Hey, all! What's up? Sorry I didn't get this posted on May 4. I hope you enjoy it! I have a riddle for you:

Q. If May 4 stands for "May the 4th be with you, what does May 5 stand for?

A. "Revenge of the 5th!" (get it? Revenge of the sith?)

Hope this made you laugh! Enjoy!

"Thank you for your help, Doctor Selena," Hera thanked the tall human before her.

Selena bowed slightly. "The pleasure is mine. You Padawan, Master Jedi," she addressed Kanan, "Should be fine within two to three days. All he needs is rest and plenty of fluids."

Kanan nodded, relief flooding his body.

"I trust I—" the doctor was cut off by an electronic voice which she recognized as a Med droid.

"Species: Jedi," it droned. "Illness: Hypothermia. Treatment: Poison."

Selena's blood ran cold. That was not part of the programing.

That was when Kanan heard a scream.

Ezra's scream.

Without thinking, Kanan ignited his lightaber and cut a clean hole out of the single closed door that separated him from his Padawan. He shoved it out of place with the Force and rushed inside, followed by the doctor and Hera. The Jedi stopped.

There, in a corner, lay Ezra. A powerful meddroid towered over the boy's small form. A sudden surge of anger and power filling Kanan's body, the Jedi took a flying leap and landed between the droid and his Padawan. In one swift move, he stabbed the robot. Sparks flew as the mechanical menance fell to the floor, dead.

Ezra slowly regained concoiusness and became aware of his surroundings. Hera rushed to his side. The teen's eyes grew wide with fright when he saw the large medroid's form on the floor just inches away from where he lay. He drew back in fear, burying his face in Hera's arm. Hera hugged Ezra closer.

"I am so sorry for the malfunction," Selena apologized to Kanan. "I can check to see if your Padawan is okay." She started to take a step towards Ezra, but Kanan stopped her.

"Hera," he told the Twi'lekk, "get Ezra. We're leaving." There was no humor, nor worry, nor kindness that usualy accompanied his vioce. There was only anger.

Hera was a first surprised by his unusual tone, but quickly gathered up Ezra in her arms and started toward the exit. Kanan followed, not giving Selena a second glance.

The door slammed after them.

Selena stood for a few moments, shocked by the Jedi's response to a simple malfunction. When she got over it, the doctor called one of her nurses to take the Medroid to a mechanic's shop to get it fixd. The nurse nodded and left with the droid.

She dragged it onto a small ship and the ship took off. Once it did, she slipped off her hat and let her short, brown hair spread out. An evil grin played on her lips.

Okay, pretty obvoius that this gal is the primary villian. Remember her from Date Night? If you don't, no worries. She didn't have a very big part. But she is VERY improtant. Just FYI. Please review and tell me what you think!

-Spector7 out!