animeOCD: Ok so this is my idea of how our three main hero's see their lives and the various things and people surrounding them.
Don't own any of the characters enjoy Ja Ne!
Translation Files:
Uzumaki Naruto:
Konoha: A wonderful place full of wonderful things such as ramen! And the people too I guess; I will protect the village no matter what because I'm going to be Hokage very soon (see also: Ramen, Hokage and Tsunade)
Ramen: The second best thing in the world! Only place to get it is at Ichiraku's I honestly don't know how people can hate it I practically live of it…well when Hinata Chan let's me (see also: Hyuuga Hinata)
Hokage: Leader and protector of the village currently Tsunade Baa Chan soon to be me since she's taken me on as her Hokage apprentice.
Sanin: Three legendary Sanin; Ninja who surpass Hokage or equal too but are not. Previously: Tsunade Baa Chan, Pervy Sage Jiraiya and Orochimaru Bastard and currently Me Ultimate Naruto, Sasuke Teme and Sakura Chan(see also: Teme, Pervert, Monster and Pedi file)
Tsunade: AKA Legendary Sucker: Currently Hokage, monstrous strength (unfortunately taught it to Sakura Chan) Really likes to drink can be found at bar's dancing on tables, at casino's punching away at the machines like she has all the money in the world (which she doesn't since she's in HUGE debt) Or can be found sleeping away at her desk next to a very frustrated Shizune. (See Also: 'How to avoid her punches')
Jiraiya: AKA Pervy Sage or The Toad Sage: Biggest perv out there writer of Ichu Ichu series (see Also: Kakashi) was my Sanin teacher taught me many valuable things such as how to write a good 'romance novel' and where all the 'best spots are' if you catch my drift (unfortunately had to stop doing the latter due to certain recent circumstances…See Also: Hyuuga Hinata)
Orochimaru: AKA Snake Bastard or The Pedi File: Stole Sasuke Teme from us (got him back though Believe It!) real creepy guy who has one to many snakes and one to many little boys (See Also: Michael Jackson)
Uchiha Sasuke: AKA The Teme also my Best Friend: Like a brother to me, is a bit of a social retard and has a chicken butt hairstyle, secretly likes Ichu Ichu (thinks I don't know…who do you think supplies him?!) Trained under the Pedi File has the Sharingan, thinks he's all that currently dating Sakura Chan has an obsession with tomatoes. (See Also: Team 7, Sharingan, cockatoo but hair style)
Haruno Sakura: AKA Cherry Blossom a very good friend of mine: Like a sister to me, has blinding pink hair and emerald eyes monstrous strength and is a medic nin trained under Tsunade Baa Chan and unfortunately took up some of her bad habits such as: Drinking to the late hours of the night, using her strength on her team mates and has picked up a knack for gambling (actually good at it due to her smarts and occasional seduction skills much to Sasuke's regret) currently dating Sasuke Teme (See Also: 'How to avoid her punches' and 'like Teacher like Student')
Hatake Kakashi: AKA Copy Nin: Is always LATE seriously has this guy heard of a watch!? Never takes of his mask I've always wondered what's under there many tried and failed attempts by or team. NOTE: never expect anything from Kakashi if it has to do with time or if he has that little orange book in hand. (See Also: Ichu Ichu and 'Buck teeth?')
Sai: AKA Social Retard: Member of ROOT is a total social retard always with a dumb smile on his face keeps making jokes about my Penis…it's like he's covering something up if you catch my drift…though I will admit he's a good artist (See Also: 'Social Retards and what to do with them')
Yamato: Has the genes of the first: can produce wood elemental chakra like the first is very stern always ends up paying for ramen because we all ditch on him (See Also: Kakashi's Infamous disappearing acts) tends to get muddled when Kakashi is around if you catch my drift (See Also: Yaoi)
Team 7: Keeps gaining members, the best team out there believe it! Full of future Hokage's, Scary women, Social retards, stuttering men and perverts.
Hyuuga Hinata: Really cute shy girl with long indigo blue hair and pale violet Hyuuga eyes does this really cute thing with her fingers when she's shy master at fainting Note: NEVER GET HER DRUNK! (Once told me in her drunken splendours she mastered fainting ages ago not from just shyness but to get out of certain things…I've never been prouder!) Currently dating ME future Hokage Believe it! (See Also: 'No pupils WTF?' and Future Mrs. Hokage)
Aburame Shino: AKA Creepy bug man: very silent Hinata's team mate; nice…but scary need I say more?
Inuzaka Kiba: AKA Dog Breath: is a total dick head to raunchy his dog has more manners, alright drinking buddy though! (See Also: Akamaru)
Yamanaka Ino: AKA Village no1 gossip: Bleach blonde flirty girl, works at her parents flower shop best friends with Sakura Chan currently dating Chouji (who knew hey?) Uses mind transfer Jutsu for evil means one of them scary women (See Also: Monster)
Akimichi Chouji: AKA village no1 glutton: Likes to eat is an understatement for this fellow, been madly in love with Ino since the academy (hid it well I only found out since they started dating) has actually cut down on his eating for Ino best friend with Shikamaru is a kind person though (See Also: Lazy)
Nara Shikamaru: AKA self proclaimed village coward or village no1 lazy ninja: as said previously really lazy guy deems everything troublesome has an IQ of over 200+ picked up smoking not very smart ne? Always watching clouds HOW BORING BELIEVE IT!
Hyuuga Neji: AKA genius: Hinata Chan's very scary cousin keeps glaring at me, not a bad person though when he's not glaring at me for being 'inappropriate' with Hinata (hasn't this guy been laid or something….not that Hinata's some freak in bed or anything…ha, ha, ha…ahem) Also inner pervert with his Byakugan (yea we all know it Neji)
Rock Lee: AKA Konoha's Green Beast: Bushy brows, bowl cut, green spandex, obsessed with youth need I say more? Actually yes I do good kid gives me a good Tai jutsu workout.
Tenten: Does she have a last name? Likes pointy things…which scares me too dating Neji have no idea why.
Sabako no Gaara: Best friend, fellow jinchiriku Kazeakage of Sand, still wears the creepy eyeliner meh what are you going to do? Unfortunately still a social retard. (I never said that!)
Kankuro: AKA Puppet Master: Pervert total man whore (well used to be is currently going out with Kiba wow hey?) still a pervert though…likes to play with dolls.
Temari: AKA Princess of Sand: Also one of them Scary women (actually now that I think about it all the women I know are scary crap I'm screwed!) fights with a giant fan, also really smart keeps Shikamaru in line (Actually dating him surprise hey?)
Sex/Intercourse: The best dam thing as long as it involves Hinata and cherries.
Ichu Ichu Paradise: The best dam books to have ever been written (I like how Hinata folds the corners of the pages of things she likes to try) Continuing the legacy of Ichu Ichu as the new writer (Me Uzumaki Naruto is the new writer if you hadn't guessed)
Monster: Every single dam woman I know yes even shy Hinata (oh she's subtle and takes away lovely 'sleeping rights')
Believe It!: My catch phrase…what everyone has one!