COPS: racism
SMOKEY: stop
JOSEPH: hey
check out these pectoral muscles
[JOSEPH'S PECTORAL MUSCLES send COPS to ANOTHER UNIVERSE]
SMOKEY: uh
JOSEPH: bro
that was sick
SPEEDWAGON: meanwhile me
STRAIZO: im here too
SPEEDWAGON: oh ye
[SPEEDWAGON discovers A STONE MASK PLACE THING]
SPEEDWAGON: how am i suppose to fuck this
STRAIZO:
SPEEDWAGON
STRAIZO:
[SPEEDWAGON IS KNOCKED UNCONSCIOUS]
STRAIZO: beauty will be mine
[STRAIZO goes to NEW YORK]
STRAIZO: hi joesph
[JOSEPH kills STRAIZO]
JOSEPH: not today
ERINA: speedwagon
JOSEPH: oh yeah
[JOSEPH goes to MEXICO or something becuase NAZIS]
NAZIS: we found stone man
his name is santana
STROHEIM: did he tell you that?
whatever
where are his pants
NAZIS: what
SANTANA: hi
[SANTANA kills NAZIS, JOSEPH appears]
JOSEPH: blah blah kick your ass
SANTANA & STROHEIM: who are
[JOSEPH kills SANTANA]
STROHEIM: whatever
see you sucker
[STROHEIM like explodes or something, goes to be made into ROBONAZI 3000]
JOSEPH: i just realized i forgot to write in whatever character sends joseph to where ever the fuck caesar is
shit
was it erina?
it is now
ERINA: joseph
france
JOSEPH: okay
[JOSEPH goes to FRANCE]
CAESAR: i have a terrible fashion sense
dont worry
it'll grow on you
JOSEPH: im
sorry?
CAESAR: RIPPLE
JOSEPH: AAAAAAAAH
[they fight JOSEPH wins]
CAESAR: hey stone dudes
STONE DUDES: sup
uh
check this out
[STONE DUDES put the POSION stuff in JOSEPH]
STONE DUDES: by the way we are kars wham and acdc
we only had the money to afford the copy right to wham and acdc
plus cars doesnt look good as a name
JOSEPH: yeah i like duran duran though
ARAKI, LORD OF THE JOJO: hahahahahahahahaha
ahahahahahahahahahahahah
ahahahahahahahah
HAHAHAHAHAHA
A
HAHAHAHAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
CAESAR: aaaaaaaaaaaaaanyways
lisalisa
LISA LISA: thats me
JOSEPH: hello, my name is joseph joestar, i am from new york
i enjoy long walks on the beach, and
LISA LISA: dont care
climb my tower
fuck off
CAESAR: oh no, we'll never be able to climb up this tower
[CAESAR and JOSEPH climb THE TOWER]
CAERSAR: we made it!
SUZIE Q: im here!
THE WRITER OF THIS: i love you
JOSEPH: hey
ACDC AND WHAM: NO TIME FOR THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[WHAM and ACDC attack]
JOSEPH: uggggggggh
ACDC: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JOSEPH: look man
heres what we're gonna do
[JOSEPH kills ACDC, ACDC POSSES SUZIE Q]
LISA LISA: fuck off
[THEY BEAT ACDC OR WHATEVER GO TO A PLACE ROBONZI 3000 IS THERE]
KARS: so am i
JOSEPH: whatever
[JOSEPH GRABS the necklace stone thing]
CAESAR: lets go kill wham!
[CAESAR goes to kill WHAM]
CAESAR: wham im going to kill you
oh my the way i am a ZEPPELI
as in
like
WILLIAM ZEPPELI
WHAM: hahahahahaha
[WHAM kills CAESAR]
WHAM: what a warrior
i guess
JOSEPH: IM HERE NOW
CAESAR NO
LISA LISA: damn
well
KARS: okay heres the deal
me
wham
you two
the arena
sundown
LISA LISA: yea
KARS: cool
[ARENA GOOOOOOOOO]
WHAM: thunder
thunder cats
THUNDERCATS
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[JOSEPH KILLS WHAM WHO CARES KARS AND LISA LISA GOGOGOGOG]
KARS: hey
i broke up with my ex girl, heres her number
[LISA LISA kills FAKE KARS]
KARS: SIKE
THATS THE WRONG NUMBER
[KARS stabs LISA LISA in the back]
LISA LISA: fuck
oh yeah joseph
im your mom
JOSEPH: sorry what?
i was playing angry birds
this level is bullshit
they dont give you enough birds
OH MY GOD YOURE DYING
KARS
KARS: heheheh
[KARS does AIR GUITAR THING with LISA LISA'S leg]
JOSEPH: okay
here's what we are going to do
im going to skip this babbey shit
and just do this
[JOSEPH throws HIMSELF and KARS into AN ACTIVE VOLCANO]
KARS: sorry joseph
water is strong against fire types
JOSEPH: fuck
[KARS gets blasted into space after KARS uses RIPPLE on the RED STONE THING or something, spends THE REST OF ETERNITY in SPACE]
JOSEPH: that was some bullshit, huh
welp
i should go to my funeral
and marry suzie q
and listen to weird al