Explaination: Okay well this was a scene I was going to put in but forgot. What an idiot I am lmao. So yeah it's just after the werewolves have finished eating Jaq's lovely meal ^.^ and they're still in the kitchen at the table... Jaq still doesn't know what's going on with Embry and she still doesn't know anything about imprinting...

Just thought it was a cute scene just waiting to happen... can't believe I forgot it! Tell me what you think, leave a review!

Anyway... enjoy!


"Jacob," Alice said. "Billy's on the phone for you."

"Oh," He stood up looking confused and left. "Okay…"

"Man that felt good." Seth rubbed his stomach. "Jaq, you cook even better than my mom."

Jaq laughed.

"Uhu," Embry grinned. "I mean, I know you said you could cook but this…" He gestured to the empty plate apparently at loss for words.

"Is there anymore?" Connor asked.

"Sorry, no."

"Aww…"

Jaq cleared the plates off the table a put them in the sink ready to be washed up. Quil gave a loud burp.

"Urgh!" Jaq hit him around the head with an oven glove. "That's disgusting!"

"Sorry." He grinned.

"Actually," Nessie said. "In some cultures, Ancient Rome in particular, burping is seen as a complement to the chef. Jake told me so."

"He would know something like that."

"Thanks for the back up, kid." Quil laughed and gave her a high five.

"Yeah, but we're not in Ancient Rome."

"Yep." Seth grinned. "This is America… A-mer-i-ca." He said it as if he was talking to someone with problems.

"Shut up Seth." Quil flicked a left-over piece of onion at him.

"Hey, no food fights."

"So childish…" Nessie muttered. Embry snorted.

"Says the baby."

"Vampire-baby! That means I have the right to look down on you lot."

Jaq leaned back against the sink smiling as she listened to their petty banter. Nessie was right, they were like children. But it was kind of cute in a way. She watched Embry laugh at whatever it was Connor had just said. He had a very nice face she decided, and very pretty brown coloured eyes. He had a lovely smile too, it was just so…

"Hey Jaq, thanks for feeding them." Edward said as he walked into the kitchen. Jaq jumped. Oh no. Had he heard what she'd been thinking? If he had, he showed no sign. "Ness, it's time for bed."

"Y-you too Connor."

They both followed him out of the kitchen, leaving Jaq alone with the three wolves.

"So which one of you is on patrol tonight?" She asked.

"Me and Leah." Quil said. "Should be fun." He added sarcastically.

"You being mean about my sister?" Seth asked jokingly.

"Maybe."

"Aww," Embry grinned. "I think you and Leah would make a lovely couple."

"Urgh no thanks!" Quil made a face. "I have Claire anyway!"

"Who's Claire?" Jaq asked. "Is she your girlfriend?"

"Err…" He looked uncomfortable.

"Yeah," Embry grinned breaking the awkwardness. "She's your girlfriend. Isn't she Quil?" He winked and Quil glared.

"Wha-?" She began to ask but was interrupted by Jacob who came into the room, sat back down in his seat and slammed his head against the table.

"What's wrong Jake?" Seth asked.

"They're getting married." He mumbled. "They're bloody getting married."

"Who is?"

"Paul and Rachel."

"Hey, we all knew it'd happen some day." Seth comforted him. "I mean he imprin-…ahem…" He coughed, disguising the end of his sentence as Embry glared at him. Jaq watched confused. What had he been about to say?

"That's not what's wrong." Came Jacob's muffled voice.

"So what is it then?" Embry asked.

"They want me to be a pageboy."

"Oh." They all tried not to laugh imagining Jacob in a pageboy's outfit.

"Well I think you'll make a lovely pageboy." Embry said in a strained voice trying to suppress a smile.

Suddenly Quil snorted breaking the silence and sending the others into a pitch of laughter.

"It's not funny!"

"Oh it is. It so is."

"Are you gonna have to wear a suit?"

"They want an old fashioned wedding so I'm going to be forced into wearing a lace collar." He cringed.

A fresh wave of hysterics hit. Jacob glared at them.

"It's not funny." He repeated.

"Lace…" Quil grinned wiping his eyes.

Jacob gave another death glare at them all and stormed out of the room, his hands shaking.

"Was it something we said?"


Did that sound familar to you stonecoldheart27 ? wink wink nudge nudge... haha...