storm...I'm so sorry, but I totally would make fun of this cat. I'm an awful person!
Probably a ThunderClan cat.
Bramblestar: From this day forth, Yellowpaw, you shall be known as Yellowstorm!
Yellowstorm: A decent name!
Cats: *Start peeing everywhere*
Bramblestar: A yellow storm! Everyone take cover!
Random Cat: Lemonade!
Yellowstorm: Never mind.
4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1's first name 5's last name) as the main character?
Kestrelfang. Kind of sounds like a horror story.
5) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?
Flightdust. Not exactly a great name...so maybe: From the dust of the past, a new hope will take flight.
StarClan Cat: That sounds like a cat named Dustflight will save us all.
Me: OH YEAH? I'D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY AND DO BETTER!
StarClan Cat: Um...the flight of fate will go up in dust.
Me: That sounds depressing and not happy.
StarClan Cat: NOT ALL PROPHECIES END HAPPILY.
Me: Most of them do. Just ask Firestar, Bramblestar, Dovewing, Jayfeather, and Lionblaze, to name a few cats whose prophecies went well.
6)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Breezestorm. Likely a WindClan cat with a black, gray, and white pelt. Probably a tom.
7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?
Dustkestrel. Their leader is really bad with coming up with names. Probably a ThunderClan, maybe WindClan. I'm going to go with ThunderClan just because I've established the fact that Bramblestar doesn't give good names (I think he does, but just for this).
Bramblestar: From this moment on, Dustpaw, you will be known as...Dustkestrel.
Dustkestrel: What kind of name is that? Couldn't you come up with something better?
Bramblestar: StarClan has chosen this name for you. Do you dare to defy their wishes?
Dustkestrel: ...
Dustkestrel: Could you send them a memo to change my name?
Bramblestar: Cats don't have memos. That's a Two-Leg thing.
8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Yellowfang and Dustpelt. I mean, it's not totally unreasonable, but he was less than a year old at the time, and she's probably like, quadruple his age, so it would be a little strange. But I suppose they have decently similar personalities.
I'm trying to figure out who would confess their love first...
Take one:
Yellowfang: Dustpelt...I've been meaning to tell you for a long time now...the moment I came into ThunderClan and lay my eyes on you, I knew we were destined to be together.
Dustpelt: ...
Dustpelt: You know you're a medicine cat, right?
Yellowfang: Yes, I know, but I love you anyway. You'd think I'd have learned my lesson from before...
Take two:
Dustpelt: Yellowfang...I've been meaning to tell you for a long time now...the moment you came into ThunderClan, I knew that I loved you with all my heart.
Yellowfang: ...
Yellowfang: You know I'm a medicine cat, right?
Dustpelt: ...
Dustpelt: Yes, but that shouldn't get in the way of our love!
If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
Brightheart, between Sandgorse and Swiftbreeze.
Neither cat is really in her timeline, although I suppose Swiftbreeze was pretty old when Brightheart was alive...I'm going to say Sandgorse, if I had to choose. But in my opinion, Palebird will be with Sandgorse, and Brightheart with Cloudtail.
Brightheart: And why do I only have to choose between those two?
10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Kestrelflight and Leafpool fighting over Shrewclaw. Hard to picture anyone arguing over that cat, because although he's obviously not evil, he's not exactly friendly...
Kestrelflight: Paws off Shrewclaw! He's mine!
Leafpool: You will never equal the love Shrewclaw and I share!
Kestrelflight: He doesn't love you like he loves me!
Leafpool: That's because he loves me and not you!
Shrewclaw: ...
Shrewclaw: As flattering as I suppose this is, you guys are both medicine cats.
11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Sandstorm and Snowfur. Well, that would be weird...I unfortunately can literally not summon enough creativity to find a universe where they'd every fall in love. Sorry.
Sandstorm: I have Firestar.
Snowfur: I have Thistleclaw.
Sandstorm: Don't know why you chose him, of all cats.
Snowfur: Just because you have, like, the ideal cat as a mate doesn't mean you need to make fun of mine!
Sandstorm: That's a fair point.
Me: Maybe there is some love between the two of them after all!
Snowfur and Sandstorm: No.
12) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
Shrewclaw walks in on Yellowfang and Leafpool making out.
Shrewclaw: YOU GUYS ARE BOTH MEDICINE CATS!
Leafpool: Never stopped us before.
Yellowfang: Shh! That's a secret!
Leafpool: Everyone already knows.
13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Swiftbreeze make out with Snowfur or slap Dustpelt? She'd slap Dustpelt.
Swiftbreeze: *Slaps Dustpelt*
Dustpelt: OW! What was that for?
Swiftbreeze: No reason. *Walks away*
14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?
Kestrelflight and Sandstorm. Not in a romantic sense. There might've been fanfiction that they both appeared in...but that probably doesn't count.
15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
Sandgorse and Snowfur. White and tan, likely. Not sure how they'd ever end up together...
16) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
Swiftbreeze uses a pickup line on Shrewclaw...poor Shrewclaw.
Swiftbreeze: You look like you need a little shrew to claw its way into your heart.
Warriors World: *Cringes*
Me: That was so bad!
Shrewclaw: Is it weird that I kind of found that hot?
Me: Yes.
Shrewclaw: Well, I can't use my medicine cat excuse anymore.
Me: Swiftbreeze, you are now the medicine cat of Thunderclan.
Swiftbreeze: But if I'm medicine cat, what about Shrewclaw?
Me: That is exactly why you are now medicine cat.
17) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
Dustpelt and Sandgorse are fighting. Who would Snowfur side with? Dustpelt, because they're Clanmates.
Sandgorse and Dustpelt: *Argue over something trivial*
Snowfur: Stop arguing, you two. Whatever's the matter, I'm sure Dustpelt's right.
Dustpelt: Ha! I told you!
Sandgorse: What about our kits, Snowfur?
Snowfur: The question was what would our kits like, not what do our kits look like.
18) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?
Sandgorse and Graystripe. Nope. Never. Probably never will.
Sandgorse: We're from different timelines.
Graystripe: Yes, and I have Silverstream and Millie.
Sandgorse: And I have Snowfur!
Snowfur: THERE WAS NEVER ANYTHING BETWEEN US, SANDGORSE. YOU HAVE PALEBIRD AND I HAVE THISTLECLAW.
Sandgorse: Thistleclaw will die in the near future.
19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Swiftbreeze. No...cranky, though.
Swiftbreeze: How rude! *Slaps me*
Me: OW!
Swiftbreeze: You deserved that. Now where is my Dustpelt?
20) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?
Thistleclaw and Snowfur. No problem there.
Thistleclaw and Snowfur: *Cat equivalent of kissing*
Bluefur: ...
Bluefur: I still wish she'd chosen someone else.
Sandgorse: NOOOOOO! MY LOVE!
Palebird: What about me?
21) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Brightheart? I'm sure there are, but I haven't read any.
22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Sandstorm and Sandgorse...I mean, not really, but they both do have sand in their name...
Sandstorm: Not enough to result in a relationship. And I have Firestar.
Sandgorse: Right! And I have Snowfur!
Snowfur: FOR THE LAST TIME, SANDGORSE...
23) 5/9 or 5/10?
Yellowfang and Brightheart or Yellowfang and Leafpool...I mean, technically speaking, both are sort of reasonable, but Leafpool wasn't alive when Yellowfang was...both are kind of weird.
Take one:
Yellowfang: From the moment I saw you, Brightheart, I knew we were destined to be together forever.
Brightheart: ...
Brightheart: You do realize you're a medicine cat?
Cloudtail: You will never have Brightheart!
Take two:
Brightheart: I've been meaning to tell you, Yellowfang, that I've loved you forever...
Yellowfang: ...
Yellowfang: You do realize I'm a medicine cat, right?
Cloudtail: I thought you loved me, Brightheart!
Take three:
Yellowfang: Leafpool, I know that I am no longer alive in ThunderClan, but I know that we were meant to be together anyway.
Leafpool: First off, you are dead. Second off, you're older than my dad. Third off, you are a medicine cat. Fourth off, I am a medicine cat. Sixth off, we are both medicine cats. Seventh off...
Yellowfang: My heart has been broken.
Take four:
Leafpool: Yellowfang, I'm not going to be vague about this...I love you.
Yellowfang: I know, I'm just so awesome! Am I your idol?
Leafpool: This did not go as planned.
24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?
Shrewclaw walks in on Sandstorm and Snowfur kissing.
Shrewclaw: Why does this always happen to me?
Sandgorse: What about me, Snowfur? Our kits?
Snowfur: OH MY STARCLAN, OUR KITS DON'T EXIST AND WE NEVER WERE A THING!
Firestar: Sandstorm, you have betrayed me.
Sandstorm: I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me...
Me: I thought Sandstorm and Snowfur said they weren't interested in each other...
25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.
Dustpelt and Leafpool.
Dustpelt knew that he wasn't supposed to love a medicine cat in the way he did. Leafpool didn't know why she found the brown warrior so enticing. But soon they find that though they walk two different paths, they're fates have been intertwined from the beginning.
26) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?
Kestrelflight and Snowfur. Nope, different timelines.
Sandgorse: And Snowfur is mine.
Snowfur: I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE.
27) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?
Shrewclaw and Thistleclaw. Maybe something like, the Misunderstood.
Shrewclaw: I am not misunderstood!
Thistleclaw: Neither am I!
Me: Fine. How about The Cats With Claws In Their Name Always Seem To Be The Mean Ones, With The Exception Of Brambleclaw.
28) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?
Leafpool...wow, I don't know.
Leafpool: Neither do I.
29) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?
Songfic about Snowfur. I don't know what song I would use, but if I made one up, the title would probably be The Best Sister.
Bluestar: She was the best sister.
Snowfur: Aw, thank you! You're so sweet!
Sandgorse: She's also the best mate.
Snowfur: CAN I GET A RESTRAINING ORDER ON HIM?
30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Kestrelflight, Sandgorse, and Thistleclaw. The title would probably be How Did These Cats End Up In The Same Story? The warning would probably be, please prepare for all the idiocy that will shortly ensue. This fanfiction causes minor heart attacks, break downs from excessive amounts of stupidity, and seizures from the sheer number of weird things. Read with caution and with 911 on emergency dial.
31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
Leafpool on Sandstorm. I don't know if I want to go there...
Leafpool: Hi, Mom!
Sandstorm: Hello, daughter!
Leafpool: My pickup line worked!
32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted,7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!
Kestrelflight and Shrewclaw are in a happy relationship (All the logic. This totally makes so much sense)
until Yellowfang runs off with Sandstorm (what? Firestar: You left me, Sandstorm!).
After Kestrelflight dumps Shrewclaw (Shrewclaw: NOOOO! Oh wait, I'm happy about that)
for Thistleclaw (Shrewclaw: I'm so much better than him!),
Sandgorse gets upset and retaliates by dating Thistleclaw (Snowfur: YES! HE'LL LEAVE ME ALONE NOW! Shrewclaw: Why is he so popular? Thistleclaw: Everyone loves me! Snowfur: Yes, I love you. Sandgorse: SNOWFUR IS MINE. Snowfur and Thistleclaw: GO AWAY.)
Alone and broken-hearted, Shrewclaw travels in search of a friend. Finally, Shrewclaw meets Leafpool and Sandstorm (Shrewclaw: They weren't alive when I was...).
The three loners meet Swiftbreeze, who tells each of them to look for love (Swiftbreeze: Like, I found my love Dustpelt. Dustpelt: Ferncloud is my mate... Swiftbreeze: DIE FERNCLOUD).
Leafpool finds Snowfur (Sandgorse: YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH. Snowfur: Oh my StarClan go away.)
Sandstorm gets Brightheart (Both: Okay then. Firestar: YOU LEFT ME, SANDSTORM!)
but Kestrelflight is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Dustpelt (Swiftbreeze: Now I guess I have to kill Kestrelflight too. Dustpelt: YOU KILLED FERNCLOUD?!)
and Graystripe. (All cats: Strange. Very strange.)
33) What trait would a cat with 4's last name and 7's last name have?
Breezeclaw. Fierce and determined, but pretty loyal to the Clan.
Dustkestrel: Breezeclaw is a weird name.
Breezeclaw: You're one to talk.
34) 4/8 or 4/3?
Swiftbreeze and Snowfur or Swiftbreeze and Dustpelt.
Swiftbreeze: DUSTPELT.
Dustpelt: You killed Ferncloud!
Swiftbreeze: I did what was necessary.
35) 9 and 5 got into a fight who would 8 side with?
Brightheart and Yellowfang are fighting. Snowfur would side with?
Ooh, that's difficult. I'm going to say Brightheart, because Snowfur sort of reminds me of her.
Brightheart and Yellowfang: *Argue over something trivial*
Snowfur: Stop arguing! Brightheart's right.
Brightheart: Thank you.
Snowfur: Why am I always the one to break up arguments?
37) If 3 found out 11 was a relation, how would 3 react?
Dustpelt is somehow related to Graystripe.
Dustpelt: We must be very distantly related.
Graystripe: Highly doubted because you share none of my awesome traits.
Dustpelt: And thank StarClan for that.
38) 4 and 7 had kits together; 2, 9, and 12. They were all part of 6's leader name Clan. 2 was best friends with 8, and eventually the two became mates. 9 ran away from the Clan with 1, leaving both 4 and 5, the cat who loved 9, heartbroken. 12 became mates with 3 and they had 10, who eventually became mates with 5. Later, 9 returned without 1, who had died a tragic death in the wilderness.
Swiftbreeze and Shrewclaw (Swiftbreeze: No! I want Dustpelt! Shrewclaw: Why is it always me?)
had kits together; Sandstorm (Sandstorm: Wrong. My father's Redtail.),
Brightheart (Brightheart: Totally wrong),
and Thistleclaw (Thistleclaw: I don't think we're related at all. Sandstorm: I don't have any siblings).
They were all part of Sandstar's (gorse) Clan (Sandgorse: Yes! I'm leader! Do you love me now, Snowfur? Snowfur: No).
Sandstorm was best friends with Snowfur (Sandstorm: Different timelines)
and eventually the two became mates (Sandstorm: How does that even work? Sandgorse: NOOOOOO! As leader of this Clan I command Snowfur to be my mate! Snowfur: Go away, Sandgorse. Firestar: YOU LEFT ME, SANDSTORM).
Brightheart ran away from the Clan with Kestrelflight (Kestrelflight: Why? I'm a medicine cat),
leaving both Swiftbreeze and Yellowfang, the cat who loved Brightheart (Yellowfang: Um, I don't think I've ever loved her, but okay...),
heartbroken. Thistleclaw became mates with Dustpelt (Swiftbreeze: Thistleclaw is the next cat to die... Dustpelt: I'm not sure if I feel very comfortable around you...)
and they had Leafpool (Leafpool: That doesn't even make sense),
who eventually became mates with Yellowfang (Shrewclaw: YOU GUYS ARE BOTH MEDICINE CATS!).
Later, Brightheart returned without Kestrelflight, who had died a tragic death in the wilderness (Brightheart: Aw, that's sad... Kestrelflight: I don't know whether I'm relieved or sad that I'm dead. Leafpool: Technically, you aren't dead, because this is just some weird story or something that isn't real. I hope, because otherwise Dustpelt and Thistleclaw are my parents...)
Author's Note: Okay, that was weird. I again apologize for cats being OOC. Anyway, I hope you guys found this funny! I know I did, but I have a strange sense of humor...
If you'd like to see certain cats in upcoming chapters, both canon characters and OC's (again, give me some details about them), then please let me know! Also, any scenarios for questions 32 and 30 that you have and would like to see done, let me know!
For those of you who are reading my other Warriors fanfiction, Finchkit's Journey, I will try to update as soon as possible! Likely December 26th.
Happy Christmas to you all! (I know it's a day early...)