Furries vs. Anime Villains
Chapter 1: Airplane
Note: If you've read "The Furry's Revenge", know that this takes place in a separate timeline. This will be evidenced by different fates of horror movie villains, and a character that died in The Furry's Revenge makes an appearance.
The furries are from animes and games, and the six main villians are from different animes.
Contains violence, but not any worse than you'd see in Sailor Moon. (Including Neflite's death in that) Not a lot of language unless you count hell.
A man with dark hair and a gold jacket walked up to the clerk at the airplane desk.
"Mr. Shaver?" said Danielle, the clerk.
"That's me," said Mr. Shaver. "One ticket to Seattle."
He boarded the plane and took a seat next to a man who looked like he might be a doctor.
"How's everything going, Dr. Crab?" said Mr. Shaver.
"Not bad," said Dr. Crab. "I'm on my way to Seattle to perform surgery on a survivor of a mass murder."
"Mass murder?" said Mr. Shaver. "Who did it?"
"Some weirdo with a hockey mask," said Dr. Crab. "He massacred sixteen furries with a machete."
"How awful!" said Mr. Shaver.
"One fox survived, and I'm going to give him surgery."
"Did they get the killer?" said Mr. Shaver.
"They caught him, and tried to execute him several times. But he's got these supernatural powers. Electric chair, gas chambers, firing squad, hanging, all were useless. So, they threw him into Vulcan Volcano and he melted in the lava."
The plane took off. After about three hours, the flight attendants took the people's orders. The choices were fish and steak. The flight attendants were a younger man named Ken, a younger woman named Tiffany, an older woman named Eget, and an older man named Raloc. Ken and Tiffany were in love.
Tiffany cringed at the sight of one of the passengers. He had grayish skin, was almost bald with pink hair, dark shadows before his eyes, and he was extremely fat. His cape was reminiscent of a vampire.
"That's the most repulsive clown I've ever seen!" said Tiffany.
"I'll have some fish," said the clown. "And for the record, I'm not a clown. I am Seto Kaiba's ghost. You can call me Ghost Kaiba. Nyahahaha!"
The plane flew for 25 more minutes.
"Guess where my pet dragon is?" said Ken.
"What?" said Eget, annoyed.
"Look to your left," said Ken. Everyone looked out the window to see a dragon flying beside the plane.
"Well now that I know you own something," said a bully named Benks Fuller.
"Up shut," said Ken.
"OW!" said Benks.
"I said shut up!" said Ken.
"No!" said Benks. "Stomach… pain…"
"I told you to stop smoking!" said Jirk Fuller.
"Dad banned me from smoking!" said Benks.
"Sounds sensible," said Ken.
"Just because I kept sneaking donuts from his room," said Benks. "That's no reason to take away my smoking priveleges!"
"You're only fifteen!" said Raloc, shocked.
"PAIN!" said Benks.
"Someone must've planted a bomb in his stomach," said Jirk.
"Hey!" said Eget. "Did he just say what I thought he said?"
Raloc nodded. Seconds later, Jirk was thrown from the plane and fell 40,000 kilometers down.
"Ken! Eget! Raloc!" Tiffany ran over to them. "The fat and ugly clown is experiencing a severe stomachache!"
"We know," said Raloc. "Many of the other passengers are experiencing it too. And each of them has eaten fish. Right, Benks?"
"Yes, I had fish!" said Benks. "Was it poisoned?"
"I think it was," said Raloc. "But only a great shadow thief of legend could have done it!"
Ken and Tiffany suddenly remembered that they ate fish as well, and they collapsed to the ground in pain. Eget and Raloc, on the other hand, had eaten steak.
Raloc rushed to the cockpit to tell Omah, the pilot, and Scott, the copilot, but to his great shock he saw that they were both dead, and snakes were slithering around.
Eget dialed a number. "Central Control! This is Eget, of the West Jet Legasus 2.31! We've got a serious situation here! Some evil spirit poisoned the fish on the plane! Half the passengers are sick and may be dying! And the pilots have been bitten by snakes!"
"All right," came Central Control's voice. "We'll take care of it."
His voice came on microphone to Edmonton Airport. "Attention Edmonton Airport! The West Jet Legasus 2.31's passengers have been poisoned and the pilots are dead! Delay all flights for the next 48 hours!"
"Did you hear that?" said Earl, a bald man, to three other men named Al, Unger, and Orrin. "I don't think so. We're gettin' on that plane and goin' huntin' in Vancouver!"
Earl, Unger, Al, and Orrin walked up to the desk.
"We'd like to speak to Central Control," said Earl. "And make it snappy!"
"Central control is busy dealing with a case of murder and attempted m…" began the clerk, but Earl held a gun to his throat. "Don't kill me! I have a teddy bear and a pest hole full of cockroaches at home!"
"Bull!" said Earl. "Either you get me to Central Control or you're going home in a body bag!"
"He means it," said Al. "Normally we don't threaten, but we REALLY wanna go hunting!"
"He's down the hall, then left, then right, and behind Wax Door. Under the OFF sign, not the ON sign."
"If you're lyin, you'll sink with 'em," said Earl.
"That didn't make sense," said Unger.
They walked into a room. They walked past a man with long white hair. He stared after them.
The mob entered Central Control's room. There, they saw a white cat with a crescent moon on his forehead.
"Who are you?" said the cat.
"A talking cat!" said Orrin.
"We wanna see Central Control!" said Earl.
"I'm Central Control," said the cat.
"A CAT CAN'T BE CENTRAL CONTROL!" said Al.
"Well I am," said the cat.
"If you are," said Earl, "then you can explain why the Shadow Realm the planes have been delayed 48 hours!"
"Because there is a murderer somewhere," said the cat. "Working right here in this airport!"
"How do you know?" said Earl.
"Because," said the cat. "I prepare the fish myself. The only ones who have been allowed near the fish before it entered the plane were working for the airport."
"You probably poisoned it yourself," said Earl, "just to delay our hunting trip! I KNEW IT! THE WORLD'S AGAINST ME! IT'S STACKED AGAINST ME! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!"
Suddenly, the mysterious man with white hair walked into the room.
"You will learn your place," said the man. "You will not meddle in affairs that do not involve you."
"Perfect timing Bakura," said the cat. "Get these psychopaths out of here and lock them in the loony bin!"
"I'll imprison them, all right," said Bakura. "But I'll imprison them in a place whose name Earl used, yet he has no idea what the place means."
"I know what the Shadow Realm is," said Earl. "The Shadow Realm is a place where bad people go when they die! And seven magical items can send people directly there to remain the rest of their lives, or even banish their soul directly there!"
"You're mostly right," said Bakura. "It's not all of that world. Most of it has fire, but there is a labyrinth there. Recently it lost all its souls, because its master, a demon with pins in his head, was destroyed. But another deeper area is the Shadow Realm, which is full of shadows rather than fire. The shadows will devour your soul for eternity. Let me demonstrate."
Bakura held up a strange, gold ring, It glowed with blue energy and suddenly Unger and Orrin vanished in a flash of bright light.
"It's you!" said the cat. "You're the shadow thief! I'd better tell the Sailor Scouts!"
"You won't be telling anyone anything, Artemis," said Bakura. He raised his Millennium Ring. Suddenly, he received a phone call. Bakura picked it up.
"What is it, Marik?" he said.
"The Rare Hunters are dancing again," said Marik.
"Deal with it," said Bakura. He turned to face Artemis, but Artemis, Earl, and Al were gone.
I apologize if the first chapter was too long or boring, with lack of furries or anime villains, but it all led up to Bakura in the end. And of course it's not the good Bakura, it's the evil one. Technically it's Yami Bakura, but we'll just call him Bakura, it's quicker. Also, a bit of the things regarding Bakura will be changed from Yu-Gi-Oh.
I wanted to fool you into thinking the whole thing would be a parody of Airplane and possibly Snakes on a Plane, only to take a turn into the main plot with Earl. And btw, Earl, Al, Unger, and Orrin are a mob killed by Michael Myers in Halloween 4.
Furries will be introduced in Chapter 2, so stay tuned.