Cenkris' 15th Lover

With thanks to:

Zen

Marcus Beemaster

Markus Grant

Kamikaze

Harvain

Vixen

Jack Bandy

Cosmo

And of course... CENKRIS AS LEADING ROLE LELELELE

I'm sorry...

A long time ago in a trench far far away there was a sexy texy colonel and he was lokin through his spiglass wen he went "BEES, BEES, men make dead bees not alive!" And Jack Bandy went and was stung by dem many tims cuz he liked pork sausage 2 mush.

Cosmo was in de thik of de batul wen he saw de main enemy and sed "if i must do this i might die but that is ok cuz i am alive" and he drew his sord but SUDDENLY a bee stung him in the sid and he fell ded.

thru cenkries spahglass he sighted de leeder, marcus_J with his army of BEEEEES wich hurt very muchly cosmo will agree on that but sudenly cenkris thru his wepon with much thrust and it hit marcus j in the hed and he was made ded 2.

Harvain was very hapy de bees wer for nother day but SUDDENLY he was stabed wen he was typing gg and leave by a member of the 69th brigade, Zen walked to his dieing body and cradld him in his arms and Harvan sed 2 him "Zen, you am now colenel, enjoy" and then he died, Zen then used his power as colenel to ban jack bandy and save the fron the bees.

END OF CHAPTER ONE.

CHAPTER TWO, MIDUL OF BATLE WERE LOV HAPENS

"Jack i don think we should do this i am pure" sed Cenkris as jack bandy was standing next to him aiming his tool in the saym direction but PLOT TWIST it was not sexual it was just preparing to shoot a volley in a line u hav dirt mind out now, CENKRIS FIRED SHOT IN ALL CAPS but mised and he was sad and he askd zen for help as zen was a rely strong guy and zen sed "lets go to secret playc and you can tel me everything ther" as they left vixen saw them and was not happy so she folowed them sneakily.

Zen was in the sneaky hole with zenkris and cenkris sed "i mised now nobody lov me ever" and zen hugged him and sed "mebody lov you ever" qand they loked into eachothers eyes and moved in for kiss wehn SUDDENLY vixen apeerd and sed to cenkris "i luved you but now you betray, you die now!" and they engaged in epic combat to DETH and zen sat there crying and then after a big explosion the snoke cleerd and they wer both ded by exploding, zen cried for both and cried more then stopped crying and sed "Bees have bad day not today but tommorow and fell asleep using Cenris as blanket.

END OF CHAPTER 2

CHAPTER 3, EPIC END BATL

"KEEP SHOTING MEN" shouted Harvain as he held off bees from ether side of him, Markus grant went "Mwuahahaha you have no hop of stoping the BEEEES" then he was stung by one and he was allergic and now he dead quickly, KAMIKAZE was quick to atak but then SUDDENLY from behind a bee ran right for him and he doged but not by much and he was hurted and he was dying and zen ran to him with tears in eye and kamikaze sed to him "you must defeet evil space wizard!" and zen nodded and ran to evil space wizard summioning bees from another universe with lots of bees in it and wen he turned zen was shoked as it was not what he thought it would be.

IT WAS CENKRIS, he was the evil space wizard and zen sed "no how did this hapon, i loved you" and CENKRIS smiled and sed to zen "I am evil spehs wizard and i have taken your wepon you hav no hop of defeating me now mwuahaha" but the SUDDENLY Marcus with a C hit him with sharp wepon and then fell to ground and so did EVIL CENKRIS, marucs turned and sed to zen "bees now use to make honey and nice thing not stabbing people with allergic to them thats not very good" and he died with a cough.

END OF CHAPTER 3

EPILOUGE

ZEN proved to be great leeder of 15th and stoped all bee invasions with help of maruc with a c, earth now happy place thankl you for reading.

I'm sorry...