Hey guys! This is just a one-shot I thought up and had to write! I would put it in my "Everything's OK With UsUk!", but I actually want people to read this. Sorry about the title. I couldn't think of anything else. I know I should be working on "I Love You", but I'm having writers block for that. I hate filler chapters! Anyway, enough of me rambling. Enjoy:3

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the idea!


"Arthur, I want a child," Alfred stated. Arthur looked up from the newspaper he had been skimming. They had been married for three years, and this was the first time Alfred had mentioned a child. It caught Arthur off guard.

"Really, Alfred? Do you think you're ready for that kind of commitment?" he asked sipping his tea. He had used his special teacup with the roses hand painted on the side for his Earl Grey.

"That's what you said when I asked you out. And when I proposed. Arthur, I'm ready. I've been thinking about this for a while." This also baffled Arthur. Alfred never thought about anything. Well, except whether to go to McDonalds or Burger King for lunch. Arthur always ended up picking though.

"If you're sure." Alfred beamed his baby blues shining brightly.


"I hope he's a hero," Alfred stated. Arthur looked up from his newspaper again, and he lifted up a bushy brow.

"Who?"

"Our son. Oh and I hope he doesn't have your stupid eyebrows. But he can have your sexy British accent." Arthur blinked his emerald eyes. Then he stared at his dirty blonde husband. He was still beaming.

"Alfred, you do realize I'm a man. I can't have kids."

"Then how are we going to have a child?"

"We'll have to adopt."

"OK whatever that is. Maybe we can adopt an English boy with normal eyebrows!" He was extremely excited now. And a little relieved.

"What are you saying? What's wrong with my eyebrows?" Arthur questioned hurt.

"Dude, they look like caterpillars." Arthur rolled up his newspaper and smacked Alfred on the head. Then he poured the rest of his tea on the idiot.

"Wanker." Then he turned and walked out of the room. Maybe he could get Kiku to pluck them for him…


What do you think? Ending sucks, I know. I don't know if I should continue. What do you guys think? I'm kind of wondering what's going to happen with Kiku and Arthur. Review and tell me your thoughts:)