hi my names strahd and I have short black slicked back hair and dark eyes and a lot of people tell me I look like dracula (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell outta here!). im not related to Dracula but I wish I was because hes a major fucking hottie. i'm a vampire, and my fangs are razor sharp and white. I have pale white skin. im also a count in ravenloft (I'm probably mostly immortal). i'm a goth (incase you couldn't tell) and I love hot topic. I buy all my clothes from there. today, i was wearing a black billowy cloak. I was walking outside my castle. it was snowing and raining, which I was happy about. some impoverished and dying people stared at me. I put my middle finger up at them.

"Hey strahd!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…..Ireena!

"What's up Ireena"? I asked.

"Nothing." she said shyly.

But then, i heard my servants call me and i had to go away.