So it was Az's (amaltheaz) birthday this past Friday and in case you didn't know, she's kind of fucking amazing. In fact, if you didn't wish her all a happy birthday, you should wish her a belated one now. This is her birthday present. I will admit, I semi cheated since I already had about 6 pages of this written but I wasn't motivated enough to finish it. But then I found out it was her birthday and I wrote six more pages and I love what it turned into. This is an extremely smutty, extremely fluffy future Faberry fic. It also involves Puck and Faberry babies, and one brief appearance of Santana. I actually like writing this so much, I may create a small 'verse around it but do not hold me to that. Oh, also Holly = Beth. I just sort of got in the habit of naming Beth something else if it isn't a Quick fic. *shrug* I could change it but I don't want to.


Her wife is kind of adorable.

Quinn sits on the porch swing next to Holly, watching as Rachel commands a group of little kids dressed as cowboys and Indians. She laughs to herself when Rachel puts her hands on her hips, staring down at one of Evan's friends. "In order to start the game, you must go over to the teepees."

"But I want to be the sheriff! I don't want to be a stupid Indian."

Rachel does her best to hold back her scowl (this little boy has been on her nerves since his mother dropped him off) as she reminds the kid that he can't be sheriff because it's Evan's birthday so he gets to be sheriff. "I would let you be a cowboy but you proved earlier that you can not be trusted with the cowboy boots."

"Momma, he can be sheriff if he wants. I'd rather be chief because then I get to run around with my shirt off and war paint. Plus I get an axe right?"

"Sweetie it's called a tomahawk. And are you sure? You were very excited about being a cowboy yesterday."

Her question falls on deaf ears she realizes, watching as her son puts his cowboy hat on that little punk's head before he tears his shirt off. His hands start to go for his tiny belt buckle and her eyes go wide.

"EVAN MICHAEL BERRY! Do not even think about it!" Rachel's eyes go to Quinn, grinning at the sight of her wife. She's in jeans and a plaid button up that matches the one their son just threw on the ground, black cowboy boots on her feet, and a dusty black cowboy hat on her blonde head. The silver belt buckle ties her outfit together and Rachel has never been happier about Evan's birthday party choice. Cowgirl definitely suits Quinn.

"Come into the house and we'll get you in Indian pants okay?" Evan runs up the deck steps to Quinn and the two go inside while Holly meets her on the grass.

"I think you should just let them play on their own Mom." They look around the backyard where all the other little kids have already started running rampant between the saloon and teepee village.

"But we were supposed to have a show down," Rachel pouts and Holly pats her on her back.

"They did all the other stuff you had planned. Just let them use up all their energy before it's cake and present time." Holly pulls her long blonde hair into a messy ponytail, stepping out of the way quickly as three little kids run past her. "Okay, I'm going back to the safety of the porch. I like this dress too much to let these paint covered kids ruin in." Rachel smiles softly and follows her, easing herself down on the swing as Evan pops out of the house.

"Now we match Momma!" Evan pounces in front of her, feathered headdress on his head, 'war paint' on his face and chest, fake tattoos on his arm.

"You look adorable baby!"

His face scrunches up. "I'm five now Momma. I'm not a baby anymore!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry. You look adorable Evan." Quinn chuckles as she closes the sliding glass door.

"Go play son. We're gonna cut the cake as soon as your dad gets here." Evan nods and runs down the stairs, screaming as he starts chasing the cowboys. Quinn squeezes in next to Rachel on the seat, sighing lightly as she takes off her hat, running a hand over the swell of her stomach.

"You make such an adorable cowgirl."

"Adorable is not the word I would use to describe how you look Pocahontas," Quinn whispers, causing Rachel to giggle.

"Gross! I've accepted that you two have sex but I do not need to hear your disgusting remarks that reference costumes you're wearing for your son's birthday party," Holly complains, scooting further away from the couple.

"Oh honey. I've had most of this costume for a long time. It's just a happy coincidence that it works for the party," Quinn answers, Rachel erupting in laughter at Holly's horrified face.

"YOU'RE TOO HONEST WITH ME," she shouts, standing up from the swing.

"It's from a Glee routine! Holly, come back!" The young blonde shakes her head and continues walking down the wooden steps to escape her mothers.

"You and Noah are going to give her a heart attack before she turns 16," Rachel laughs as Quinn relaxes in her seat.

"Noah has said far worse things," Quinn contests. "And I meant what I said about your outfit. You look sexy as hell Rach."

The singer's long brown hair hangs straight over her shoulders, a red feather sticking out of the faux leather headband. Her beige suede dress is secured over one shoulder, the fringe at the hem hitting right at her knee. Her tan skin is covered in fake tattoos (Evan had gone a little overboard when he was helping her this morning. "You need more tribal markings," he explained as he added another to her upper arm) and her collarbone was adorned with a blue necklace, resembling the one from the Disney movie.

She crosses her legs and the dress inches up a little higher, Quinn grinning deviously as she puts a hand on Rachel's thigh. "We'll have fun later. Right now we have a backyard full of kids. But thank you for the compliment," she says, dropping a kiss on Quinn's lips just as the sliding glass door opens.

"Baby mamas! I come bearing cake." The both turn to see Noah stepping outside, large pink box in his hands, a wrapped present under his arm. Rachel jumps up to help him, grabbing the cake from his hands as he bends down to accept the kiss she places on his cheek.

"CAKE TIME," she yells, followed by a roar of excitement from the dozen kids roaming their backyard.

"Thank you for picking up the cake. I thought Rachel was going to have a heart attack when she realized she didn't get it yesterday." Quinn finally gets off the porch swing and takes the present from Noah's hands. They kiss and he pats her tummy once they pull apart.

"DAD!" Holly jogs up the stairs, going straight to her dad for a hug. "Mom says it's time for pictures in front of the cake. I also think she's not going to give that one kid cake. He already stuck his finger in it," she remarks just as they hear Rachel lecturing the little kid again.

"Is this your birthday cake? No, it's not. I'm going to have a very long talk with your mother about your behavior today. Honestly, did you think it was a good idea to pull her hair so that you could get closer to the cake? That is extremely…"


With a huge sigh, Rachel lays back on the green grass inside the largest teepee they rented for the party. Her back hurts, she has paint all over her, and the tattoos on her arms are already cracking. Still she has a smile on her face because today was a good day and Evan looked really happy which is all that matters.

"Hey." She props herself up on her elbows, watching as Quinn crawls in to the teepee with a Tupperware container full of food.

"Kids gone," Rachel asks as she pops open the lid, grabbing a slice of homemade pizza and taking a bite.

"Yep. I made sure they had enough blankets and pillows and sent them with two whole pizzas and half the left over cake. I think that should last them the entire double feature. Noah said he'd bring them back around 1."

Rachel nods, watching as Quinn settles herself on to the ground next to Rachel's bent legs. "We can go inside if the ground is too uncomfortable," she suggests but her wife just shakes her head before she rests it on Rachel's knee.

"It's a beautiful night. We shouldn't waste it inside."

She tosses her half eaten slice of pizza back into the container and then moves the whole thing out of the way. "Today was wonderful," she sighs as she takes Quinn's hand in hers, thumb running over pale knuckles. "Our boy is five!"

Quinn smiles, a soft laugh escaping her lips. "He is. He's growing up fast."

"I'm glad we're having another baby. If we weren't, I'd be trying to convince you right now that we need to have one." Quinn rolls her eyes but lifts her head and drops a kiss against her wife's lips anyway.

"You'll be eating your words five months from now," Quinn mumbles against her lips.

"Hm. Somehow I think not. Evan was an easy baby."

"Evan was an okay baby. You're just blissfully unaware since I was the one who got up with him at night for the entire first month." Quinn presses her lips against Rachel's once more, feeling the brunette smirk against her.

"We agreed that if I carried the baby, you would handle the night shift for the first month. If you're gonna complain, you shouldn't have agreed to wet nurse."

Quinn pulls away, pushing the cowboy hat on her head back so she can look at Rachel properly. "I'm not complaining. I am simply pointing out that in five months you will be the one getting up in the middle of the night to have a baby latch on viciously to your boob."

"And five years from now, you'll be telling me how easy it was with this baby." Quinn shakes her head, blonde hair that's lightened from all the time they've been spending outside this summer swaying from side to side. "We can have more right?"

Quinn smiles. "Of course. We can have as many as we want so long as we have the money and our bodies can handle it." She lays her head back on down on Rachel's knees, hand rising to pull the brunette's headdress back in place.

"You think Noah would still be as hands on if we had 10 kids?"

She nods. "When I was pregnant with Holly he told me he wanted a big family. I think at first he just wanted to be able to prove that he was better than his dad but after Evan… I think he realized that Holly wasn't a fluke and that being a dad suited him, even with a situation as weird as this one. Besides, you saw how excited he was when we asked this last time."

"Who knew you picked such a great guy to knock you up at 16," Rachel teases, leaning forward to kiss Quinn when she smiles wider.

"So Mrs. Fabray, we have the house to ourselves until one in the morning. How would you like to make use of our time?"

"Well Mrs. Berry, I can think of quite a few things but judging by that bulge in your pants it looks like you already have an idea." Quinn notices how Rachel bites her lip, eyes more focused on the roundness of Quinn's stomach rather than her crotch.

"Only if you're okay with it Rach." During most of Rachel's pregnancy with Evan, especially in the first trimester, Rachel refused to use any sort of toy. She didn't want any used on her (which Quinn understood completely. It was her first pregnancy and it took at lot to get Rachel in that state. Her wife was a cautious girl and Quinn couldn't fault her for that) but she refused to use any on the blonde as well, especially now that she was the pregnant one. And it's not to say that their sex was anything short of amazing, but Quinn found it a bit irritating to ignore all of their toys for nearly nine months. And even though Quinn is out of her first trimester, Rachel still wants them to be very careful. Quinn has repeatedly told her that it'll be fine (she almost mentions that she's as fertile as a rabbit and has no problems getting pregnant but then she bites her tongue. Rachel had problems conceiving Evan and spent months crying about how inadequate she felt because of it) but she can see the fear in Rachel's eyes now.

"You are only four months along Quinn… I'm not really sure you should be doing so much just yet."

Quinn drops a kiss on to Rachel's knee, one of her hands softly dragging up and down Rachel's calf. "This isn't my first pregnancy Rach. When I was pregnant with Holly I did all kinds of things I really shouldn't have done and she turned out just fine."

"She's been in Algebra for two years Quinn… Our girl doesn't know math at all," Rachel points out and the blonde fixes her with a glare.

"Point is, I think I can have sex with my wife with a strap on and everything will be okay." They sit in silence and Quinn can tell that the mood is quickly going out the window. "I love that you're worried about our child but I promise you, it's going to be fine." Rachel turns her head when Quinn tries to look her in the eye, a pout evident on her face. "Baby… I miss being able to return the favor properly."

"Our sex life is fine without toys Quinn. At least I thought it was."

The blonde sighs and drops her head back down on Rachel's bent knee only to have the brunette drop her legs. "Umpf. Rachel!"

"Yes Quinn?"

The blonde pushes herself on to her knees and stares down at her wife. "All I want to do is fuck you like I fucking mean it while you're dressed as an Indian! Why won't you just let me do that?" Rachel blinks once and Quinn takes a deep breath as she puts her hands on her hips. "I love you and I love that you worry but we have an empty house and, damn it, we are having sex if only on principle before the night is over!"

Rachel blinks again before clearing her throat, eyes focused on a particular blade of grass beside her. "I'm fairly certain that our neighbors just heard your little speech." The brunette glances up and Quinn sees that she's fighting to keep a grin off her face. Quinn shrugs and Rachel reaches to grab a hand from her hip. "I'm sorry I've been difficult."

"I know you're concerned. It's just-"

"I know, I know." Quinn kneels down next to Rachel and the brunette ducks her head below the rim of Quinn's cowboy hat to kiss her. "Are you sure you want to do this out here?"

Quinn glances down at the watch on her wrist, her other hand absentmindedly stroking Rachel's upper thigh. "Well we have the teepees for two more hours. Might as well get our money worth."

Rachel grins, fingers looping through the belt loops on Quinn's jeans. "You sure you can get the job done in that amount of time?"

Quinn arches an eyebrow as her hand slips to the inside of Rachel's thigh. "Have you been going commando all day?"

"Of course not! There were kids here! But once they left and the saloon was picked up I went upstairs and ditched my panties." She cants her hips up just enough for Quinn's fingertips to brush against her wet center. Her wife quickly pulls her hand back, shaking her head as she tips her cowboy hat down.

"I can get the job done at least three times with all the time we have," Quinn answers cockily, middle finger going down and rubbing a tight circle against Rachel's clit. A moan escapes her lips and Quinn smirks as she pulls her hand back.

"If you're going to tease me like that then I don't think we'll have enough time for three rounds… At least not in the teepee." Rachel moves her hands to undo Quinn's belt, making sure to press against the fake cock underneath her wife's jeans.

"Well we could give the Petersons a show again," Quinn laughs, twisting a chunk of Rachel's hair in her fingers, watching as she pulls the toy out of the open fly.

"Do you know how much Mrs. Peterson would hate us? I'm surprised that she still speaks to us since Mr. Peterson waited until we finished to say anything and was clearly hard when he spoke to us." Rachel licks her lips before she takes the dildo into her mouth, head bobbing twice as her fingers work quickly to unbutton Quinn's shirt.

"I would've waited till we were done too. We look hot as hell when we have sex." Quinn groans and pushes Rachel's headband off so she can run her hand through Rachel's hair properly. She pulls at the chocolate stands when Rachel releases the toy with a pop, heat coiling in her belly when she sees Rachel's Cheshire grin. "Turn around." Rachel rises to her hands and knees, turning with ass in the air so that it faces Quinn. The blonde lets out an appreciative sigh, hands running over the smooth tan skin before moving to squeeze Rachel's hips. She slides a hand between Rachel's legs, two fingers slipping into her wife and pumping a few times before withdrawing. She uses the hand to fist the strap on, her other hand going to grip Rachel's hip.

She sinks into her wife quickly, smiling deviously when Rachel moans loudly, her head dropping down when Quinn pulls almost all the way out only to thrust back in faster than before. "Still nervous," she asks as she sinks her nails into the skin on Rachel's hip, her other hand moving to push down on Rachel's back.

"No," Rachel breathes out, groaning when Quinn buries the entire toy inside of her and stills for a moment. "I'm actually thinking of all the horribly unsexy jokes I could make about a cowboy taking an Indian." Quinn snorts which causes Rachel to laugh too, the brunette bringing a hand back to squeeze Quinn's wrist. She bends over and drops three kisses down Rachel's spine before she starts thrusting again.

She's a little surprised at how worked up she is already. She hasn't been pregnant in a long time (thirteen years to be exact) and she had forgotten how easily she was able to cum when she was pregnant. She can feel that pull in the pit of her stomach growing every time the nub on the inside of the strap on hits her clit, her sensitive breasts aching in the confines of her bra. But she has never finished before Rachel has, not during the entire eleven years they've been together and she's not looking to start now. She pulls Rachel's hips back with every thrust so that her wife is flush with her every single time. She can hear Rachel whimpering beneath her and she can practically feel the brunette tighten around the toy.

Rachel snakes a hand beneath her when she feels Quinn's right leg shift so that her foot is planted on the ground next to her hip. She starts rubbing her clit quickly, her eyes shut tight as she feels Quinn go deeper than she had before. Her hand clutches desperately at the grass beneath her as she rubs herself faster as Quinn thrusts into her one final time. "Fuck," she groans into her arm, trying her best to muffle what could have easily been a scream. She feels Quinn pull out before she sees a mess of blonde hair appear next to her. She looks over at her wife who's fallen on to her back, chest heaving as she tries to find some air. "You've never gotten off while wearing the strap on before!"

"I know," Quinn breathes out, eyes focused on the teepee above her. "As it turns out, I'm easy when pregnant."

Rachel giggles as she rolls on to her back. "Was I that easy when I was pregnant?"

Quinn nods, letting out a long breath through barely parted lips. "You were insatiable though so it probably didn't seem like it." She leans over and drops a kiss in Rachel's messy hair as she finally seems to get her breathing under control.

She feels a hand on the exposed skin of her stomach and she watches as Rachel sits up. "I hope you aren't all shaken up baby. I tried to tell your mother no but sometimes she just has to have me."

"We still have at least two more rounds to go. I said I could get you off three times."

Rachel rolls her eyes as she lays back down on the grass, not caring that she's probably getting tons of grass stains on her costume. "I am honestly surprised that you came," Rachel pants lightly, reaching blindly for Quinn's hand on the grass.

"If I remember correctly, I'm surprised I lasted long enough to get you off," Quinn laughs, turning her head to look at her now disheveled wife. "When I was pregnant with Holly, I could cum at the drop of the dime." She reaches to smooth back Rachel's hair, picking out a few blades of grass before gripping the shoulder of her costume and tugging the brunette closer.

"I'm sure Noah had a lot of fun with you then. It's almost a shame that he doesn't get to reap the benefits with these pregnancies."

Quinn shrugs the best she can in her position. "They kids definitely seem enough for him. Plus he doesn't usually have to do midnight runs for us, which is the best benefit ever because your cravings were ridiculous. But if you're feeling bad about it…"

Rachel shoves Quinn lightly while hooking her leg over her wife's jeaned hip. "I'm not suggesting a threesome with Noah. We should do something special for him soon though. Or try to set him up with someone. I don't want him ending up alone because he somehow feels tied to us." Quinn nods, half paying attention and half playing with the zipper of Rachel's dress. "Though we have to find him someone who is okay with the fact that we're figures in his life, even if we are lesbians… And someone who will be okay with us having more kids with Noah. Quinn, I'm trying to have a serious conversation with you," Rachel huffs when she hears Quinn unzipping her costume.

"I am 110% listening to you," she responds, pulling the single sleeve down her wife's tan skin. "Father's Day is coming up. We could go all out then?"

Rachel's face scrunches. "That's a cop out Quinn. We need to appreciate him more all the time." She pulls her arm out of the fabric, untangling her hand from Quinn's in order to push the dress to her ribs, revealing what she knows her wife is after. "But we do have to figure out what to do that weekend. I'd suggest camping, but you know how much I despise it."

Quinn's smile widens and she licks her lips as she cups Rachel's breast, thumb running over her hard nipple. "He hates camping with you anyway. Maybe we can go to the lake that Friday? Go to a baseball game one of the other days?" She twists Rachel's nipple between her index finger and thumb, biting her bottom lip when the brunette's leg grips her hip harder. "And we could potentially surprise him with a new guitar."

Rachel makes a noise somewhere in the back of her throat when Quinn runs her short nails over her breast. "I think a new guitar is an excellent idea," she breathes out, pushing Quinn's hand down impatiently. Quinn smirks, enjoying the game she started playing back when she and Rachel first start together. She'll wait until Rachel begins a long winded rant of sorts, then starts touching the other girl. She likes to see how far she can get before Rachel finally loses her train of thought. Usually Rachel last a decent amount of time, which is good because Quinn likes dragging their sex out when they have the time, and only twice has Quinn completely failed. The first time being when they were discussing buying the house they now live in and the second time being when both Holly and Evan were home sick with fevers. But, for whatever reason, she's giving in a lot sooner than she normally does, not that Quinn's complaining. "I can contact ONE guy from when I did Rent."

Quinn giggles when her wife's voice hitches, leaning forward to nip at Rachel's jaw. "And we could get the kids in on the design," she says into her skin, two fingers slipping into Rachel with ease. "Do you think he'd be able to finish it in time?"

Rachel shifts her hips anxiously, urging Quinn's fingers to move inside of her. "How hard is it to make a guitar?" She hitches her leg a little higher and pouts. "Quinn, you know that the more you tease me the more likely I am to just get up and leave."

"I know, darling. That's why we have a drawer full of cuffs and scarves. Roll over." With a tilt of their hips, Rachel's bare back hit's the cool grass, Quinn's fingers finally moving slowly in and out of her wife. "And guitars do actually take some time to craft. Especially a custom one."

Rachel rolls her eyes before a soft moan escapes her parted lips. "If we have enough money for a custom guitar, then we sure as hell have money to make sure it's done on time." Quinn trails down the column of Rachel's neck, biting hard at collarbone when she reaches it. She feels Rachel's hips can't upward before impatiently instructing, "More."

"You just got off. How are you this eager again?" Rachel's fingers tangle in Quinn's hair, pushing her down a little further. "I'm getting to your tits! This is why I restrain you."

"You've always known that I'm not patient, yet you constantly tease me! Think of how much sex we could have if you didn't draw it out." Rachel hisses immediately after she's done talking, looking down to see Quinn glaring up at her, hard nipple between her teeth.

She releases her grip as she thrusts harder, surprising Rachel when she adds a third finger on the second thrust. "When we need it to be fast, I can get you off in two minutes max." She moves her attention to Rachel's extremely neglected right breast. Her tongue darts out, circling the darker skin before sucking the hard bud into her mouth. She loves what pregnancy did to Rachel's chest. Quinn's boobs had shrunk back down to her very modest A cup when she stopped breastfeeding both times, but Rachel's never fully went back to her B cup. Instead, when they "deflated", they stayed in the C cup range.

(She can vividly remember standing next to Rachel in the bathroom of their old apartment, Santana on the other side of her wife. All 3 of them stood there quietly at first, poking at her boobs curiously. "Aren't they supposed to go back? Brittany's did and Q's already back to normal," Santana said, poking the side of Rachel's bare boob cautiously. "And you're sure you're done lactating?"

"I haven't leaked in 2 weeks but they're still here." Rachel frowned, cupping the boob Santana just poked. "They make all my pre-pregnancy shirts too short."

"I completely support their decision to stay this way," Quinn mumbled, poking Rachel's other boob just as Noah walked into the doorway, Evan in his arms.

"Are Rachel's boobs just up for grabs now?")

Needless to say, she's been thoroughly enjoying Rachel's "new" boobs for the past five years.

"You have never gotten me to cum in under 2 minutes," Rachel retorts, the laugh that carries in her voice quickly turning into a groan. She snakes her free hand between the two of them, toes curling as she starts furiously rubbing her clit. "I would love to see you try."

Quinn rolls her eyes, pulling off Rachel with a pop, her hand pumping faster than she had before. "I'm going to prove to you that I can as soon as I get you off now." Her arm is starting to burn from exertion and she knows that Rachel doesn't need much more because she's starting to clench around her fingers. She pulls out of Rachel, causing the brunette to open her eyes, the hand working herself slowing but not stopping as she groans "What the hell Quinn?"

The blonde swiftly grabs the leg that's hooked around her hip, effectively spreading Rachel a little wider and allowing Quinn to rise on to her knees. She grips the strap on in her other hand and pushes her hips forward, burying the entire toy in her wife quick and hard. She doesn't even try to hide the smirk on her face when Rachel claws into the grass beneath her, a whole slew of curse words spewing from her wife's lips. She continues to thrust slowly, doing her best to drag out Rachel's orgasm now that she isn't worked up enough to cum herself. "You look so gorgeous when you do that," Quinn murmurs as she leans down to leave a quick kiss on Rachel's lips when her hips finally still.

"Is that why I always seem to cum more than you," Rachel asks, wrapping her arms around Quinn's neck.

"Partly. If I could, I'd spend all day watching you make that face. Not that I don't enjoy your face all the time," she responds with a smile, tucking her head into the crook of Rachel's neck. "But you're also ridiculously bossy and impatient, so I think I just naturally try and get you off first now."

"You make me sound so selfish!" Quinn closes her eyes, releasing a small, content sigh when she feels Rachel's fingers start to massage her scalp. "Do we need a quick nap before round 3?"

Quinn shakes her head, effectively burrowing herself further into her wife. "I just need a minute. And you're not selfish… Not in this sense anyway."

Rachel rolls her eyes before softly asking, "Should you be on your stomach like this?" She feels the pout against her neck, followed by a grumble as Quinn rolls off her and on to her side. "I know you've barely popped but I just worry."

Quinn kisses the skin in front of her before pulling away from Rachel completely. "I love you for worrying. Even if it does ruin out post-coital cuddling." She stands up in order to shimmy out of her pants and discard the strap on. "Is it weird that we're doing this in a teepee we rented for our son's birthday?"

Rachel rolls on to her side, propping her head up on her arm as she watches Quinn strip down to the open plaid button up and the plain black bra beneath. "At least we're having sex on ground. It's just like we're in a tent! Now Santana and Brittany fucking in that bounce house at Mac's birthday party last year? That is weird… And I imagine slightly painful, what with the nakedness and rubber." Quinn snorts as she folds her jeans into a neat square before tossing them next to Rachel and sitting down on top of them. "And unsanitary. Little kids spend hours jumping in there, barefoot, and you just know throw up has probably been hosed out of it. Sure we're on grass but we're not sitting on it bare. And we haven't been jumping around all day nor are we covered in food like little kids always seem to be when they go into bounce houses."

Quinn nods and says, "Bounce houses are petri dishes of disease," just as Rachel opens her mouth to say the same thing. "I know. It's why we never rent them and why the kids go crazy when they go to a party with one. I would appreciate you getting naked now."

"I'm considering banning them from bounce houses… Or at least ones that look like the one Santana rented. Will you take off your bra," Rachel asks as she stands up, open dress falling low on her hips. With one wiggle of her hips, the fabric falls to the ground and pools at her feet.

Quinn shakes her head as she runs her fingers down Rachel's stomach, carefully outlining the only stretch mark her wife got during her entire pregnancy. "You won't even be facing my boobs so there's no point." Rachel's eyebrows scrunch in confusion. "I want you to sit on my face and I want access to your boobs when you do so."

"Well," Rachel exhales as she takes a step forward, lifting her leg so she can nudge Quinn's shoulder back with her foot. "Can't exactly say no to that can I?" She waits until Quinn is lying down comfortably before she straddles her wife's hips, earning her an arched brow. "After this can we go inside so I can return the favor?" She runs her nails over Quinn's stomach and chest lightly, fingers toying with the cups of the black bra when Quinn nods. "Because even though I love when you get in the mood to practically worship me, it does make me feel selfish. Besides, I think payback is in order for the teasing."

"Then hurry up and come here so I can prove that I can get you off in under 2 minutes and we can go inside."

"How're you going to time yourself," Rachel questions as she scrawls forward, kissing Quinn once on both eyes, cheeks, and her lips before placing her knees on either side of Quinn's head.

"Count for me."

"With Mississippi's?" She pushes back Quinn's grown out bangs so she can actually see what little of her body isn't hiding her wife and locks eyes with Quinn when she nods. "The moment you touch me, I'll start." Instantly, Quinn's arms wrap around Rachel's thighs, pulling Rachel down so she's nearly flush with Quinn's face. "One Mississippi," is paired with a broad stroke of Quinn's tongue over Rachel's slit, the blonde making sure to flick Rachel's clit before repeating the action. She can feel Rachel looking down at her and she probably thinks that Quinn won't manage to get the job done at this pace. Quinn figures it'll only take her a minute thirty so long as Rachel doesn't try to hold back. So she continues leisurely until Rachel gets to 25 Mississippi before sucking her clit into her mouth, one of her hands reaching up to palm Rachel's breast. Rachel tightens her grip on Quinn's hair at the sudden change of pace and she swears she can feel her wife smirk against her.

She's not sure how she manages to keep counting off the seconds because, even though she was trying to get under Quinn's skin (figuratively and, eventually, literally), she knows that her wife is 100% capable in getting her off quickly. They have two kids, Holly has been around for the entire span of their relationship for crying out loud, and it seems like the bulk of the time they have sex, they're always watching the clock and door. And right now Quinn is doing that thing with her tongue (where she alternates quickly between nibbling and flicking at her clit so that she can't find a rhythm before throwing her off again by returning to sucking completely) that when they do have time, usually makes Rachel cum on the spot. She thinks she honestly could have since she's already gotten off twice, but she refuses to give Quinn the satisfaction of finishing her in under a minute.

It's a little evil of her, especially since there's officially no space between her and her wife's mouth meaning Quinn could probably suffocate at any minute, but she doesn't want to pull a Finn Hudson. She tries really hard not to look at Quinn because she knows that as soon as she makes eye contact, she'll lose it. It's easy enough for a while, because she's so wrapped up in the feeling of Quinn tweaking her nipple and Quinn's tongue sliding in her that she doesn't think she could physically open her eyes. But as "65 Mississippi," slips from her lips in the form of a whine, she hears Quinn practically growl underneath her. The hand that still rests on her hip starts digging into her skin harder and she knows that Quinn is trying to get her attention but she remains strong and instead throws her head back as she grinds herself harder on her wife's face.

Quinn suddenly stops once Rachel gets to 73 Mississippi and it's enough to actually get her to look down (because she really doesn't want to explain to everyone that her wife may or may have not died while eating her out) even though Quinn's done this to her before. Stop touching her in order to get exactly what she wants and this time, it just so happens to be eye contact. The moment she looks down and sees Quinn's hazel eyes staring back at her through her long lashes, looking so fucking hungry, she's done. With one more twist of her nipple, one more flick of Quinn's tongue against her clit, she practically screams when she cums.

She slouches down and Quinn moves her arms to support Rachel from completely collapsing on her as she leisurely laps at everything Rachel has to offer. "Oh my god," Rachel gasps when she gets enough feeling back into her legs to move off Quinn.

"74 seconds. I am amazing," Quinn gloats with a smile, licking her lips as she turns to look at Rachel who is once again in a heap on the ground. "I think I could do that all day."

"You'd kill me. Or I'd probably kill you if you did," Rachel manages to get out, reaching over to attempt to wipe Quinn's face. Practically half her face is glistening and Quinn's tongue keeps darting out to lick her lips and it only makes Rachel groan again.

"I think the teepee people will be here soon." Quinn sits up, pulling her shirt closed but not buttoning it. "I'm gonna go throw some sweats on and then bring you some since I don't think you can make it up the stairs just yet." Rachel shakes her head, hands resting on her belly as she tries to get her breathing back to normal. Quinn hovers over her with a smile. "I love you."

"I love you too." She pulls Quinn down for a kiss, tasting herself on Quinn and her own cheeks get a little wet since the blonde has yet to clean her face.

Quinn crawls out of the teepee, pulling her shirt down to cover her ass (Rachel enjoys the sight of it falling a little short) and holds it closed in the front. Then Quinn takes a step to the side and all she can see is Quinn's foot when she stops. "Oh," she can hear Quinn say. "Hello Mr. Peterson."

Rachel throws her hand over her face. She really wishes Quinn would've at least put on pants or wiped her face before she got out of the teepee.


Quinn's already asleep by the time Noah comes back home with the kids. It's to be expected because she's pregnant and Rachel completely wore her out once the teepee had been picked up and they went inside. It makes her feel a little bad though, because Quinn always sees the kids when they go to sleep but Rachel doesn't have the heart to wake her.

She meets Noah at the door, Evan completely passed out in his arms. She smiles fondly at the sight of her son and his father, rising on to her tiptoes to give Noah a kiss before kissing the back of Evan's head. "He was out 5 minutes into the second movie," he tells her and she laughs quietly.

"Where's Holly," she asks and he nods to his trunk where she sees Holly passed out against the passenger side window.

"The ride home it what did her in. Sometimes it amazes me how much that still works with her."

"Aren't you going to wake her?"

He shakes his head as he hands her the blankets under his free arm. "I'll carry her up too."

"Noah, she's 13. She's much too big for that."

He rolls his eyes that reminds her so much of Quinn it's ridiculous. "I'll carry her up," he repeats and she sighs as she nods. She goes out to his truck to grab the rest of the blankets while he goes upstairs to put Evan in his bed. It's hard for her to reach into the bed of his truck but she manages to grab everything with out being too loud. Before she knows it, Noah is back outside too, carefully opening the door on Holly's side.

The young girl jolts awake and he shushes her before picking her up. She watches as Holly melts into his arms, eyes already closed again by the time her head hits his shoulder. He laughs under his breath as he presses a kiss into her hair before quietly asking Rachel to lock his truck for him. She follows him up to Holly's room and watches as he gently puts her into bed, Rachel stepping in to throw one of the lighter blankets in her arms over her daughter.

"Evan in his room," Quinn yawns from the doorway, causing both brunettes to look back at her.

"Quinn, go back to bed," they say at the same time, causing her to glare tiredly at them. She ignores them, pushing past the both of them so that she can kiss Holly's forehead.

"I want to say goodnight to my babies," she whispers as she brushes Holly's hair back, her daughter curling up in a tighter ball. She smiles before turning back to face them, both looking entirely too awake for 1:30 in the morning. "I'm glad that our kids have sleeping patterns like me."

Rachel laughs before she can catch herself and Holly makes a noise that prompts them to leave the room. She and Noah wait in the doorway of Evan's room, instead watch as Quinn repeats the process with her son, except Evan actually wakes up when she kisses him. "I'm five Momma," he mumbles and they can both see how wide Quinn's smile gets.

"You are! Did you have a good birthday son?"

He nods as he grimaces at the taste in his mouth. "It was the best birthday ever."

"I love you son." He's already back asleep and Quinn pulls the covers up a little higher before walking to join the two other people she's decided to become a parent with. "I know it's not late but crash on the couch," she asks before she leaves a peck on Noah's lips.

"It's only 1:30 Q. I live 5 minutes away," he tries to reason but she's already shaking her head.

"I'll feel better knowing you didn't drive home this late. I'll make you waffles in the morning and everything." Her arms slip around Rachel's waist and she presses a kiss right behind Rachel's ear. "Go sleep in the guest room Noah. Wife, please finally come to bed."

They both sigh and nod which makes Quinn smile again. "I love having the entire family in the house. It reminds me of when Evan was a baby," she says as Noah heads down the hall to the guest room, she and Rachel walking back to their bedroom. "We have a really amazing family Rach."

Rachel hums in agreement as she kisses Quinn's cheek. "Go back to sleep before you get cranky."

Quinn huffs as she sits down on her side of the bed. "I do not get cranky."

"Just like you don't snore."

"I do not snore," Quinn protests right before she yawns. "You're the one who snores. You drool everywhere too."

"Quinn, go to bed." She can tell that Quinn still wants to fight but her head hits the pillow and suddenly she's less inclined to keep the conversation up. "Love you."

Quinn's arm wraps around her waist again, pulling her flush against her front as she mumbles, "Love you too." before she starts snoring lightly.