A/N: SO LIEK OMG I RED IHAF AND IT WUZ GOOD BUT I DECIDDUD 2 CHANGE IT ND MKE IT BTTR ND LESS GAY! TEEHEE NO OFFENSE LILY BUT UR STORY NEEDED MOAR SUGOI-CHAN!11!1
DIS MAH FIRST SOTRY B NISE PLZ.

Iggy-chan and Imogene: Luv at IHAF

so liek dis da stry of Imogene Kate Middlton Deryn Razziel Fluttershine Fraser and her bestbuds sarah ilubbfliek4ever, suzy kamberg, n hippie dang. i'm the duagheter of worksbish and hugie-chan. (A/N: she iz nut a mrry suu! Workbish/Hughie 4-evah!) they liek had yaoi xxx after that bithch faggot left workshbish for that dumb swisserlund.

i luk azn and chinky eyes like myly cyrus . i where pink and orgasmage and kewl neon say Im so beautiful but i think its a curse. my eys change color depend on my mood and my hair izz so long its longer dan rapunzels and i die it many colorz. im rlly quite and im not a slutt like other gurlz. I dun luuk flashy and slutty omg I has simple naturl beauty. People say i sing rrlly well like miku hatsune. Im also rlly good at histroy because I luv Azis poars Hetalita. but i suk at maths cuz gurlls cant do maths.

but bak 2 htlia! 1 day i like ttly assed my tchr 2 change th txtbook to hetaliat and he did so now eeveryonez like smart at history like me but I'm still smarhtter than every1 else lol! my favorite iz iggy-chan and nihon-sampai and i wish i cud go 2 eengland and nihon cuz theyre so hot. i liek rusame and rusliet and ruslativa and russpruss and fruk bcuz dey so hawt and russia-sama is such a hot raepist Id let him do me any day but france is dizgusting and a pervert who only raep people. b/c of russia-sama im also communist lol!

i h8 swizzurland w/ a firey passion he shuld just dye.

but das enough bout me. lemme tell u my story!

lyke totally one day I was lyke totally walking hime from skool singing dis totarry awsome song called magnet about too ghey faggs luving each udder.

"watashi no chou fukisoku ni tobi mawari anata no te ni rinpun wo tsuketa "i sang bttfuly and evry1 luked meeee. sum gaiz had nosebleeds cuz i'm so hawt

when dis hawt eenglishman (i kno cuz he had de eyebraws) farted duwn 2 me n told me that i wuz going to this sepshul skool called ifah. i is lik omg rly iget to c nighon senpai 3333?

yes he says u get 2 c nihonsenpai and also u r going strait 2 third smstr student cuz u r soooo smart. U also get 2 live in de staf secktion!11!

he stares in2 my purple ies and loks my sexay bred vogue n luis vutton dress and sues. he den look at mi boosbs i feel nerous cuz my bowbs are tinny and cewt, butt he siled and porked them. i wuz happy and gined 2. iggy-semea huggled n frech kissed me n 2k me to ihaf.

he flarted thru an reinboou n den landed in tis awesume place. i saw ym too baddies and run to dem screamin PAPI ILU ILUSM N I hugged thm. i pushed stoopid biotch ema awy furm my daddiys and huggerd hugie-chan.

i wuz home :DDDD /kawaii sugoi fece 33333

A/N: R/R PLZZZ! NO FALMING B NICE DIS MAH FIRS SORTRY K