My HTTYD Random Talk Show

This was so random I don't even remember how I came up with it. Anyhoo Let's do a talk show! Please review! *puppy dog eyes* please, pretty please!

Disclaimer: What the biscuits is this even meant to prove! *huge man with a briefcase looms over her* Ok, ok I don't own HTTYD, happy?

Blipity: "Hello and welcome to my talk show on HTTYD! Yes it's true I am now officially obsessed. But first please welcome my two co-hosts, EmsTheInvincible, my best friend and crazed sociopath!"

EmsTheInvincible: (appears, laughing manically) "mhwahahaha!" *eye twitching*

Blipity: "O-k, and my next co-host, Ginger, The aggressive, ninja red-head!"

(Silence)

Blipity: "Ok where's Ging-."

Ginger: (leaps off ceiling beam and runs after Blipity) "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Blipity: (screams and runs away)

EmsTheInvincible: "Oi you aggressive weirdo! She's the host you can't attack her!"

Ginger: (stops chasing Blipity) Oh sorry!

Blipity: (out of breath) "Now on with the show."

EmsTheInvincible: "Um… we don't have any guests."

Blipity: "What! Where are they all?"

Ginger: "I can get them here with my awesome ninja powers!"

Blipity: "For the last time Ginger, you don't have any-."

Ginger: (covers Blipity's mouth with her hand) "Shhh. Believe in the ninja powers."

(Awkward silence)

Ginger: NINJA POWERS ACTIVATE! HIYAH!

EmsTheInvincible: "Whoa! What the hell is she-?"

(Ninja vortex opens and the HTTYD gang fall out.)

Ginger: "Never doubt the awesome powers of the great ginger ninja!"

Blipity: What the *bleep*!

Astrid: "What the hell! Where are we?"

Blipity: (recovers from vortex shock) "YOU'RE IN MY TALK SHOW YEY!

EmsTheInvincible: "Yeah when is the talk show actually gonna start, I'm getting bored over here."

Blipity: "What are you eating?"

EmsTheInvincible: *shrugs*

Blipity: "Um… yeah never mind. Anyhoo now that HTTYD is finally here we can begin! EmsTheInvincible, will you read out the name of our first guest!"

EmsTheInvincible: "Sure, first up is Hiccup! Now the rest of you leave!"

Snotlout: "You can't just bring us here through your swirly little ninja portal and then expect us to just-."

Ginger: (hugging Hiccup) "GET OUT!"

Tuffnut: "Ok, ok shesh we're going!"

(Rest of HTTYD go backstage)

Blipity: (sitting down in her swivel chair) "Ok Hiccup we have some questions for you but first, Ginger stop hugging him!"

EmsTheInvincible: (pries Ginger off Hiccup with a crowbar)

Ginger: "NOOOOOOOOO!"

Blipity: Now Hiccup, how old are you, because I've seen a lot of Fanfic's and in everyone you're a different age?"

Hiccup: "Well in the books I'm 11 but in the movie I think I'm around 13 or 14."

EmsTheInvincible: Yey! Okay next question-."

Ginger: *snore* "This is boring! Hey I've got a good idea lets' bring the book characters here as well! That will liven this up!"

Blipity, Ems and Hiccup: "NO, GINGER DON'T!"

Ginger: "NINJA POWERS ACTIVATE! HIYAH!"

All: NOOOOOOOOOO!

(Ninja vortex opens and HTTYD book characters fall out)

Blipity: "YOU IDIOT, LOOK WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!"

Hiccup: "Whoa look how tiny I am!"

EmsTheInvincible: "OH SUGERMUFFINS TWO HICCUPS! IT'S A DREAM COME TRUE!" (Launches herself at book Hiccup)

Book Hiccup: "AHHH! CRAZED WEIRDO! (Tries to run away but is chased by Ems)

Blipity: "Will everyone just please calm down!" (Turns to Ginger) "And you!"

Ginger: "What have I done? Your talk show was boring so I just livened it up!"

Blipity: Take those book characters back to-, AHHHH TINY TOOTHLESS! OH HES SO CUTE!" (Dives after book Toothless)

Ginger: "My work here is done!"

I'm not sure how long that was but I think it was quite short.

Dun dun duuuuuun! *dramatic background music* what will happen next time? I know because I'm writing this! Don't worry Hiccup (or should I say Hiccup's) will be back in the next chapter! Please review because I love looking through those things ;) If you have any questions for any of the HTTYD characters (movie or book) please don't hesitate to say! More randomness on the way people!

Until next time! Blipity Boo out!