On a planet lived a happy blue experiment. He lived with his very own ohana. No, he's not on Earth. He's on a planet extremely far from it. It's in the Terganius Galaxy. It's on a planet called Tantalogia. They sky there is an emerald green. You can tell the weather just by sniffing the air. So if the air smells like cookies, there's going to be a tornado. The plants there are really unusual. There's one called Death's Breath. It looks like an ordinary pumpkin; with two wilted tall, narrow leaves at the top. It's not really dangerous but it has a strong odor. It feels like you're under a huge blanket when you smell it. The animals are no different. One is called an Archstrike. It's extremely dangerous. It has body of a lemur, big bat wings, a long tail with spikes at the end, and sharp teeth. If you spot its flock they'll rip apart your flesh in seconds. But, the people there are extremely strange. In fact some would call them animals. That's those are the experiments everyone knows and loves. If you ignore the high tech gadgets, man-eating plants, flesh tearing animals, weird citizens, and unusual architecture. It will feel like you're on Earth…maybe.
But, that's not what this story is about. It's about what Stitch find that changes his life forever. Just to let you know; I didn't say it changed his life in a good or bad way. It just changed his life. Now let's get on with the story shall we.
A green alien woke up from his sleep. He went to his window and sniffed the air. He sighed, "It smells like shampoo. It's going to snow today. But, wait it's in the middle of July. Computer can you come here?" aholographic screen came into the room. It said, "What can I do for you Mr. Pelekai?" The experiment asked, "What month is it?" It answered, "The middle of July." He thought about it snowing. I wonder why it's snowing. Oh well. Snow means…NO SCHOOL! The experiment jumped up with happiness. Then his eyes went wide. He opened up his door and took a peak out in the hallway. There was no one in sight. He took a deep breath and walked out cautiously. He went to his parents' bedroom. He knocked on the door and asked, "Dad or Mom are you home? Hello?" He opened the door and only saw an empty room. He sighed in relief.
He closed back the door and walked back to his room. He got stopped when a certain blue experiment; swung down from the ceiling and pinned him on the floor. He yelled, "Rascal you haven't took a bath or shower in weeks! Either you are going to do it or I will!" Rascal argued, "I'm only 5 years old and you're doing this to me. I need to call child protection services." Stitch rolled his eyes and grabbed his son. It's only a few steps Stitch. Don't let him escape this time. Stitch smiled and walked towards the bathroom. Stitch looked down and saw Rascal was gone. He growled and marched off to find him. He jumped down from the railing and landed in the den. He shouted, "C'mon Rascal if I can get over my fear of water, so can you! I bet you also know your mother isn't here." Rascal replied, "Actually I didn't know that. Oops." Stitch found his son hiding in the coat closet.
Rascal ran out the closet and out into the front lawn. It already started snowing. The snow already was a foot deep. Rascal backed up inside only to get tackled by Stitch. He grabbed the garden hose and sprayed down Rascal. Stitch mumbled, "Take a bath or a shower one way or another." Rascal repeated, "It's so cold." Stitch laughed and continued to hose him down.
*10 minutes later*
Rascal was wrapped around in a warm blanket. He was shivering badly. Stitch gave him some hot cocoa. He asked, "Are you alright?" Rascal gave him an evil eye. Stitch slowly looked away. Rascal asked, "Don't you have to check up on some kids?" Stitch realized he hasn't checked on the others. Stitch walked up stairs to a door with a baby sign on it. Stitch slowly walked in and turned on the lights. There were four cribs in the room. All of them are girls. Stitch went to a bright pink crib and whispered, "Good morning Spearmint." Spearmint's fur is well spearmint green, she has a dark green necklace around her neck, the inside of her ears are pink, her patches are a soft green, and her eyes are dark green. He walked to an orange and red crib. A pacifier was thrown at him. He sighed, "Good morning Stitcha." Stitcha's fur is the same color as Stitch's; her left ear is floppy, and the inside of her ears are a light purple.
He kissed her forehead. There's another crib that had bubbles painted in it. The baby was blowing spit bubbles. He laughed, "Good morning Stella." Stella's fur is white, the inside of her ears are grey, her nose is black, her patches are also grey, her eyes are blue, and her pupils are white. Stella was put up for adoption. Stitch was the only one who adopted Stella. The last crib was maroon and a rose mobile. Stitch smiled wide for her. He said, "Good morning Stitchy." Stitchy's fur is a soft pink; she has bangs with purple streaks, her bangs go over her right eye, she has light pink patches, and her pupils are lavender. He loved all of them. He loved his life, except for one thing. The doorbell rang. Stitch ran to the door. He saw a black and purple experiment, two fangs are out of his mouth, he has a lot of sharp notches in his ears, he's taller than Stitch, but 2 inches smaller than 627, and his claws are really sharp. He spoke with a deep Russian accent. He asked, "Where's your wife?" Stitch stuttered, "S-She's at w-work. Why?" The experiment sighed, "You are overdue Stitch." Stitch pleaded, "Maksimilian please give me a few more days."
Maksimilian took a deep breath. He explained, "Stitch you have been saying that for over 3 years. Why should I give you more days?" Stitch thought for a bit. He lied, "I have another baby on the way. So you can't take the kids. All I'm asking is for a few more days." Maksimilian knew it was against the law to take anything valuable under a family crisis. He gave in, "I'm giving you a week Stitch. If you don't make 1,000 Inbogs within that time, I will take your kids." With that Maksimilian slammed the door. Stitch looked extremely depressed. Rascal pulled on Stitch's tail. He looked back at Rascal. Rascal asked, "Are we going to get taken?" Stitch didn't say anything. He just hugged Rascal.
This is just the beginning of Stitch's problems. He has whole life ahead of him. Trust me. It's going to be a really crazy adventure.
This is a one shot thing. I doubt i'll get any hits, let alone reviews. But please review. By the way 1,000 Inbogs is over 60,000 Earth dollars.
Disclaimer: I don't own any Lilo and Stitch character. I only own his kids and Maksimilian.
