one day lucky was doing dog things in his dog house of egypt things for he was egypt dog thing called lucky. lucky absolutely decided yes to adventure for today and flopped out of door to quest onwards for wonderful wonderment of wonder in wonderland with wonder boy in monster land
lucky lay on the floor for 17 minutes and 93 seconds before rolling to the left a few times and then lying there for an extra 4 minutes and 02385 seconds. he then ate a cheeseburger and fell asleep for 5 hours. after this he woke up and ate another cheeseburger and rolled right this time but fell asleep mid roll for another 7 hours and then woke up again.
lucky then stood upwards on feet connected to legs and the legs were connected to his butt and his butt was not on the floor anymore because he was not lying down anymore but was instead standing on his feet. he then took two steps forward and fell in a pitfall which he was stuck in for 73 minutes and an hour. he then got out of the pitfall but forgot to save last time he got bored of game and thus resetman enangriragely eruptions outward from underearth thusly revealfying obnoxious voicehole of which speakwords explode outwards from
lucky pretendided to give multitude of shits about molebutt lecture for 9,740,572 seconds thus fell asleep from boring speaktime and slepts upon more 6.2 hours. thusly after timeset in which i mentioned earlier was in fact 6.2 hours lucky wake up and molebutt still farting vocal sounds out of face
lucky aquire ax and smak molebutt wif ax but oh right no one die in animal cross so i guess ax just bounce off and then nothing happen.
lukfull for lucky on luckys luck day of luck lucky have access to only killable thing in animal cross which that be is cockcroach in house of lazy game play person who not give shit about start up game to pik weedles
lucky go to villageman house but villageguy lock door so lucky break window and combat roll through windo with tank the size of moon in hand which lucky hold by gun barrel which lucky use as makeshift handle and lucky smack cockcroach but tank breaks and cant be used to kill cockcroach anymore and thus be worthless. lucky flops over and falls asleep again this time upon 459 years but luckfully lucky floped upon cockcroach and cockcroach died
lucky thus discover inherent magic power of flop power and thusly flops upon other cockcroach and cockcroach dies and lucky sleep 845 more years
with magic flop death magic power of floppy death lucky restat game with without save ahnd summon molebutt and while molebutt butt words oujt of mouth then lucky flop on molebutt and molebutt explode
molebutt explosion be so strong that explosion was launch lucky and villagedood houes onto space where space mars be located thus villagevillager and lucky continue existance of life upon mars and drink hot chocolates with space marshmalls which be better than ordenary marshmalls because more cosmic