Mixed Up, Tossed About, and Sent To Fight Evil
by Mobygirl21 and EppogirlXDXDXD
The Baudelaires were sitting in the back of Mr. Poe's car, on their way to stay with their aunt Alice.
They finally arrived after four whole months of driving. Well, actually, it was four hours, but it still felt like months stuck in the darn car with nothing to do! They walked up to the apartment door and knocked, and Alice finally creaked open the door to meet them.
"'Sup, relatives. I was just about to leave for work at the zoo, so we'll have to go there now, sorry that you guys can't go to your rooms first and get settled. Now follow me," she said in a bored tone. (because she's ALICE!)
So, they headed off to the zoo. The siblings ran to look at the penguins first. When they approached the habitat, Violet tied her hair up with her blue (I think) hair ribbon, randomly thinking about a way for her to create a system that would feed all the animals, so the zoo keepers would only have to take care of the sicknesses, clean the pens, and guide tours.
Klaus watched the penguins perform their cute and cuddly routine. Sunny just gnawed on the stick she was holding as Violet carried her about.
Little by little, all the other visitors left, and they were the only ones still watching the penguins. "Look at the tall penguin swimming, Sunny!" Violet whispered and pointed.
"Skippah'? What do you think the girl is whispering about?" Suddenly, they heard someone with an English accent, and it was coming from... The kids' eyes bulged out of their heads, staring at the PENGUIN that was TALKING!
"No idea...for all we know it could be an evil plan to destroy the world! Kowalski, keep an eye on them!" The flat headed one ordered.
"Yes, sir," replied the tall penguin called Kowalski that just jumped out of the water.
"Kaboom?" The one with the Mohawk asked eagerly.
"No, Rico, we are not going to blow them up unless they're spies... Which, they very well could be, but still, no blowing them up until we're sure," Skipper replied.
"Awwwww..." Rico looked disappointed.
"Skippah', why do you think they're staring' at us like we are ghosts?" Private asked staring right back at the Baudelaire kids.
"Wait, can you understand us?" Kowalski asked immediately figuring something out, turning to the kids.
The kids nodded in shock. Except for Sunny, she just kept gnawing on her stick.
"Uhhhh... Why is she gnawing on a stick?" Kowalski asked, obviously freaked out by the fact that a 3-year-old was chewing a stick.
"She likes to bite things," Violet explained.
"I like your azure hair ribbon," Private complimented.
"It helps her think about her inventions," Klaus explained.
"I-inventions?" Kowalski flustered.
"Yeah, why?" Violet replied.
"Well, you two sure will get along," Skipper smirked, stating the obvious, and suddenly motioned a message to Rico with his flippers.
Suddenly the kids felt something slick on the base of their necks after noticing Rico was gone, then all three blacked out.
OK, I have a confession to make. Mobygirl21 and Tonygirl21=The same person. I just made another account because we got a new email and I was bored, plus I wanted to beat the FF.N system. I'm an only child. There. I admited it. Also, this is a crossover of Monsters, Inc, A Series of Unfortunate Events, ad Penguins of Madagascar, and the Monsters, Inc. charecters will be coming into one of the futurechapters, but we couldn't figure out a way to get them and the ASOUE charecters in also. And, no, it's not the book version, it's the movie version of ASOUE.