10 Things I Hate About You

One-Shot

A.N/: Two stories in one day! (I didn't actually get All The Small Things up until 12:30 A.M) Maybe today is a lucky day and I'll update Wedding Day too!

I'm sorry to say, today is not that lucky. All The Small Things, unlike this story, was written in 30 minutes, with no plan on how it was going to turn out. I was in a hurry to get it in before midnight (I was too late), so I hardly edited it. 10 Things I Hate About You, however, was written during math class, and was planned… Kind of. And it's been… Edited by my beta, and Spiderman. No, I'm not joking, Spiderman actually edited it… In his own way. During math class. Yes, I am crazy, but I am not joking. He really did edit it.

Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, or the title/theme… At least I don't think I own the theme… I probably don't. The title/theme belongs to the person who owns to the rights to the movie.

1. I hate how you always make me do my paperwork. (Whoever thought of paperwork deserves to be burned...)

2. I hate how you're always protecting me. (I don't deserve to be protected...)

3. I hate how I can never see what you're actually feeling. (Is that a flicker of understanding I see in your eyes? Or sympathy?)

4. I hate how you can seem so serious about everything. (I didn't eat the cookie dough, your dog did. Please don't shoot!)

5. I hate the way you almost smile. (Whenever you do that it feels like you're secretly making fun of me.)

6. I hate how you can scare me so easily with your gun. (And it's not just me either...)

7. I hate how you never respond to my flirting. (You are truly superhuman, no woman should be able to resist the Mustang charm for this long.)

8. I hate how you seem like the perfect soldier. (One day, you're going to get transferred and the whole office will be buried in paperwork)

9. I hate how you do your hair. (Really, you should let it down once in a while)

10. I hate how much I love you.

A.N/: Roy's point of view… The cookie dough was a bit random... I couldn't think of anything.

AHAHAHA! There are few people who know who Spiderman really is... And its not Peter Parker.

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