To be honest, I didn't think that I'd do this, but rereading certain fics gave me the confidence to start this.
Sorry not sorry
Anyway this'll be a great funny appetizer for you guys till the real story comes out. Expect a few spoilers for the story though.
I don't own rwby, you should know this by now.
P.S. the majority of these rules will be centered around Jaune, Rose, Ruby, Sebastian, Kamui, and Jet because for the most part they're the reason why the rules were made In the first place.
1. Do not mention anything related to the word sex in front of Ruby, Sebastian, or Kamui.
a. They don't know much about the stuff, but the stuff they did know somewhat triggers them.
b. They will snitch on whoever said it too.
Some no name team teamed up with CRDL to see if they can break the fifteen year olds, when they said the word rape, half of them was hospitalized, and the other half was traumatized, and that was before they told Yang and jaune.
2. Never volunteer to aid port in capturing Grimm.
a. It's bad enough that Sebastian volunteered, it's even worse that ruby, jaune, and surprisingly jet and velvet asked to join.
Glynda had to enforce this rule after one expedition, then again you would too if you saw them bring back 12 deathstalkers, a creeper, a griffon, 2 goliaths, 30 Boarbatusks, 5 flocks of nevermore, and an unidentified toucan grim that shot out seeds like a machine gun.
3. if you see ruby, Sebastian, or jaune depressed, try to cheer them up or contact Ms. Goodwitch
somehow their depression was contagious, and it started to creep out the staff when everyone in their classrooms said that they wanted to die.
4. Don't give alcohol to the following people: jaune, ruby, Sebastian, rose, kamui, and penny.
a. Especially don't give it to them at the same time.
b. Just because they don't know what it is, doesn't mean you can trick them into drinking it.
c. One of them is bad enough, together is catastrophic.
Someone spiked the punch bowl and got the following people drunk. Nobody knew why the group was seen sleeping on the floor half naked and covered in soot until they heard on the news that an abandoned warehouse that housed a white fang force got blown up last night with a firecracker, a flashbang grenade, and a jack-in-a box.
5. If you hear any explosions, don't ignore them.
a. Don't try to fix the problem yourself either.
Sebastian was just testing a new dust combination with ruby, Weiss came in and scolded them about something, and both the fifteen year old's sneezed simultaneously causing the explosion. The good news it worked, the bad news was that they now needed to pay for a new wall.
6. Don't take everything that the fourth years say seriously.
Ruby and Sebastian listened to a few fourth years earlier, and they kept calling the teachers nicknames, with Goodwith as "sexy librarian", port as "porkstache", Oobleck as "roadrunner", and Ozpin as "foxy devil". The fourth years that told them was put in detention when they told them the truth.
7. If you see a 10 year old fox faunas, and an 8 year old girl walking around beacon, don't mind them.
a. That includes picking on them.
b. If you get caught, kiss your sorry ass behind. We won't save you.
Team CRDL wanted payback for getting beaten up by ruby and Sebastian. So they picked on the two little girls. When Sebastian saw this he practically tortured the poor team until ruby and Jaune pulled him off. When he told them why he did that, they joined in.
8. don't show ruby and Sebastian any type of crazy videogames. They'll try to replicate some of the stuff in them.
a. CRDL there are safer ways to apologize.
b. Jaune you should know better by now.
Jaune introduced ruby and Sebastian to devil may cry 3. by the time they finished playing it, they left for 3 days. Everyone's stared in are and slight horror when they say them come back with talking scimitars, a guitar that shoots lightning, and a space cutting katana.
9. Whoever show Sebastian God of war will have to pay for all damages.
a. Read the rule above, what made you think this was a good idea?
Sebastian showed ruby, and they somehow made the blade of Olympus, the blades of exile, and a FUCKING Pegasus. Mercury was the poor unfortunate candidate for testing out these weapons.
10. Never show Sebastian, nor ruby anything from anime.
a. They made a goddamn Pegasus! We don't nee you giving them ideas.
They both disappeared for a week this time. When they came back, nobody expected to see a giant mech dragon. Few kind of expected both 15 yr. Old's to exit said mech. All from watching gundam.
And that is a wrap.
This will probably satisfy you guys until the stories are up. If you don't know some of the names in the rules, go to the promo skits, it give's you a slight spoiler for who the main characters will be. i will only have 10 rules per chapter, but there will be special chapters of the scenarios leading to the creation of a certain rule.
Pm or review me if you have a good rule to add in...
Shinigami's Rulebook!