When Harry Potter meets Spongebob and Inuyasha
(Written by my friend and I. We do not own SpongeBob Harry Potter or Inuyasha)
Harry Potter ran through the hallways. He was late for Snape's class again. Harry rounded the corner and slipped on a gift Mrs. Norris left for the unwary. He snarled and mumbled something vicious. A bright yellow shape came into his line of vision. It was a spastic square sponge gasping uncontrollably. Harry quickly grabbed his wand out of his coat pocket and pointed it at the monster.
"Waterrrrr" it moaned
Harry flicked his wand and a glass of water appeared. The sponge drank it down greedily and offered his hand for a shake.
"Hi, I'm Spongebob Squarepants!"
Harry took off his glasses and cleaned them sure that this was some kind of charms class illuison. It wasn't.
"I'm Harry Potter" he replied
As soon as that crisis was over another began. A loud yell erupted from the corrider.
"Iron Reaver Soul Stealer!!!"
The wall next to Harry collapsed. He turned quickly wand at the ready only to see a human?
"Drop your pathetic sword now you weakling!" it yelled.
Harry sighed
"IT'S A WAND!" he yelled his frustration finally getting the best of him. Not only was he late for Snape's class if anyone found these 'things' he would be sent to the hospital ward and miss his Quidittch match of the year.
"Who are you?" Harry asked
"I am Inuyasha, The Great Half Demon! Here to find the Shikon Jewel"
Harry didn't have the time for this. He started walking to Snape's class determined to ignore these freaks of nature. He walked in Snape's room a second to soon. Ron's new wand was now malfunctioning and Harry almost got hit for the second time today, this time by a cauldron.
SpongeBob and Inuyasha walked in and Inuyasha started talking.
"Which one of you measly humans have the Jewel?"
Abrut silence greeted him. Spongebob ran over to Snape and hugged him
"Squidward!! I've missed you!"
Harry wanted to die. This was going to be a long day.