This I have wanted to put online for a while now, only today did I finally write it down. Inspiration for this is from personal experience, I hate the prank that is in this story. It is the cruelest thing ever, anyway onto the story. I just wanted to give a little background.
~Perry~
Perry grabbed his hat before the wind could snatch it away from the top of his head. He was on his way to his nemesis' deluxe apartment in the sky. This was his normal day, most people didn't even have to fight a nemesis on a weird day. He moved on his look-a-like hover vehicle, but paused right in front of the purple building. He let out a sigh and prepared to be trapped would trap him today. He jumped off the hover jet, activating the self-park. He landed skillfully on the ground while his background music played, Perry! "Perry the Platypus?" Cried Doctor Doofenshmirtz, Perry kept his stance. Honestly, they saw each other every day. Why was it a surprise to see him? Doofenshmirtz calmed down and held out platter, "Would you like some home-made fudge? Perry shrugged and took a wedge. A string was attached to the piece and a huge cube rose from under Perry's feet, leaving only his head outside. "Ha! That was easy!"
Doofenshmirtz pressed a button on Perry's box and wheels popped out of the bottom. He pushed him out to the balcony. "Okay Perry, you know that really mean prank that some kids play on each other? It's the one where a random girl will walk up to this guy and say 'I love you' or vice versa considering the case. Well, throughout my youth I was forced to deal with this prank over and over again! Always, a pretty young girl in my grade or class coming up to me and saying those dreaded three words used for mockery! Today, Perry the Platypus, I shall take my revenge out on the entire Tri-State Area!" This led him into a maniacal laughing fit until he choked on his own spit, which led to a five minute coughing fit. "Geez, maniacal laughing hurts! Anyway, I decided to call this the Prankinator. Whoever I shoot with this bad boy will go up to the closest boy/girl depending if he is a girl/boy and say 'I love you. But, I decided to ramp up this prank. When the person says 'I love you' the person responding will have to say 'really' back (It is a reflex). Here is the zinger though, the person who is actually shot will say 'No' and walk away. Isn't it pure genius? Just imagine it, 'I love you', 'Really', 'No', leaving that person either heartbroken or confused. I know pure evil."
~Isabella~
"Hi Phineas Whacha do'n?" I ask, ready to do anything, as always.
"Hi, Isabella, we aren't sure what we are gonna do yet. I guess it will hit us sooner or later." He assured.
Little did they know, that phrase meant more than Meaped the Eye. Said a strange dis-embodied space voice.
My shoulders slumped, "Meap isn't coming today, is he?" The last thing I wanted to do today was compete with the 'most adorable thing in the world' as Phineas called him.
"Not that I know of, but I guess it is always be good to see Meap." Phineas replied honestly.
"Hey we could make home-videos." I suggested trying to change the subject, "That sounds fun right?"
Phineas shrugged, "Kinda already been there, done that. Good try though." He smiled at me warmly.
He snapped his fingers. "Hey! What about a railway to Mars? We never did do that since we created a lemonade stand instead." He always could only focus on one thing at a time.
"Sure sounds like fun!" I was just happy to move on.
Done for now, I was going make this a one-shot but I decided to stretch it a little bit. While I might still have your attention, has anyone else experienced that harsh prank? I hate it so much. I feel bad for anyone who has, cause it stings badly. Can anyone guess who is going get hit with the Prankinator? This is rhetorical by the way. Okay well bye!