Disclaimer: I do not own Air gear the Musical or any of the characters….But I do own Shen the cat ^-^
Hamlet wants a cat of his own, Macbeth says no, what will happen when our little Hamlet brings home a stray?
"Macbeth ppppllleeeaaassseee!!!???"Hamlet whined as he followed his lover into the living room.
"For the last freaking time no are not getting a god dam cat!" Hamlet ducked his head as he knew Macbeth had put his foot down on the matter as his fist were clenched into balls and his body shook.
"Fine! I'd be scared to death to even leave an animal in the same house as you!" Hamlet huffed loudly and stormed out of the room. Macbeth sighed and plopped down onto the couch, he didn't like saying no to Hamlet, but he just wasn't a cat person.
"I mean if we could get a bulldog or even a freaking lab…."Macbeth grumbled on, as he tried to think of a solution to this. There land lady had a strict set of rules and one of them was 'no pets over 20 pounds'.Just deciding Hamlet would cool down after a while, Macbeth fliped on the T.V. and was soon sucked into his own little world as watched the game.
-Back with Hamlet-
"Stupid Macbeth, being such a stuck up jerk…"Hamlet had decided to go and see Juliet, to see if he wanted to go shopping before he had to run home to make dinner for Macbeth. He knocked on the Star-crossed lover's door, not two minutes later it was flung open and Hamlet was hugged by the infamous Juliet. Juliet and Romeo had been leaving with each other for a good four years by now, while Hamlet and Macbeth only two, Puck was all by himself....
"I'm so sorry Hamlet, but it seems I can't go! Something popped up and well…"Juliet looked guilty as he tried to explain to his friend that Romeo had surprised him with a short vacation announcement right after Hamlet had called.
"Oh…its ok Juliet I understand"Hamlet smiled sadly, Juliet bite his lip as he saw the look on the Drama star's face.
"Listen Hamlet….I know Macbeth can be a pain at times, but good fortune smiles down on those with patience…."Juliet took his friends hands in his and squeezed them. Hamlet smiled this time, abit more happier at his friends reassurance.
"If that's true then I hope the gods are smiling down on me, I'm going to need all the help I can get trying to deal with that man."Both of the boys bid a final farewell as Hamlet left, wishing Juliet and Romeo a good time on there vacation.
As Hamlet walked down the street back home, he couldn't help but sigh. He loved Macbeth to death till them part, but sometimes that man could be such a wet blanket!Speaking of wet blankets…it was just Hamlet's luck that it started to rain.
"Of all times!?"He shouted up into the sky, there was a crack of thunder and the rain fell. "The gods hate me..."
Seeing no point in the fact he was now soaked, Hamlet trudged home, you could see his sulking from a mile away. Two blocks from his and Macbeth's apartment, an annoying faint sound caught Hamlet's ear, he figured it was just the rain he kept on walking, the sound was getting louder?It was the sound of a cat meowing….
Hamlet found the alleyway where the meowing was coming from, it was dark,muddy, and stunk like something had just died. His instinct was to walk away but, Hamlet walked down the cluttered alleyways, carefully picking his way through trash and other horrible things . At the back of all this, was a soaked cardboard box,the meowing was coming from inside, he squatted down and peered into the dark box…..his face light up like the sun itself.
~Back to Hamlet and Macbeth's apartment~
Macbeth jolted awake as he heard the front door slam shut.
"Hamlet?"He asked groggy eyed and still half asleep.
"Ya its me, I'm going to start dinner soon!"Hamlet shouted from the kitchen.
"Let me help you, you've been on you feet all day.."Macbeth offered, he raised an eyebrow as Hamlet said in a panicked voice that it was ok. There was somthing fishy here going on here,ignoring Hamlet's suggestions to go back to his nap Macbeth got up and walked into the kitchen.
"Ok what are you hiding from me Hamlet?"Macbeth asked spaciously as he saw his lover fidget in front of the sink.
"I-Its nothing really Macbeth, I'm just a little soaked and didn't want you to come in and slip or something!"Hamlet gulped as Macbeth walked closer to him until there noses were literally touching.
"Your lieing…."Macbeth sing songed in an eerie tone,he could feel Hamlet's knees clanking together, something was defiantly up. Both froze as a small meow came from behind Hamlet….in the sink.
Before Hamlet could come up with an excuse, Macbeth looked over his lover's shoulder and saw his worse nightmare…..all hell broke lose at that moment.
The cat let out a screeching yowl as Macbeth lunged at it, missing it by an inch. The creature dashed in and out of different rooms with Macbeth on its tail. With a last lung Macbeth had pined down the creature and held it up by its scruff,he stormed to the balcony. They lived on the second story, they would probably be hearing from there neighbors downstairs in the morning. He through open the sliding door and walked onto the soaked balcony, it was still raining cats and dogs….well at least cats here in a second.
"Macbeth what the hell are you doing!!!??"Hamlet hollred as he saw Macbeth hold the poor cat over the side of the balcony.
"I'm about to take out the trash!"He shouted,but before he could even let go of the cat's scruff a force knocked him lost his grip on the cat and it bolted back inside at a speed Macbeth thought was impossible for that scrawny thing. Finally looked at what had mad him crash to the floor, it was Hamlet?And he was…sobbing?But before Macbeth could even ask 'what the hell?' Hamlet looked up at him, tears streaming down his eyes or were those just rain drops?
"Dammit Macbeth, his just a cat!He never did anything to you yet you act like his a monster!If I was a cat would you through me out like you almost did him!!??"Hamlet sobbed,a little ping of guilt finally found its way to Macbeth's heart.
"No I would never through you out Hamlet…you and that mangy cat are totally different stories…."
"Oh please, why should I believe that?"Hamlet sobbed, he finally got off of Macbeth and was sitting there in the cold rain, crying his eyes out. Macbeth crawled over to Hamlet and tilted his chin so they could look at each other.
"Because…I love you…"Macbeth quickly embraced Hamlet, they sat there in the cold rain, but now it didn't seem as bad.
"And…fine the cat can stay…."Macbeth laughed as Hamlet glomped him and started to kiss him passionately.
"Oh thank you Macbeth!Come on lets go inside, were soaked to the bone!"Hamlet kissed Macbeth one last time before the two went inside to change into some nice dry clothes.
~2 hours later~
"Shen! Shen where are you?"Hamlet called as he searched the apartment for the poor cat he had brought in, but no luck since Macbeth had dropped him, neither of them had seen tail or whisker of the cat.
"Found him!"Macbeth called from the guest room. Hamlet came in to find Macbeth on all fours looking under the bed. He joined him and that's when he saw the wide eyed Shen hiding under the bed.
"Come here Shen, Come here boy. No ones going to hurt you…."Hamlet cooed trying to get the cat to come,still the beast wouldnt.' With a treaty over a piece of chicken fat, the cat came out and purred contently as he laid in Hamlet's lap licking his lips after gulping down the chicken.
"I'm going to go start dinner OK?Can you make sure Shen doesn't scratch up the couch, Macbeth?"Macbeth nodded and watched as his lover walked out of the living room and into kitchn. He the plopped back onto the couch and turned on the T.V., the game was on again.
Just as he was really getting into it, Shen jumped onto his lap and started to rub his cheek on Macbeth's cheeck. The cat was purring so loudly he couldn't hear himself think and the whisker's were in Macbeth's way of watching the game.
"Dammit cat, move…"Macbeth hissed and shoved Shen off the couch 4 minuted later the dam cat did it again, Macbeth was starting to get pissed now.
"Get off and stay off!"Macbeth glared at the cat before shoving him off the couch let out a relaxed sigh as he saw the cat walk out of the his sight, all was right with the world once was again. That was until something latched onto his head so hard he could have swore it was punchiring his brain! Macbeth let out a holler of pain as he jumped up off the couch and grabbed what ever was latching onto his head, it was that dam Shen!
"I swear I ought a-!"
"Gasp!Macbeth what are you doing!?"Macbeth stopped his fist as he saw Hamlet standing there in the living room doorway with an apron tied around his waist.
"B-But he… and the claws….and and!"
"And here I thought you'd be nice!"Hamlet stormed over to Macbeth and snatched the innocent looking Shen away from him. Shen let out a hurt meow, it sent Hamlet into a caring mother side Macbeth had never seen. But stopped his gawking as Hamlet turned on him, Shen still in his hands.
"I hope you happy! Poor Shen is scared to death now! Just for that your sleeping on the couch tonight!"Hamlet turned on his heels and stormed out of the living room, Shen resting on his shoulders. Macbeth's eye twitched as he could have sworn the cat had just winked at him, did he hit his head on that balcony a little too hard?
Hehe as you can see Macbeth is not happy about our little Shen at ALL!What will happen next time on "My little Shen" Please Rate and review!
OMFG! I reread this after who knows how long and it sucked, S-U-C-k-E-D! Luckly i hopefuly fixed any erros in this dam thing, if you see any mistakes then pease by all means comment, but also be nice? For little Shen?