What should have happened with the toothpick incident
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
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Shinji was getting ready to head in for a bath when a penguin came out of
nowhere and tried to bite his junk! Startled, Shinji ran into the kitchen.
MISATO-SAN! Screamed Shinji. Unfortunately, Misato isn't alone...Asuka
had dropped by. No one said anything for a second then she burst out
laughing. "Nice "little" worm, shinji." Mocked Asuka. Misato joined in, holding
up a toothpick to shinji. "Actually, that's too much of an insult to worms. Even
this toothpick is bigger than him." Asuka see's how the toothpick covers him.
And laughs again. "So it is! Your junk would be sad if it weren't so funny!"
Poor shinji tried to cover himself. But the stupid peinguin kept snapping at his
hands! Eventually he just slinked away humiliated as the girls continued to point and laugh.
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TO BE CONTINUED?
AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.
But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?
Also don't forget to give a shout out to my mom's birthday story on my page!
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