Look After You
Disclaimer: Obviously Supernatural is not mine…
Warning: OOC.
The DVD Casa Erotica 13 contained a message from the Archangel Gabriel/Trickster Loki. It was given to Dean and Sam Winchester by Gabriel and shortly after he died. The apocalypse is over with Lucifer and Michael locked into the cage in the pit together. Dean has started to live an apple pie life with Lisa and Ben. Sam is alive but well, he decided to go solo on hunting for the sake of his brother. Castiel became an archangel and help restore Heaven. God is still missing though.
Now somehow the DVD which is stashed in the Winchesters' stuff at Bobby's house came into the possession of a random hunter. He saw the porn DVD and decided what the heck…he took it to view it later on and stuffed into his duffel bag. However during a hunt, a random thief broke into a motel room in which the hunter is staying and took all the valuable stuff on the room which is not much at all. The said random thief saw the porn DVD and decided to take it with him. However the thief is killed by a drug dealer who is not pleased because he had stole from him before. The said drug dealer then took the thief's bag which contained a few not-so-valuable items and a porn DVD. The drug dealer stuffed the bag in his car and left. Things do not end well for him either when he decided to blackmail a client who happened to be a serial killer that the police is looking for. The said serial killer killed the drug dealer and stuffed him into the car and left.
The police managed to connect the drug dealer's death with the serial killer they were looking for and that's how the porn DVD came into the possession of two homicide detective, Olivia Parker and Jack Ozburn. The DVD is put into evidence bags along with the other evidence bag which has not yet submitted to evidence locker. It was late night for the both of them. Jack decided he needed a break and a certain porn DVD come in mind.
"Hey, Liv, can I borrow your laptop?" Jack asked suddenly.
"Sure, knock yourself out." Olivia said without looking as she's busy reading from a pile of case files and stuff.
"I so need a break…" Jack said with a grin as he put the DVD in the laptop.
Olivia looked up and saw what he is doing. "Really? You're going to watch a porn movie here?"
"Feel free to join me watching it, Partner." Jack said innocently.
Olivia shook her head in amusement but didn't make a move to join Jack but she snorted when she heard the guy in the movie said "Hungariannn…".
Jack seemed to be enjoying himself when suddenly the guy in the porn said, "Sam, Dean,… You're probably wondering what the hell is going on."
Jack looked confused, even Olivia looked up at the sound.
"Well, if you're watching this, I'm dead." The guy said. "Oh, please, stop sobbing; it's embarrassing for all of us…"
Jack raised an eyebrow at that. "What the…?" He grabbed the DVD case and inspected it. "Is this the right case?"
Olivia walked toward Jack and stand beside him to watch the DVD.
"Without me, you've got zero shot at killing Lucifer…"
Olivia looked confused at that. "Lucifer…" She exchanged a look at Jack. "I thought you said its porn…"
"It is…" Jack looked a little upset. "Where's all the good stuff?" he practically yelled at the laptop.
The guy proceeded to mention about cage, keys, ring, four horsemen, Michael, heaven, demon and all unbelievable stuff.
Olivia rolled her eyes. "It's probably only a horror movie…"
"…you were right, I was afraid to stand up to my brother. Not anymore. So this is me standing up…" The guy said. "…and this is me lying down…" He said and grinned while the woman he's with giggled.
Olivia rolled her eyes at that.
"Finally…the good stuff…" Jack said with a grin.
Olivia shook her head. "I'm going to make some coffee. Want one?"
"No, thanks…" Jack said as he's busy appreciating the woman in the movie.
"Alright, better finish up quickly. I need to use my laptop to make the final report…" Olivia said and walked out of the room. She could hear Jack muttering appreciation at the movie.
When Olivia came back, Jack had just finished watching the movie. "There…" He put the laptop back to Olivia's desk.
"Thanks." Olivia said as she sat down behind her desk. She put down the coffee mug and took on some of the case files again.
"Well, I'm beat." Jack said. "I'm gonna go home now."
"Ok."
"See you tomorrow…"
"Bye."
An hour after Jack left, Olivia is still busy with her case files. She noticed the empty DVD case on Jack's desk. The DVD is still inside her laptop. She turned on the movie and quickly skipped to the part where the porn guy left a message to a certain Sam and Dean. She doesn't know why the message bugs her so much. The mention of absurd things like Lucifer and stuff…what does it have to do with the porn itself? She couldn't help but think of the past events when things were bad and people started yelling about the end of the days and the signs of apocalypse.
Olivia shook her head off the thought that the porn guy is telling the truth. The world is still here after all, right? So there is no way the guy is telling the truth. But what's the point of the guy telling all these lies? She decided to surf the net and googling Casa Erotica 13. She's surprised that the cast of the movie are different from the one she has in her possession. What does this mean? Some guy decided to mimic the real movie with a twist of his own? She sighed. What is she doing? She felt stupid that she felt compelled to make investigation out of the stupid porn movie. She turned off the movie and pulled the DVD out of her laptop and put it back to its case. She didn't notice her laptop's screen glowing for a bit then vanished.
Olivia went back to her laptop and quickly finished her report. She worked on it so intently when suddenly the screen of her laptop goes dark which prompted her into panic mode. "What the… No! No, no, no! I haven't saved it!" The screen went back to normal and she sighed in relief. "Thanks God…" She quickly saves her work before the laptop decided to scare her again. She decided to go home now and get some rest.
At home, she poured herself a strong drink and rests her eyes a bit at the cushion in the living room. After finished taking a shower and changed into her pajamas, she put down her laptop on her desk and turned it on. She decided to finish her report while enjoying her drink. She finally finished it.
Suddenly just before she turned off the laptop, a guy's face appeared on the laptop screen. It was the porn guy. He looked around and then looked up and saw Olivia. He grinned and winked at her. "Hey, how you doing?" he said innocently as if appearing in a stranger's laptop is perfectly normal thing to do.
Olivia shrieked in surprise and nearly fell from her chair.
"Wow, hey, you ok there?" The guy asked.
Olivia stared at him. "Are you…talking to me?" she asked stupidly.
The guy rolled his eyes. "Duh. Do you see anyone else here?" he asked. "Where are the two chuckleheads?"
"What?"
"Sam and Dean? Hello, isn't this Sam's laptop?"
"No, it's mine…"
Silent.
"Well, this is awkward…" The guy said. "Who are you again?"
Olivia managed to calm herself down and stood up. She stared down at her talking laptop. "Who am I? Who are you? Why are you inside my…? How did you get in there?" she asked, obviously freak out with the whole thing.
"I assumed you watched Casa Erotica 13?"
"Err, yeah…?"
"You've a good taste for a woman…" The guy said with a grin.
Olivia rolled her eyes. "It was my partner who watched that stupid…" She stopped. "Oh dear, I'm talking to my laptop. This is ridiculous!" she yelled.
"Well, I was supposed to end up in Sam's laptop. I was planning on to scare those two chuckleheads… Instead I ended up here with you… There goes my plan…" The guy said. "How did you get the DVD anyway? And I've told those two to guard the DVD with their life too…so irresponsible…" He scoffed.
Olivia put a hand over her head. "I must be dreaming. Or drunk… I did not just talk to my laptop." She step away from the laptop now she considered as offending object while trying to shut down the laptop.
"Wow, hey, what are you doing?" The guy protested.
Olivia closed the laptop and stared at it as if the laptop in question might turn on by itself. Thankfully it's not. She sighed and massaged her temple. "I'm going to sleep now…" she said to herself. She went to bed and fell asleep quickly.
The next morning, Olivia woke up, feeling worst for bit. With a groan, she stood up and walked to the bathroom. She washed her face and brushed her teeth. After that she went to the kitchen and makes herself a sandwich and turned on the TV. Half-listening to the TV, she moved her laptop on the kitchen's desk to surf the net and opened her email. However just as she turned on the laptop, she was greeted by a very annoyed porn guy.
"You turned me off? Really? That is so rude, you know?" The porn guy said.
Olivia nearly choked on her sandwich. She drank a water to help calm herself. She still coughed violently. She stared at the porn guy and groaned. "I was hoping last night was just a freaky dream…"
"Well, it's not, alright? Deal with it…" The porn guy said and crossed his arms childishly.
Olivia sighed. "Alright, who are you again?"
"The name's Gabriel… I'm an angel of the lord…" Gabriel said.
Olivia raised an eyebrow at that. "Right…" she muttered sarcastically.
"What? You don't believe me?"
"If you're an angel, how come you do porn?"
"And why can't we? We also have needs you know…"
"I thought angels are holy creature…"
"So what? We're supposed to sing songs and plays harp all day and be a blushing virgin? Yeah, not my style…"
"Oh…" was Olivia only reply.
"So what's your name?" Gabriel asked.
Olivia smiled a bit. "Sorry, my name is Olivia, Olivia Parker… Can you explain to me again how do you ended up haunting my laptop?"
"Well, it is a long story…" Gabriel said. "But you can look it up on the internet. While you're sleeping, I decided to make a blog and put it on the net. Just write my name at Goobriel."
"Goobriel?"
"My own search engine and way cooler than Google…" Gabriel said and wriggled his eyebrows suggestively and vanished.
Olivia felt a headache coming. She opened the internet explorer and there is it the search engine goobriel. Apparently Gabriel had made the said search engine to be the first page displayed when she open up a website. The site Goobriel has animated version of mini Gabriel on the screen and the search engine button labeled 'just dessert' instead 'search'. The design itself is filled with soft candies and cakes picture all over.
"How are you doing this?" Olivia asked because she knew there is no such thing as Goobriel search engine and almost jumped in surprise when Gabriel's voice sounded.
"Well its easy really…just a little tamper here and there and it's done…" Gabriel said and he sounded very proud of himself.
Olivia typed the name 'Gabriel' and it provided a link to a blog: wwwcoolarchangelgabrielcom. She started to click on it and read the writings on the blog. She scanned the writings quickly and after she finished she said out loud, "Wow, you must be bored out of your mind…"
"You've no idea, girlie…" Gabriel said as he suddenly appeared on the screen. "At least I can watch as many porn as I want for free in the net…"
Olivia scrunched her nose at that and closed the link.
"What? A guy has needs, you know…especially if I'm going to be stuck on this laptop for a long time…" Gabriel said.
"Wait, what do you mean you're stuck on this laptop for a long time? You mean you can't get out?"
"Not for a while, kiddo. I guess you're stuck with me for as long as it takes…" He said and he sounded like he's trying to be sympathetic but he's not.
Olivia could only groan. "I hate Jack…" she said.
"Jack? Who is Jack? Boyfriend?" Gabriel asked.
"No, he's my work partner. He's the one who decided to watch your porn movie on my laptop. I hate that I let him." Olivia said. "And now I'm stuck with you…"
"Aw, come on, I'm not that bad as a company…" Gabriel said and wriggled his eyebrows suggestively.
"Don't. Don't do that." Olivia wagged a finger on the screen.
"What?" He asked innocently.
"I'm late for work." She ignored him and turned off the laptop despite the guy's protest.
TBC.
A/N: I have no idea why I write this stuff. It probably doesn't make sense. Ideas from dreams tend to be like that. :P