Fairy is Fairly Inaccurate
Summary:
Part of the "Cousins a Couple Times Removed" universe. During the year with Dean between Season 5 & 6. Gay guys, fairies and extraterrestrials…I think you know where this is going but really, Dean brought this on himself the moment he decided to open his mouth
Disclaimer:
I do not own Dean or any concept from Supernatural.
When they first shared a suite and Amarilla and Azul admitted to always sharing a bed he thought maybe the two were together. But only maybe. Because unlike guys he knew two chicks sharing a bed wasn't that big a deal. However, it was when things started adding up that he felt the need to bring it up; things like cuddling on the couch or one having an arm around the other as they watched TV on the couch, the way one would occasionally stroke the other's hair without really realizing it or nuzzle into each other's neck when they were lying on the couch, nearly asleep and wrapped around each other. Hell, they even held hands sometimes and once in a while pressed a kiss against one another's head or forehead. So naturally, he didn't think anything of it when he opened his mouth and said, "Come on you two fairies, we don't have all day to pack up."
The blonde had simply raised a brow at him before continuing to pack while Azul had narrowed her eyes at him. "Fairies? That's fairly inaccurate, don't you think?"
Dean frowned. "Well, I just thought you two were-"
"First of all, there's a reason gay guys are referred to as 'fairies," she said the last word with air quotes. "It's because anyone typically taken by fairies usually have to service the king and that tends to include sticking a certain something in their captive's asses."
His eyes went wide. "Wait, what?! What are you-" He sort of frowns in disbelief. "Fairies are real?"
Zul rolled her eyes.
"Of course fairies are real," Amara answered with an amused grin. "Though I suppose the majority of the population refer to them as extraterrestrials."
Dean stared at them with his what-the-fuck expression.
"Where did you think the whole UFO idea came from anyway? You should know by now every legend or myth is based on something real," the black-haired woman pointed out.
He blinked. Now that was actually a scary thought. Then he pushed the thought away. "Fine, you're not 'fairies," he air quotes while rolling his eyes. "But you two are together, right?"
Mar tilted her head and asked, "What made you think that?"
Dean frowned. "You just-" His frown deepened. "You guys- Ugh! Forget it!" He grumbled, walking outside to put his stuff in the Impala.
When the door closed the two women started laughing.
After finally calming down Amara grinned at Azul and told her, "You can't really blame him considering that cream addiction you've had lately."
Blue eyes narrowed. "Don't you start now."
Her grin widened before she leaned over and pressed her lips against the other woman's forehead. "I wouldn't dream of it my little brownie."
Zul grumbled as the blonde grabbed her stuff and left the room. Great, just great. Now she was going to have to endure Amarilla's fairy comments for weeks! Grabbing her stuff she immediately began plotting her revenge on Dean for even bringing up the topic in the first place.
Coming Soon:
The Reason Why
Summary:
Dean asks why they went through all the trouble of helping him and the answer is nothing he would've guessed. And honestly, it's a conversation he's going to convince himself never happened