It was a dark and stormy night i felt the rain hit my face with every step i take hell you're probably wondering just who the fuck i am and why does this seem like a horror movie well kid's i'm the other guy who wheres a red suit plus I've a my own movie that's right kid's or mommy's it's me DEADPOOL and this is my epic fanfic now back to the main focus. later that night i can across a house it looked interesting and i suddenly felt something move behind me.
What the fuck was that.
Then i saw it a shadowy figure of true power and bitchy'ness
you can come out now mr. evil
actually i prefer to be called count trumpula HAHAHA!
Well Mr. small dick.. I mead small loan are you ready to be unlived.
That depends because i can't die i'm undead.
wait a second no wounder why u look like shit how fucking old are u?
I'm urgh...
Sorry muchkin's i got bored but yea he's dead now but yea long story short i stabbed him with the sword i used to kill everyone in the marvel universe but you get the point, anyways let's continue so i entered the house i saw the most amazing thing.
Wow hello ms.
Well hi to you to I've been lonely for so long maybe you could help me with um my "needs".
wait you want me to.
yes I want you to fuck me.
I can do that.
ooh good because I've been a very naughty girl.
My god her pussy was nice and tight i couldn't get enough of it hearing her moan was like music to my ears but yea what did you expect from me not to get any action if you've seen my movie you should've expected as much am i right well my point is .. well my point doesn't matter lets get on with my story k munchkin's hours passed with non stop sex hell i came so many times i swear i was dead at that last moment she came.
Was it good for you?
Oh My God yes i loved it.
good by the way you're not pregnant are you?
well i can't get pregnant so..
i fucking love you!
i love you to.
long story short our hearts became connected and we were always able to find each other like literally during the sex she did a satanic ritual and we became connected in some fucking way shape and form plus i gave her my number now i had to face the most destructive team that no one would've expected well i found both of them at a concert now the stage was set i busted threw the window and landed on the old bitch herself well mr. baby ohh hid in the corner.
What the fuck you messed up my twerk session.
yea you dick i was about to hit my solo.
wait you to were about to fuck each other.
Yea.
yes i need the fame.
Eww old tits and a fuck boy that DOES IT!
I started shooting at both of them then i heard the weirdest sound.. wait i second that's the sound people shitting their pants.
I give up please don't kill me.
Damn it bieber.
well i'm just gonna stab him.
urgh.
he's down now you.
fuck no you... urgh.
They finally died and as for me i went back to my place with my vampire lover and started fucking her all night long THE END. hope you liked that munchkins bye.